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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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bird with big dick posted:

FYI OP not only do you not have to touch people you’re standing next to you don’t have to pretend to touch people standing next to you either you can just stand there with your arms at your sides or behind you or clasped in front of you or with your thumbs jammed up your own rear end or whatever you like really

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Apr 6, 2011

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Pladdicus posted:

never touch anyone.

Not even yourself.

I hoverhand my own dick when tuggin.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Just grab em by the pussy, dick, whatever they got, the rules don’t apply anymore and everything sucks.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Who What Now posted:

Dick sucking factory

Look I guess it’s cool that you all can stand around taking pictures but SOME of us have work to do

*fastens kneepads*

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Apr 6, 2011

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Yaldabaoth posted:

Then he shouldn't even raise his arms into position because now he looks like he's trying to touch them.

Ok

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Apr 6, 2011

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Tarkus posted:

When dealing with females it is best to shake their hands either with two hands, one hand covering the top or with a gentle kiss to their hand and saying m'lady. It doesn't work for me because I'm not high enough up the ladder and I'm not a Chad but I'm sure a skilled PUA here has incredible success with that. drat, I wish I weren't missing just as few millimeters of bone!

Just lol if you don’t bow and throw your jacket in a mud puddle so that the lady doesn’t dirty her shoes.

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