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This will be my 6969th post and my average (poo poo) posts of 4.20 per day. You know you're jealous of this incredible achievement. Before I post this post:  Almost there. So SUCK MY DICK YOU GOKU gently caress PEOPLE!! Suck a llama's lovely rear end in a top hat Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole Suck a greyhound's musty rear end, mothafucka Hit me in my face Hit me with your fist Clobber me with a stick Beat the hell out of me as I mess up Beat my rear end Beat my rear end Beat my rear end Beat my rear end Pull out a .38 caliber revolver Level it at my head Tree my rear end and plunder me Of my cash money Hit me with a gunshot Dumpster my rear end Dumpster my rear end Dumpster my rear end Dumpster my rear end Plug me full of holes Pump me full of lead Gun me down in execution style Throw my body in a ditch EDITED FOR PROOF OF MY GLORY!!! 
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not even gonna pretend that i'm not impressed, great job op
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Jul 15, 2021 02:53
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time to retire the account
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Jul 15, 2021 02:56
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That's cool 
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Jul 15, 2021 03:40
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Well poo poo now you can never post again OP.
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Jul 15, 2021 03:52
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Post in BYOB forever now, it doesn't affect your post count OP
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Jul 15, 2021 03:53
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Mods permaban OP so we can preserve the account for posterity
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Jul 15, 2021 04:26
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you're all missing the point, the daily average will decay with each passing day if op posts, the 6969 is lost, if op doesn't post, the 4.20 fades away this is a fleeting moment in time that will be lost forever
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Jul 15, 2021 04:29
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Poop
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Jul 15, 2021 04:30
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Holy gently caress how did you manage this? The Messiah of SA Someone make this guy an admin
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Jul 15, 2021 04:48
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*takes off at least five different pairs of sunglasses just to try to grasp what he is witnessing*
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Jul 15, 2021 07:01
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Knot My President! posted:not even gonna pretend that i'm not impressed, great job op
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Jul 15, 2021 07:03
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Spinz posted:Holy gently caress how did you manage this?
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Jul 15, 2021 07:03
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Cubone posted:you're all missing the point, the daily average will decay with each passing day lol the OP's own hubris has doomed them. fantastic
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Jul 15, 2021 11:39
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Op I was on probation last night so I didn't get a chance to say this but I hope you never post again
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Jul 15, 2021 11:45
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REALLY GOOD JOB OP accidental caps but I'll leave it your parents must be so proud of you, unironically
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Jul 15, 2021 13:02
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Entomb op in all their glory
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Jul 15, 2021 13:12
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OP will have to be quarantined to BYOB to keep their posting average up.
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Jul 15, 2021 13:20
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Cubone posted:you're all missing the point, the daily average will decay with each passing day Like sands through an rear end crack...
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Jul 15, 2021 13:27
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Congratulations OP!
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Jul 15, 2021 14:03
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can someone calculate what date he will need to reach 696969 posts by to get 420 average i'm bad at algebra
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Greatest Living Man posted:can someone calculate what date he will need to reach 696969 posts by to get 420 average i'm bad at algebra 191* years of 4.2 posts per day *454 years did the math on an iphone laying in bed this morning and screwed something up vaginite fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jul 15, 2021 |
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Jul 15, 2021 14:46
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vaginite posted:191 years of 4.2 posts per day what about if he can get up to 420 post a day how long
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Jul 15, 2021 14:47
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Is this art? I am pretty sure this is art.
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Jul 15, 2021 14:52
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In honor of OP achieving both the sex and weed numbers I move that he be allowed to probe one (1) poster of their choosing for six hours.
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Jul 15, 2021 15:15
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magnificent
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Jul 15, 2021 15:49
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Wow
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Jul 15, 2021 15:50
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well poo poo now you can never post again OP. The nightmare is finally over
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The Walrus posted:what about if he can get up to 420 post a day how long 1.91* years so that's pretty doable but that's a ton of shitposting, and that's starting from 0 so a little less. e: *4.54 years, math errors From OP's starting point it's impossible to hit this, needs to be a fresh start because he's at 5 years reg, so to be at 420 average posts today he'd already have to be at about 750k posts, past the target of 696,969. Once you cross 4.54 years registered it's impossible to hit it, you'd need to be under 420 average to be at the right post count past this point. There's no way to accelerate it either, 4.54 years is the only place it can converge. So it'd need a fresh start. And someone willing to spend 4 and half years making almost 700,000 posts. Anyway this is loving stupid use of math grats OP. vaginite fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jul 15, 2021 |
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Jul 15, 2021 16:45
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This is the Vice: Motherboard story that needs to be told.
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Jul 15, 2021 16:48
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Only in GBS
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Jul 15, 2021 17:00
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congration you done it
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Jul 15, 2021 17:02
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Jul 15, 2021 19:10
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Goldmine this thread. I'm very impressed, OP. This took a lot of work and planning.
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Jul 15, 2021 19:44
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OP is my hero
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Jul 15, 2021 20:00
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OP u should buy the forums with ur new power
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Jul 15, 2021 20:32
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I feel there is a very real chance he already has a new account and will never post as this one again
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Jul 15, 2021 20:44
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CONGRATURITOS!
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Jul 15, 2021 20:58
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you've peaked now what do you do for the rest of your life
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This is what the illuminait wants
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