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- Finger Prince
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That thing where you lift your tongue up with an open mouth and a jet of saliva shoots out, only its like, a lot of saliva. Like, a lot.
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Aug 21, 2021 17:54
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- google THIS
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That thing where you lift your tongue up with an open mouth and a jet of saliva shoots out, only its like, a lot of saliva. Like, a lot.
On the plus side you can probably use it to ward off predators
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Aug 21, 2021 17:58
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- google THIS
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You have a second head and it's sticking out of your vagina, also you're giving birth
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Aug 21, 2021 18:00
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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One of your teeth taste oddly sweet
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Aug 21, 2021 18:16
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- Turdo
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Peeling a layer of dried craft glue off my hand
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Aug 21, 2021 18:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A routine MRI reveals that you have two navels, but one was surgically covered up when you were an infant.
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Aug 21, 2021 18:53
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- The Hello Machine
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Navel in your brain
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Aug 21, 2021 21:27
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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every day at 6pm on the dot i get a threatening text from my kidney
 
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Aug 22, 2021 00:00
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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you never know what to do with your hands when talking to people
lol
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Aug 22, 2021 04:50
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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extreme buck teeth from your genetic heritage as the offspring of a nerd and sunflower hat overalls country bumpkin
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 23, 2021 00:51
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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'it' is on the tip of your tongue
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Aug 23, 2021 00:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A six-pack, but not on your stomach
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Aug 23, 2021 01:28
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- The Hello Machine
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Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering
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Aug 23, 2021 02:44
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- Code Jockey
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an extra knuckle on each of my index fingers
but
they bend the opposite direction from the others!
*orchestra sting, a woman's scream can be heard*
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Aug 23, 2021 02:45
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- FactsAreUseless
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Testicles that are always in some sort of passive-aggressive argument with each other.
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Aug 23, 2021 20:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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farts that sound exactly like someone saying "Bob"
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Aug 23, 2021 22:31
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- google THIS
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No wonder my mouth always tastes like Pennywise
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Aug 24, 2021 04:05
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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missing several bones in my hands
no one can really tell looking at me, nor do I know any different as I was born this way, but it haunts my doctor
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Aug 25, 2021 02:47
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- The Hello Machine
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There are certain frequencies of sound that cause your fillings resonate to the sound of beautiful music. It's more of a distraction
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Aug 25, 2021 03:03
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- Turdo
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Long hairs in your buttcrack after a shower
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Aug 25, 2021 09:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Fistfulls of of hair in the shower drain after a shower, but you don't notice any hair loss from your body.
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Aug 25, 2021 17:56
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Apr 29, 2024 04:50
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- Sherbert Hoover
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one of your eyebrow hairs is really thick and like 50% longer than the rest. if you cut it or tweeze it, it grows back overnight (but never any longer or thicker than before)
when you crack your jaw it sounds like breaking glass, but you don't really need to crack it very often
new freckles appear and disappear on your torso every day but they spell out affirmations that are almost-but-not-quite condescending
freckles telling you "good thread"
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