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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Interactive Fiction: Depressed Richard Peter Johnson
 
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 > Look under the mattress

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Rip the duct tape off the doors and wrap them around your hands (for boxing) and your penis (for bleeding)

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Fight the pizza delivery person when they get there

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Fight that pizza mf

* # ¿ Aug 7, 2021 16:57
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Interactive Fiction: Depressed Richard Peter Johnson