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Silver Alicorn posted:I used to drink vodka mixed with mountain dew. I was told this is called a “russian blowjob” honey jack and mountain dew is the devil, bobby boucher
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Jul 30, 2021 15:32
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Silver Alicorn posted:arch is the one if you want your os to be a kit car redhat: kitt car arch: kit car
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Jul 30, 2021 21:30
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Achmed Jones posted:why would they shave anything for diving? cause there's a 4k camera with a very long lens pointing right at your brillo pad, and god forbid the human form be seen by the non-paying public
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Aug 4, 2021 20:20
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my lessons were also pretty useless, we just sorta splashed around to this day i cannot front crawl, and while i may manage to not actually die for a little while in open water, it will not be graceful or efficient
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Aug 4, 2021 20:25
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Vintersorg posted:plus diving off boards which is scary as it looks higher than it actually is haha if ever i find myself on a diving board, i vow to remember that louie anderson and chuy bravo were both willing to do it, and thus, i have no excuse
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Aug 4, 2021 20:40
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cjs: my jorp fan colleague sounds awfully covid anti-vaxxy when he talks my plan for dealing with him is to hold out for another month until someone else is appointed to my position so i don't have to deal with him flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Aug 5, 2021 |
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Aug 5, 2021 20:48
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SmokaDustbowl posted:lol a really hosed up dude is laying in the grass eating crab apples alcoholism is bad, kids
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Aug 7, 2021 02:12
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the dude was on meth it's a very big problem here ahh i thought maybe he was eating fermented apples on purpose all the crabapple trees around here have a pile of scattered, rotting fruit around them and you see drunk birds on occasion
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Aug 7, 2021 02:20
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sounds awful for everyone, stay safe shitposting ghost
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Aug 7, 2021 02:21
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bump_fn posted:i’m bummed the olympics are already almost over. the politics of it is always so dumb but it’s so cool seeing guy run fast and throw far. i fuckjn love this poo poo  couldn't give less of a poo poo about the nationalism and i won't even pretend to follow the sports but the athletes' stories are cool and who doesn't love watching feats of excellence like that women's long jump WR holy poo poo high jumpers shaking on it korean archer says "yup i'm all the horrible things you mras say i am" and then going right back out there and winning a third gold christine sinclair finally getting her gold chinese divers doing chinese diver things these games were pretty  , not that i'd have agreed to feed 5000 people into the covid machine for it
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Aug 7, 2021 18:33
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bump_fn posted:wait what happened w korean archery short version: it's awful to be a woman in korea generally, and there's a subset of whiny mras with no self-esteem, who pick stupid arguments over things they know to be bullshit just to cause trouble (like attacking anything resembling the 🤏sign for being an attack on the short-dicked i s2g i am not making this up), so when a 'short-haired feminist" winds up on the world stage they start slinging poo poo long version: https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/archery-skorean-archers-short-hair-draws-anti-feminist-sentiment-home-2021-07-29/
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Aug 7, 2021 18:57
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quote:The Jennings, Florida-native’s mother, Tessie Hires, 37, declared her son’s death on Saturday in a now-viral video posted to his TikTok and Instagram accounts, where the proud “Trump Train” supporter regularly shared his snuff-dipping, fishing and truck-stunting exploits. it's awful that a mother has to bury her child, even when he's a chud who got paid to drive a truck, with a misogynist name and confederate flag license plates, and tell people trump was good
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Aug 7, 2021 19:23
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lawns are stupid
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Aug 9, 2021 19:00
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President Beep posted:it’s really cool how i have zero enrollment today yet i need to engage people. it loving owns!!!! zero-audience twitch streamers exist and you're at least as valuable as they are
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Aug 10, 2021 14:16
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Jonny 290 posted:topical, i was bored the other night and tried to crank through a few eps of chappelle's show this but def comedy jam let memories of the past stay asleep in the past, do not wake them up
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Aug 10, 2021 18:55
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cjs: working from home but don't wanna poop at home? go to someone else's work and poop there the story of how i talked a mcdonalds into installing bidets
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Aug 10, 2021 18:59
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one-pass overwrite, and take them to ewaste disposal
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Aug 10, 2021 20:21
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Kenny Logins posted:i missed it by being in the maritimes and also on mIRC and being an fat undatable mess of an extra smart boy don't sign my name to your posts
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Aug 12, 2021 20:25
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graph posted:as someone who had an fm radio show for seven years, never loving do a radio show how's your throat today tho
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Aug 13, 2021 02:37
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graph posted:idgi you talked for many hours a day for years, lots of peopel have voice problems after that
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Aug 13, 2021 04:10
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the slumlord who owns the traphouse I always post about got shot in the head there yesterday, cops were everywhere 
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Aug 14, 2021 21:23
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i live in ottawa and even i've heard of this guy, or at least, i remember the lols when he got caught for trafficking while out on bail for hiring a couple of bums to beat up a tenant
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Aug 14, 2021 21:25
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that is clearly a leg warmer
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Aug 16, 2021 20:31
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cjs: briefly debated delaying this update until september so i don't have to figure out how to type u-circumflex on a keyboard with no numpad
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Aug 16, 2021 20:32
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Achmed Jones posted:option-i to get the circumflex, then hit u to make that the base character alt-shift to switch to french, ^u autocorrects to û
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Aug 16, 2021 20:53
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poo poo in each hand and smear it on the wall whatever numbers they look like, that's your time signature
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Aug 17, 2021 23:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHbXCSFKOqo too far?
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Aug 18, 2021 15:52
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:the alternative is having them get send an automated reply from your ticketing systems asking Hi, Our records show that you were served by %Invalid_User for your #ERR issue NaN days ago On a scale of [broken image] to  , tell us how this interaction went by clicking the nice button Server message: This email contained scrips that were removed by our security protocols. For more information, contact a computer toucher
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Aug 18, 2021 19:47
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hbag posted:you'll be happy to hear, then, that pretty much my entire site is iframes lofi beats make my workday better
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Aug 18, 2021 19:49
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fart simpson posted:a while ago i played an album of fart sounds over airplay to the soundbar to annoy my wife and today that sword swung back onto me. i was listening to a “recommended for you” playlist and suddenly a big wet fart played in between two of the songs loving lomarf
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Aug 19, 2021 18:09
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hbag posted:want to get into ham radio poo poo but im unlicensed, broke, and lazy ve3 
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Aug 20, 2021 16:02
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gonna guess most of hte possible reasons that person didn't turn up have nothing to do with you "just go agane" as the kids say
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Aug 20, 2021 19:42
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 my wife calls this good camping weather so she'll be out on the back deck, in the tent, with a book and i'll be inside funneling ice down my neck
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Aug 20, 2021 20:35
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Truman Peyote posted:you really should, surfing is the best sport. catching the smallest, shittiest wave is at least as much fun as something like hitting a home run. the nearest surf to me is at least a six hour trip but i make sure i do it at least once a year. what's this i hear about people keying your car for being too close to their wave or something
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Aug 22, 2021 16:26
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quiggy posted:oh also sal has a brother now, named gordon. here they are let's not bury that at the end of a page pets are cool and you also are cool
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Nov 11, 2021 18:38
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gonna be pissin rain all weekend here i'd prefer snow
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Nov 12, 2021 17:06
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hbag posted:if you piss snow you should speak to a doctor wrap it up before you go plow
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Nov 12, 2021 17:21
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just in time i haven't been beeping very well lately
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Vintersorg posted:nice!! i need to get me some gochujang paste - maybe a trip to the asian food market this weekend!! got some of the super spicy kind, does a great job of zazzing up frozen vegetables now i feel it necessary to learn how to make ssamjang
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