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Make some posts in FYAD then after you're done being chain probated come back and do it again It's like rolling back the odometer in your car! 
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It pains me to make this post, number 6970, but I must. To all my admirers, well wishers, congratulators, I thank you. Its not easy being a forum superstar. T'was a few months ago whence I noticed I was creeping up on the magic double sex number of posts and I was all like "hell yeah, I'm going to have 6969 posts soon". Soon after I realized that I had an average daily (poo poo) post rate of about 4.08 or so. Thats when I got the idea to try for the double sex + weed number. I mean, of course the weed number is 420, not 4.20 but whatever. It was a carefully curated few months of paying attention to how many posts I made and not going too crazy. Particularly the last couple weeks, where I was getting really close and a few times I even had an average of 4.21 posts!! Well, I was focused on such a monumental goal of course, so despite having some things to post which might not have even been complete poo poo, I had to keep my silence lest I go up to an average too high to come back down. I even tried to get a 3 day probing and tried some mod sass to get it, but my devious plan didn't work. I only got a sixer so I had to put even more effort in to not poo poo posting more than a couple times per day. Well, last night arrived and I had 6967 posts and I made post number 6968. I carefully checked my post average to make sure it didn't go back up to 4.21, or my triumph might possibly have had to wait until today. Then it was time. The big moment! As I prepared to make the big post, I was definitely nervous because maybe that would mean that with post number 6969, would bring my average back up to 4.21. If that had happened, I would have been forced to post a banme thread and leave the forums in shame. SHAME!! I nervously clicked the post button and then checked my average in my profile. FOUR POINT TWENTY!! gently caress YEAH!!! Triumph was mine! I could proudly boast of having the magic double sex number and an average number of 4.20 poo poo posts per day. There you have it. The story of the 6969 4.20 smoke treez e'rry day post. Before I click post, one final shot of my triumph before I make it to 6970 posts. 
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Jul 15, 2021 22:59
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Bravo!
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Jul 15, 2021 23:01
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Amazing feat of strength OP, I’m truly blessed to of been able to witness this very moment in time.
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Jul 16, 2021 00:05
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Nice op, you tuggin?
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Derpies posted:Nice op, you tuggin? Not at the moment. Was considering yankin' my poo poo later though.
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Jul 16, 2021 01:17
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that is impressive OP congratulations!!! (:
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Jul 16, 2021 01:25
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Spinz posted:Holy gently caress how did you manage this? seriously absolute king poo poo
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Jul 16, 2021 02:13
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Hey mathematician goon, how long would it take for me to get to 42069 posts if I were to average 6.9 per day?
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Hey mathematician goon, how long would it take for me to get to 42069 posts if I were to average 6.9 per day? A lot longer than if you averaged 69 per day.
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Jul 16, 2021 03:10
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You love to see it
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Jul 16, 2021 03:16
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Aardvark! posted:A lot longer than if you averaged 69 per day. Ten times longer I'd imagine.
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Jul 16, 2021 03:18
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Mega64 posted:Congratulations OP!
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Jul 16, 2021 03:57
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Nice.
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Jul 16, 2021 05:07
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Jeffrey needs to give up the throne.
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Jul 16, 2021 08:24
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vaginite posted:1.91* years so that's pretty doable but that's a ton of shitposting, and that's starting from 0 so a little less. thank you this is what i meant
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Jul 16, 2021 09:36
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Good work OP, you will forever live in my heart as the hero GBS deserves.
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Jul 16, 2021 10:59
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Give this man his own custom gangtag or something
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Jul 16, 2021 12:28
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Cubone posted:you're all missing the point, the daily average will decay with each passing day You've missed the point. Go see a full solar eclipse in person and you'll understand that it's these precise moments that, while fleeting, are the things you'll remember forever.
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Jul 16, 2021 13:24
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Finally a finished goon project, god bless all involved
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Jul 16, 2021 13:31
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I’m very proud of you, OP. You did it 
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Jul 16, 2021 14:01
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Nocheez posted:You've missed the point. Go see a full solar eclipse in person and you'll understand that it's these precise moments that, while fleeting, are the things you'll remember forever. excuse you, I made no assertion either way 
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Jul 16, 2021 14:40
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Jul 16, 2021 16:22
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Lurk more.
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Jul 16, 2021 17:30
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All those posts gone, like tears in the rain...
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Jul 16, 2021 18:58
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 This is unironically the greatest goon achievement of all time.
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Jul 16, 2021 19:57
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Posting in this glorious thread. Magnificent achievement OP, you are the King of Goons, the Emperor of Something Awful.
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I'm at work all day and I come back and DAAAYUM!!! This thread has gone gold? Hell yeah! My first and most likely only thread to go gold. Clearly posting 6969 times at an average of 4.20 posts per day was the best decision I've ever made, on or off the internet! Pretty much nothing I can do could top this monumental achievement. /thinks about life decisions for a few minutes. Well, I think, I'm going to go and get drunk or something.
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