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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


lol how did this guy get into office with a brain

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

I’m mot a lawyer but that is not legal

TURMP.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

the persecution complex from these people is bonkers lol

hey I feel like we got mad at each other sometime ago, but I'd like to wish you well BG

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

*squeezes real fuckin hard*

TRMP

*finally relaxes*

ahhhhhh...there it is

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


copy/paste, reply all

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Koirhor posted:

phish suck, there I said you’re welcome

in a world where so many things suck, I feel this is an improper normalization of suck

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

i do not remember this posting slight but i wish you the best as well, friend

a Posting Fellowship,

brought to you by Cannabis: It Affects Your Memory

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bearjew posted:

you act like she's posting on the something awful dot com forums

dead. gay. comedy.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

if the earth spins faster that means we will be older when we die

so that is bad

no. we will have not existed for as long a Time as those at cosmological distances from the gravity well.

subjective time is irrelevant. Time, as such, does not exist.

there is a Time, in the B-series sense that McTaggart meant, but not in the A-series sense

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Consummate Professional posted:

if I was an IK I would get cumshitters password and hack capital under management

I already signed up on the CUM website but I never heard back.

honestly, I have almost no money but I don't know why I shouldn't give it to a young fella named cumshitter

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

tenderjerk posted:

I took ambien once and freaked out and started crying and rearranged all the furniture in my living room

and I still got to buy weed from a dude in a basement, smh

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Slumfrog posted:

that word resolve is doing some seriously heavy lifting up there

well it did come to a conclusion shortly thereafter.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

SirPablo posted:

Me: I hope Trump doesn't win in 2024.

*monkey paw curls*

:sludgepal:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lol desantis is about to watch 50K people die in his state, I think his career is in the toaster and warming up nicely

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Harton posted:

check out this big poo poo I took earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKH5UkR3JmI

let them peef boof

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

pre-op bebop posted:

A friend of mine has a crush on a woman who goes to this one dive bar regularly and he describes her as a "more attractive Sarah Huckabee Sanders."

I'm really struggling here.

which part(s) have we improved?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CaptainBeefart posted:

Yeah I enjoyed the show but all I remember from it are her badass sneakers she wore each episode.

she's also cute am I wrong? I'm not wrong

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

PyPy posted:

she looks like a female carrot top

ouch, now that's uncalled for

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


...

what were we talking about...?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


people if you're going to tweet, proofread the loving thing so you don't make the completely opposite statement you meant to make

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Basebf555 posted:

Dumb question, but how exactly did Kanye become as rich as he is? Like, yea I get it he's sold a ton of albums and concert tickets and whatnot but clearly he's on a different level of wealth than most other music artists. Does he own successful companies?

I'm not a Ye aficionado, but he's got some diverse business investments, fashion and so forth. Most likely he's just been relatively smart with his money; most of the things he seems to spend it on are small-scale like whatever the gently caress that gimp suit is.

prob has a good investment team handling his money too.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

damnit I have two real trump cards from back when "his" casino still put his name on poo poo

I gotta find those.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/cartilagepizza/status/1423974930731962373?s=20

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

reignofevil posted:

"Sixth order is as high as excel goes"

thread title now

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

tacodaemon posted:

lol he's acting like making trendline graphs in excel is some super-genius data sciencery, and the more you increase the degree of the polynomial for the trendline the more correct you are about everything

please god kill me now

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


wat

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pamela Springstein posted:

you didnt have a workers safety committee until now?? yeesh

they were handing out dog diapers as PPE, I don't think they're on anybody's list of best places to work

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

zegermans posted:

because there's like a 10% chance you'd dream, with a 10% chance you'd have any control over it, and that 1% chance of having control is greater than the 0% control you have over your waking life

if you still remember your dreams then you're not smoking enough weed

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

how is this all still happening

did. someone forget to click the quit button

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

has an incumbent president ever lose reelection only to run again four years later? has that ever even happened?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Virgil Vox posted:

guess the strat of giving drugs to coworkers hoping they freak out backfired

*crosses idea out of notebook*

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

goth smoking cloves posted:

Durban Poison is really good

I agree

Pink Runtz is good too, but I got used to it quick

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Red Baron posted:

I smoked before work this morning

get on my level, you virgins

I'm a high school teacher.

note the third word

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

triple sulk posted:

posting while high

trump

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

eh. ive lost 25 pounds since may 7th and walk so much you could sharpen kitchen knives on my calf muscles. its absolutely worth it


super summary: i have a bad heart and went into atrial fibrillation again b/c i wasnt taking care of myself. i spent 18 hours total across two ERs, heard a man die, got anesthetized for a procedure to shock my heart back into sinus rhythm, and as soon as they put me under, my sleep apnea kicked in and i snored so hard it jarred my heart back into regular rhythm.

i literally mr burns style cured one condition with another

anyways i'm cleaning up this year and feeling great.

lol that's amazing, glad you are feeling better

this MFer over here snored his rear end back to life

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


lol that guy at the very end is gonna open that panel damnit

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

just wait until somebody explains to the Taliban what is going on with the Uyghurs.

or maybe they don't care, who knows

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"if the US can regain control of the airport"

lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


don't post that poo poo, someone's gonna copy paste it and now you're part of the problem

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

I don’t think people in Afghanistan should die because they sided with the United States. Yes, I’m picking up my succlib badge from the office right now.

yet again, the is/ought problem rears its ugly head

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