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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > unexpected boner while in shop class. pls post distracting ideas asap
 
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Ventral EggSac

 Think about the grain of the wood, how it flows down the board in waves. Sometimes the waves meet, and oh, oh my it looks like the wood grain spreading its legs, oh, I see why they call you Pine, cause girl you got me pining for you

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Ventral EggSac

 Now I'm thinking of Wesley Snipes in Blade and we're back to where we started

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > unexpected boner while in shop class. pls post distracting ideas asap