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As a gently caress expert, you just gotta go on instinct. When you want to gently caress, you gotta set the mood. Lean forward and display your pinnae, then droop your wings like big brooms while marching straight legged and inflating your airsacks. If this doesn't sufficiently excite your potential mate(s) (no kinkshame here, get it) then you're going to want to begin warbling, at a low enough frequency to vibrate their internal genitalia, while circling them in increasingly tighter spirals. If THAT doesn't work, you're going to need to march and strut, KEEP YOUR FALSE KNEES STRAIGHT, and clap your airsacks very very firmly together. Prep work first. THEN you can get down to loving. loving is just, you know. Just like, wiggle a little bit. |
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It, uh, there's a trolley involved, and it's... There's lips. You know. And like, uh you, uh, you gotta use...uh, you know. |
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nut posted:when its time to gently caress we will gently caress hard how hard will we gently caress |
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Aug 5, 2021 01:17
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nut posted:i dunno the rest of the lyrics nor how to gently caress shh me either but we gotta play it cool, maybe we will accidentally gently caress |
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Aug 5, 2021 01:20
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You just, like, you gotta put your mhmm in the hehehe and then you move like wikkawikkawikka and then you unnnnnnngh and that's sex. |
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cruft posted:Whoa whoa whoa, try to stay on topic! Please re-read the thread title, which very clearly is asking about loving. Oh, sorry, I thought this was the Balldo thread! My bad. So with loving, you gotta grease everything up. Everything. Then you gotta get in a room where you can get a good running start and when you're about halfway there you gotta start really pumping your arms so you can get speed, and |
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Aug 5, 2021 15:12
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Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed |
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Aug 5, 2021 16:57
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IGgy IGsen posted:Is the time to gently caress universal or is it different in other countries? Can't you just like, go to a conference room |
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Aug 6, 2021 13:13
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I have definitely left a butt print on a conference room table. And my knees. So. It's possible, just block your time on your outlook calendar, reserve the room, and get crankin. Eta: look we all gotta work as a team so I'm gonna need you to open an incognito window and think of the synergy. |
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Code Jockey posted:I have also done loving many times very successfully Intercourse? Why the gently caress were you in Pennsylvania??? |
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Aug 7, 2021 01:08
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Code Jockey posted:for the Intercourse! I thought that's what it was! You drive through town, you go through that one tunnel, and boom, you become a Man! Oh. Uhhh, so, that would never work for me, because I'm not nor have I ever been a man, and I really really don't want to be one. |
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Aug 7, 2021 01:27
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I just wanna gently caress. And it's time to gently caress. In fact I may gently caress tonight. I have all of my scissors sharpened and ready. |
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Aug 7, 2021 01:27
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Escape From Noise posted:Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog? I think you're mixing it up with that place in Austria. |
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Aug 7, 2021 02:04
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It is no longer time to gently caress. |
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Aug 12, 2021 10:23
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:These orbs gently caress! They do not, the time to gently caress is now over |
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Aug 12, 2021 13:22
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This is a zero fucks given zone. No fucks will be given, nor will they be received. |
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Aug 12, 2021 15:12
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Stoner Sloth posted:running out of gently caress steam half way up gently caress mountain No longer am I king poo poo |
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Aug 12, 2021 15:56
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pnac attack posted:gosh DANG it Too little gently caress, too late to gently caress, I say. |
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Stoner Sloth posted:like a carole king a side, we've moved on from 'i feel the earth move' to 'it's too late' Deep cuts itt Now I wanna listen to Tapestry and reflect on all the times I've hosed, but no more. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I don't care about the rules, im'a gently caress anyway No, the gently caress, you are not! |
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Aug 12, 2021 23:24
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Actually: it is not yet time to gently caress. Soon, it will be time to gently caress. |
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Aug 15, 2021 12:28
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gently caress time starts at 5:30p central on Monday. Get ready to gently caress. |
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Aug 15, 2021 13:40
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Escape From Noise posted:Man... that's 7 am Tuesday for me. Bogus! Buddy!!!! Your ain't ever heard of a wake up n gently caress???? |
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Escape From Noise posted:At 7 am? More like wake up and gently caress that! Are you M????? Because he hates mornings and I am INSUFFERABLE. |
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Aug 15, 2021 13:57
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I just wanna gently caress so my day starts good. |
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Aug 15, 2021 14:02
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*rolling the wheelbarrow into the bedroom* Wake up, sugar... It's time to gently caress... |
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Aug 15, 2021 14:03
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On Monday, I will gently caress |
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Aug 15, 2021 23:36
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No no. The loving starts at 5:30pm Central US Time on Monday. We call it, "gently caress Monday." |
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Aug 16, 2021 01:23
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Less than one hour until it is time to gently caress. |
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Aug 16, 2021 22:39
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It's time to gently caress |
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Aug 17, 2021 02:28
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Incorrect, I have hosed |
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Aug 17, 2021 13:50
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As a person who fucks, I hosed, and I will continue to gently caress, until it is no longer time to gently caress. And then I will be fuckless. Unfucked, one might say. |
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Aug 17, 2021 19:39
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It is time to gently caress. |
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Aug 18, 2021 23:11
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Erm, it's come to my attention that none of us have actually been loving, per se, during gently caress time. There seems to be some confusion as to what loving means. |
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Aug 19, 2021 02:05
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rear end-penny posted:I'm certainly loving off. If you want more literal loving talk to one of you sex havers. I appear to have been loving about. |
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Aug 19, 2021 02:26
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Come out, come out ye never fucks And gently caress me like a man |
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Aug 19, 2021 18:01
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Please refer to this chart when it is time to gently caress:
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Aug 20, 2021 23:28
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Zil posted:Is it just me or does that dolphin look stoned? That's a photograph of Literally A Person |
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Aug 20, 2021 23:38
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Zil posted:Also I have filled my gently caress punch card, what kind of prize do I get as a dedicated repeat customer? Okay so we have a couple of things. Two punch cards gets you the inflatable Homer Donut pool floatie, one full punch card gets you a bouncy ball and one of these sticky hand things, and THREE full punch cards gets you a job in PR at Only Fans. |
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I hear it is time to funk Do the dog catcher Dog catcher |
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