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Escape From Noise

frump truck posted:

chilis host: there's about a 20 minute wait for seating in our bar area, which is the area directly around the salad bar. while you wait, we could seat you in our Bartender Bar and set you up with one of our signature Whiskey on the Rocks, which is a jack & coke

... and I mean ice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
"One-Wing" Joe loves to tell the new employees about the time he got caught in the chicken crimper.

Code Jockey

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frump truck posted:

chilis host: there's about a 20 minute wait for seating in our bar area, which is the area directly around the salad bar. while you wait, we could seat you in our Bartender Bar and set you up with one of our signature Whiskey on the Rocks, which is a jack & coke

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

frump truck posted:

chilis host: there's about a 20 minute wait for seating in our bar area, which is the area directly around the salad bar. while you wait, we could seat you in our Bartender Bar and set you up with one of our signature Whiskey on the Rocks, which is a jack & coke

Vei
i miss getting a serving of chilis boneless buffalo wings as a post-gym meal >: O

take the moon

by sebmojo

Code Jockey posted:

the super bowl ad is a chicken playing Careless Whisper on a sax standing in the middle of a family size table at Chilis, really just getting into it

zoom out to show the daughter capturing it on her phone, the son jamming out, the dad looking befuddled and mom playfully rolling her eyes

mom: I ordered chicken crispers, not chicken whispers!

this commercial cost $10 million to make and $30 million to air
lol

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frump truck posted:

chilis host: there's about a 20 minute wait for seating in our bar area, which is the area directly around the salad bar. while you wait, we could seat you in our Bartender Bar and set you up with one of our signature Whiskey on the Rocks, which is a jack & coke

lmao



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Escape From Noise

Look! Chicken Crispers are absolutely as good, if not better than, Lincoln Logs! Your kids'll love this play set!

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