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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hunter Henry got hurt somehow and he’s due for an MRI to find out why. Not great.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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fsif posted:

Jonnu's been showing out better anyway, though, right?

Since he came back off PUP yes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Shouldn’t that have been a false start on Sanchez?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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If McCorkell doesn’t get reps with the 1s tonight I’m gonna be mad.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Zach Wilson will end up being the only good QB in this draft class just watch.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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fsif posted:

I should note that I will indeed be pissed off if Mac looks good tonight.

The Stid Man looked good in preseason 2 years ago.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Mac Jones will be good and my friend.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Magicpants posted:

Mac Jones is the best Patriots QB since Tom Brady

Such a bold yet accurate take.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I can 100% guarantee you I watched the first preseason game in 2011 and I absolutely recall that Mallet sucked.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Ehud posted:

Cam is going to start most of the season and it’s going to frustrate the poo poo out of our Pats fans lol

Oh don’t worry about poor little old me.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I’m reasonably sure that the national sports pundits who still talk up Cam just didn’t actually watch any of his games last year.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Cam spent part of his press conference shaming the media for not knowing Mac Jones’ real name. Except he was the one who had it wrong.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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How was the scouting so off about Harry because Belichick didn’t draft him out of nowhere.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Love to project a QB’s career based off one rookie preseason start.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I mean, it might be wrong...

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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sean10mm posted:

Imagine if Watson wins SB56 and they have to make an America's Game episode about it.

:stonklol:

Even if he’s traded I still don’t see him playing this season. This would by a move by the Dolphins for the next decade.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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is pepsi ok posted:

Trying to think of the best case scenario here from the FO/ownership's perspective: You win a Superbowl for the small amount of rear end in a top hat fans who stuck with the team and literally every other fan hates you and nobody will ever respect your championship because you had to go get a rapist to do it.

If they win the vast majority won’t care. If they lose every single person involved will lose their jobs. So basically like a normal NFL front office’s career path just accelerated.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Wasn’t Tua still just 18 years old at that visit?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Don’t forget that even before these allegations came out Watson was shouting that he was done as a Texan. The Texans should be grateful to get anything for him.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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TheBizzness posted:

Tua making the Pro Bowl bitches.

Man how many QBs are expected to opt out?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Yes but has he looked into Watson’s heart?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Cam has been cut, Mac Jones is week 1 starter

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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It’s a diplomatic holdout and everyone knows it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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The younger people who would have been into Bill Simmons 10 years ago are now into Barstool so be careful what you wish for.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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That’s when we enter McCorkle’s world.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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After Pats/Miami I want some reporter to ask Waddle again about which QB he liked better.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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fsif posted:

A pretty funny thing that happened this offseason was when Zolak said Cam Newton liked hip-hop too much and then Cam was cut like four days later. Weird coincidence.

Well something mildly significant happened in between those two dates.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Will McCorkle be a captain?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I imagine Tampa is a nice place to live when the plague isn’t going around

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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fsif posted:

Tom Brady abandoned you! You all have to stop!

Because I wasn’t good enough for him. But I can improve.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I have no idea why Pats/Miami is a 4:00 game.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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The schedule came out before Mac Jones was drafted though.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Nodoze posted:

It's McCorkle day

Never Forget where you were today 20 years later.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Ehud posted:

Season Predictions

Pats: 11-6
Bills: 10-7
Phins: 8-9
Jets: 6-11

Week 1 Prediction

Dolphins 16 Pats 23

- New England rushes for 238 yards.

- Miami OL gives up 3 sacks including a strip sack returned for a TD.

- Miami finishes with more offensive yards but leaves points on the field because of redzone issues.

You really believe that the Pats will beat the Bills for the division?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Hearing the term “New Dynasty” being thrown around regarding the Pats is making me cringe so unbelievably hard.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Mooseontheloose posted:

Felger had the best point, making Mac Jones be the next Brady is so unfair to this kid. He maybe good but he is a rookie, let's slow down the ride a bit.

If the Patriots can accomplish something like what the 49ers did and win once after moving on from their HoF QB you take that any day of the goddamn week. Talking about a “dynasty” is just absolutely insane.

Having Brady has just broken our collective brains. If you can tell me right now that Mac has a 12 year career as the Pats starter and somewhere in there we win a Super Bowl then count me as very happy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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As someone living in the area the weirdest part of the last two decades of Boston sports has always been Celtics fans basically worshiping Danny Ainge, who if not for an assist by his buddy Kevin McHale probably wouldn’t have accomplished anything.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Magicpants posted:

ehud is right. pats are going to win the superbowl against brady

If by some terrible act of god there was a Brady/Belichick super bowl matchup there would be an insane game of Spy vs Spy leading up to it that would leave both of them dead.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Announcing it the day of the game does seem really weird.

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