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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
:monar:

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He died as he lived; Pretty mental

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
We live in a world where the rich are immortal liches and on the rare occasion one dies, we acknowledge that he must've pissed off the other liches and they murdered him.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I want to know what dirt McAfee had on Michael Dell that forced Dell to keep putting that lovely rear end software in all his computers

It must be some good poo poo

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Colonel Cancer posted:

He didn't kill himself imo

That was his opinion too.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Guy didn't look too shabby for 75. Drugs, guns and brainworms is how you do it folks

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
McAfee Didn't Kill Himself

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


hes loving whales in heaven now

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
rip to a real one

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
He's scanning in heaven now

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Suicide is a funny thing, but Spanish Prison? Dude must have pissed off someone, in his years of living in Europe. I am sure it wouldn't cost much to bribe guards to look the other way

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

Suicide is a funny thing, but Spanish Prison? Dude must have pissed off someone, in his years of living in Europe. I am sure it wouldn't cost much to bribe guards to look the other way

they probably got to him when the guards were all on their siesta har har har

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
dang we lost DMX and McAfee same year

what legit insane people are left?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

mallratcal posted:

Going to be impossible to fully bury/cremate him.

his grave will be a superfund site

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Captain Beans posted:

dang we lost DMX and McAfee same year

what legit insane people are left?

My dude have you seen congressional republicans?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Johnny Aztec posted:

Suicide is a funny thing, but Spanish Prison? Dude must have pissed off someone, in his years of living in Europe. I am sure it wouldn't cost much to bribe guards to look the other way

I know who he pissed off... :tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1169760863424827394

The Half-Foreskinned Gang!

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
He really didn't livesafe

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
being described as a "fugitive software magnate" is pretty dope, I hope to have something 1/2 as good on my tombstone

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Captain Beans posted:

what legit insane people are left?

Nice try, Captain Beans

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Dropping a deuce on his grave in his honor

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
RIP in peace you crazy bastard

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Chinatown posted:

McAfee Didn't Kill Himself

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



RIP to a real one.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
The people living downwind from his cremation site are gonna be high as gently caress

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Crossquoting

Agile Vector posted:

wouldn't be the first time mcafee was deleted before the start of the trial

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

RIP to a real one john mcafee for real

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

William Bear posted:

HE NEVER FULFILLED HIS PROMISE!



:arghfist:

"US federal prosecutors unsealed an indictment in October against Mr McAfee over charges that he evaded taxes and wilfully failed to file returns.
That came shortly after the US Securities and Exchange Commission said it had brought civil charges against Mr McAfee, alleging he made over $US23.1 million ($30.5 million) in undisclosed income from false and misleading cryptocurrency recommendations.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-24/john-mcafee-found-dead-in-spanish-prison-antivirus-software/100239740

:rip: scammer.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
rip in peace you misunderstood genius

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Julius CSAR posted:

The people living downwind from his cremation site are gonna be high as gently caress

i heard if you eat his dick it will give you the sexual power of at least 100 tiger penises

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

hes loving whales in heaven now

sporkstand posted:

rip to a real one

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

I’m gonna bet that the crackpot motherfucker had a cyanide tooth or some wacky poo poo.

I remember buying McAfee Nuts & Bolts at Walmart for :10bux: back in the 90’s. As soon as the CD-ROM entered my computer, it was reduced to nuts and bolts. Gotta love truth in advertising!

It’s all good because I more than made that money back by investing in one of his many pump and dump sham companies.

Rest In Peace, you silly loving shitdick.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

hes loving whales in heaven now

It was a shark, and you're thinking of the Jimmy John's guy

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
The plot thickens

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1407813530917687304?s=20

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

He used his money to pay impoverished locals to do weird sex stuff with him. Like poo poo on him through a hammock.

A truly hilarious and reprehensible shitbag.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Novo posted:

his grave will be a superfund site

Encased in concrete like a Chernobyl liquidator.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I gota respect that posthumous shitposting game

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


lmaq

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Elon does insane tech billionaire bigger, but no one is ever going to do it crazier. Rest in piece real life Frank Reynolds.

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

dude was going to jail for probably 30 years and he was 75, he def killed himself rather than face the prison sentence but wanted to sludge everything with conspiracy bullshit on the way out

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