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Who is the winning tanner???
This poll is closed.
Elephant Ambush 22 21.78%
Sid Vicious 14 13.86%
Matlack Radio 57 56.44%
verbal enema 4 3.96%
SLICK GOKU BABY 4 3.96%
Total: 101 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:siren:Here are your finalists!!!:siren:

Elephant Ambush:
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6983423900449328390

Sid Vicious:
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6983458398687874309

SLICK GOKU BABY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvrA0KhTjHs

verbal enema:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2x9MJQNATY

Matlack Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvqh4uoX7o



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Here are the rules. :siren:READ THEM BEFORE YOU POST DANGEROUSLY:siren:

If you post the word Tanner in any post in this thread you are going to be prescribed a MOD CHALLENGE. Only the first five Tanner-ers will be competing. You will all complete your mod challenges and then THE THREAD will decide who is the winner. The mod challenges will be simple but know that if you decide to Tan Tan like a man man you will need a camera (of course your face can be covered) and some way to upload videos or, I guess, really insansely large gifs.

The winner gets:
A FANCY NEW AVATAR furnished by me so you know I'm not spending all the modding money they give me on pixie sticks and cheese stuffed slim jims. I will also make a callout thread in your honor and sticky it in GBS for no less than 12 hours. In that thread I will lavish you with compliments about your demeanor and ...good looks.

People who complete their mod challenges (AKA the loving losers) get:
A colored pencil drawing of an OC I will create for them including a list of likes and dislikes and color palette (DO NOT STEAL)

People who don't complete their mod challenges get:
A three day probation and also everyone in the thread gets to call you names and also I will send you at least five (5) snotty PMs in which I make fun of you for being worse than the other losers. Oh Lordy, I'll give you a verbal lickin'.


Challenges will be in no way harmful (though perhaps a little embarrassing). No having to light your hair on fire or jump from a bridge or anything. I encourage you non-Tans to cheer on your fellow goons as they do dumb poo poo for the internet and our general amusement. The games will begin when I get my first 5 Tanners.

Literally A Person posted:

:siren:ALL RIGHT FAM HERE'S THE CHALLENGE:siren:

My five Tanners it's as easy as this. I expect each of you to choreograph and dance a hip hop dance of no less than 30 seconds to a 90's hip hop or r&b song of your choice. Your dance can be as long as you want. Remember it's posters in this thread that will decide the winner so be sure to bring the spectacle. You have 47 hours from right now to post your videos. Good luck. Godspeed.

Spectator goons let's hear some whoop whoops for the contestants:

SRQ Sid Vicious
Matlack Radio
Elephant Ambush
verbal enema
SLICK GOKU BABY


Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jul 12, 2021

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

I don't want a new av because I like this one but I like to live dangerously and I'm curious.

TANNER

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
SRQ and Matlack Radio are our first two Tanners

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Ohhh, yeah, this looks like its gonna be fun, Good luck all of you.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Full House loving sucked and so did the entire Tanner family

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Elephant Ambush is number 3!

Let's hear it for them, goons!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
you said "verbal" so im here fuckit

TANNER

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
verbal enema is number 4 after a smooth ninja edit.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




I'm just HERE to CHEER and maybe JEER

(I don't live dangerously)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Droogie posted:

I'm just HERE to CHEER and maybe JEER

(I don't live dangerously)

:same:

I’m too old for this poo poo, two weeks from retirement, etc. but boy howdy I will give you the business

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Not going to catch me posting tanner in this loving thread. No way.

Edit - Oh gently caress.

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Jul 9, 2021

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Hooray! How exciting!

I am actually looking forward to this, good luck to you courageous goons!

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Hey, sorry for the off topic question, but anyone know of a legal explosive I could use for a gender reveal party I'm planning?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Slugworth posted:

Hey, sorry for the off topic question, but anyone know of a legal explosive I could use for a gender reveal party I'm planning?

alexanderite

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Is it ok if some of us choose sides to root for like Team <Goon> ?

Ex:
“I’m Team <Goon1>, they are the best and I hope they do well!”
“Well I’m Team <Goon2> and they are going to kick <Goon1>’s rear end”
“How dare you sir, Team <Goon1> 4 evah “
“I will loving kill your famil if you don’t shut you mouth!” USER PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST

I’m not saying it will go down like that I just want to know what kind of encouragement (discouragement) is acceptable.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Slugworth posted:

Hey, sorry for the off topic question, but anyone know of a legal explosive I could use for a gender reveal party I'm planning?

A dick filled with semens. Add a few drops of food coloring up there 1st to reveal the gender.

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Dang, am i too late to yell TANNER?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



dervinosdoom posted:

Dang, am i too late to yell [redacted]?

GIVE THIS GOON A SPOT
GIVE THIS GOON A SPOT
GIVE THIS GOON A SPOT

WHAT DO WE WANT?

GIVE THIS GOON A SPOT

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Watching :dance:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Spinz posted:

Watching :fap:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
SLICK GOKU BABY IS CONTESTANT NUMBER 5. Congratulations, SGB.

Noon PST the challenge will drop. You'll have 48 hours from then to complete and post your video. May God have mercy on your souls.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 9, 2021

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Is it ok if some of us choose sides to root for like Team <Goon> ?

Ex:
“I’m Team <Goon1>, they are the best and I hope they do well!”
“Well I’m Team <Goon2> and they are going to kick <Goon1>’s rear end”
“How dare you sir, Team <Goon1> 4 evah “
“I will loving kill your famil if you don’t shut you mouth!” USER PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST

I’m not saying it will go down like that I just want to know what kind of encouragement (discouragement) is acceptable.

This seems fine.

Also, you could get some cheesy t-shirts to support you fav goon.

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Literally A Person posted:

SLICK BABY GOKU IS CONTESTANT NUMBER 5. Congratulations, SBG.

Noon PST the challenge will drop. You'll have 48 hours from then to complete and post your video. May God have mercy on your souls.

DARN YOU SGB! :argh:

I'll get in next time!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A Literally Person got my name wrong. :mad:

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 9, 2021

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A Literally Person got my name wrong. :mad:

lolololol. Will edit.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

you guys threw a SPANNER in the works by posting the bad word in here.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Did I Win

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

sporkstand posted:

Did I Win

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yeah, you won. Won big.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hold on, they make cheese stuffed Slim-Jims!?
Why must you torment me with things I can't have America?!
:goonsay:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


am i tanner late

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:siren:ALL RIGHT FAM HERE'S THE CHALLENGE:siren:

My five Tanners it's as easy as this. I expect each of you to choreograph and dance a hip hop dance of no less than 30 seconds to a 90's hip hop or r&b song of your choice. Your dance can be as long as you want. Remember it's posters in this thread that will decide the winner so be sure to bring the spectacle. You have 47 hours from right now to post your videos. Good luck. Godspeed.

Spectator goons let's hear some whoop whoops for the contestants.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Lol nice


Someone should use the most piratey rap song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUMNFpYaPEY

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

let's go.... :rolldice: Matlack Radio!

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




“I’m Team <Goon1>, they are the best and I hope they do well!”

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
whoop whoops for the contestants!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Lol bunch of tanners in here working with some hides

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

What's the best way to post a video up here anonymously?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elephant Ambush posted:

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

What's the best way to post a video up here anonymously?

Toss away Vimeo, YouTube, stuff like that.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Toss away Vimeo, YouTube, stuff like that.

Don't forget to register a new account with a virtual credit card and throw away email so that people don't realise it is your account uploading it. It's not really anonymous if it's on your account.

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