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There wasn't a Sex thread focused on Sex and I felt beholden to do something about it. This is the thread for discussing sex, as in doing it, and intercourse and blowies and so forth. I'm thinking about getting a black leather condom with the tip cut off like a cool as hell fingerless glove.
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sex is... kinda gross
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Aug 14, 2021 02:38
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I'm looking for some tips, and only the tips.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:41
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i have sex almost every time my partner and i are in bed together and we're both awake enough not to just pass out halfway through and also hopefully one or both of us has showered recently so not very often
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Aug 14, 2021 02:41
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No one has ever had nor heard of this "sex"
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Aug 14, 2021 02:46
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Sex is for losers. Be cool, be abstinent!
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Aug 14, 2021 02:48
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FacePox posted:sex is... kinda gross Yeah I don't turn it down or anything but I don't think I enjoy it as much as most people
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Aug 14, 2021 02:48
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This thread just made me cum HARD
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Aug 14, 2021 02:54
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i do sex 100% of the time, because I'm masturbating 100% of the time.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:55
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I remember really wanting sex as a teenager but now I'm old and it's like, drat, really good episode of 20/20 is on so I'm going to bed after my girlfriend so I guess no sex again. Can we talk about 20/20 in here? I really liked their report on tired truckers.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:56
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I always thought that the Al Bundy’s sex with the wife stuff was just a joke yet here it is 30 years later and it turns out he was right.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:57
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I'm getting a slick aerodynamic haircut so I can have sex even faster.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:58
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Robin Williams posted:I'm getting a slick aerodynamic haircut so I can have sex even faster. Your head or your bush?
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Aug 14, 2021 02:59
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I came here to chew bubblegum and rim rear end, and I'm all outta bubblegum.
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Aug 14, 2021 02:59
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My dick and balls
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Aug 14, 2021 03:09
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Grem posted:I remember really wanting sex as a teenager but now I'm old and it's like, drat, really good episode of 20/20 is on so I'm going to bed after my girlfriend so I guess no sex again. Can we talk about 20/20 in here? I really liked their report on tired truckers. 20/20 is pretty good, Dateline is better though.
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Aug 14, 2021 03:25
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Egg
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Aug 14, 2021 03:26
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I came here to chew bubblegum and rim rear end, and I'm all outta bubblegum. Just be sure spit your gum out first, I don't want to pick him out of my rear end hair.
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Aug 14, 2021 03:35
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I...uh....I like sex, OP.
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Aug 14, 2021 03:43
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(disambiguation)
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Aug 14, 2021 03:44
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The part where the tip goes into the hole is the best part
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Aug 14, 2021 04:00
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Katamari Democracy posted:The part where the tip goes into the hole is the best part When it come out, but then goes back in but better is pretty rad too.
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Aug 14, 2021 04:02
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syntaxfunction posted:Sex is for losers. Be cool, be abstinent! If this is true then I'm probably the coolest guy on here.
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Aug 14, 2021 04:03
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Because no man will have me.
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Aug 14, 2021 04:03
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ah, sex, that thing I do a lot and know everything there is to know about. I've received a lot of compliments about my sex-giving actually. Curious for fellow sex doers to describe in detail what sex is to them and how they do it, just to swap some fun stories among people who absolutely know what sex is
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Aug 14, 2021 04:05
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sex egg?
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Aug 14, 2021 04:10
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Sex was cool and novel when I was younger but now it just seems kind of weird.
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Aug 14, 2021 04:12
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Aug 14, 2021 04:13
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I had sex recently but I was alone at the time
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Aug 14, 2021 04:39
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I think I just had sex? can someone help, I think I might have done sex on the rug
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Aug 14, 2021 04:42
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Code Jockey posted:I think I just had sex? can someone help, I think I might have done sex on the rug You didn't "done sex" on the rug. You made love to the rug.
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Aug 14, 2021 04:45
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Your head or your bush? My head. Something like Wayne Static (rip) from Static X but pointing backwards off the back of my head instead of upwards. 
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Aug 14, 2021 05:08
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Code Jockey posted:I think I just had sex? can someone help, I think I might have done sex on the rug Ok let's go point by point as to what you did and see if it qualifies as sex
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Aug 14, 2021 05:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You didn't "done sex" on the rug. You made love to the rug. I hope, I guess we'll see FacePox posted:Ok let's go point by point as to what you did and see if it qualifies as sex well first I put on some music, I heard you do that first to set the mood so I put on a vinyl (classy and sophisticated) of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass (cultured, romantic)) I then thought about the word "sex" to get my self in the mood, which made me blush and immediately make a mess of the rug is this sex like people talk about
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Aug 14, 2021 05:24
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Code Jockey posted:I think I just had sex? can someone help, I think I might have done sex on the rug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoiXcSzJY6g
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Aug 14, 2021 05:45
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Code Jockey posted:well first I put on some music, I heard you do that first to set the mood so I put on a vinyl (classy and sophisticated) of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass (cultured, romantic))
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Aug 14, 2021 06:05
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quote:SEX Wait, are you offering or no?
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Aug 14, 2021 06:10
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I'm a fan of sex. Mostly.
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Aug 14, 2021 06:21
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Vaginas are pretty cool imho (in my honest opinion)
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Aug 14, 2021 06:29
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The topic is rear end. 
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