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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Talk about ads featuring wrestlers who mostly are from capitalism's favorite wrestling company and how they probably suck but maybe once in a while they make you go "heh."

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Charlotte's latest ad for Capital One is good. Her ad for Cricket is good. Clearly two companies that prey on the poor and provide an entry way into a a lifetime of wage slavery to Americans and Charlotte have good chemistry. Perhaps the reason that Charlotte's face runs don't work in the WWE is that they aren't exploitative ENOUGH.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I like Charlotte and am not blaming her for capitalism I'm sorry Eat My Friend.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the ultimate warrior was the original slim jim guy but macho man did it so much better that no one ever talked about or remembered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtMalF3diVU

married with children GLOW crossover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rBLrCAADKQ

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Cavauro posted:

the ultimate warrior was the original slim jim guy but macho man did it so much better that no one ever talked about or remembered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtMalF3diVU

married with children GLOW crossover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rBLrCAADKQ

Macho Man invites you into snapping into a Slim Jim and teaches you why you should, Ultimate Warrior attempts to coerce you into doing it and even nearly kills one of his customers to make his point, as if he was Chester Cheetah in his true dark form (representing Cheetos Arabia).

Also that Glow Married with Children commercial is dope.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i feel good from your support of my post

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

good post cavauro. what would this thread be without such a classic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efINmPVZuac

he fucks the kid up badder in this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUw6OYceV2w

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://youtu.be/dfNcdGjH6fk

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8_YME5jRFQ

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVotqu-pZw4

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Oy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7xdalpi-b8

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I actually like the Tide one.

Anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbZtnUPay8

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
DON'T YOU WISH YOU DRANK BEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVS4Qm3Mga8

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI2ReZLmYA

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
There were a few of these Stacker 2 commercials with Paulie Walnuts and wrestlers but this is the best one because Taz name-drops Joey Numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPBGFkHiEFQ

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
big lawls

https://i.imgur.com/clzhUJJ.mp4

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4tn4pzzt1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UG5YicXm0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLDjFDI0fs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfpNV8C3N6E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgNNsxF650U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOmdJmWVyQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPyOUxvUz8

Elephant Ambush fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Aug 25, 2021

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

They sell YJ Stinger at Dollar Tree now

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

https://youtu.be/t49ftKoXebw

Here’s Hulk Hogan selling air conditioners in Japan

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

PenguinKnight posted:

https://youtu.be/t49ftKoXebw

Here’s Hulk Hogan selling air conditioners in Japan

I'm the Japanese Babs & Buster Bunny (no relation)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

You would assume, what with being royalty and all, Jerry could do a little better.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9RTVDA9Cr0

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Those masterchef commercials with WWE stars instead of Gordon Ramsay are sad.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cavauro posted:

the ultimate warrior was the original slim jim guy but macho man did it so much better that no one ever talked about or remembered it

this knowledge should be suppressed like the tianenmen square massacre or the guy behind dril

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