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Blahblahblah USB-C wank! Wanna bet the iPhone 13 still features Lightning?
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Honestly, I have a big fat iPad Pro, and it's great. But I kinda want a mini to be its little buddy for when it's just too obnoxiously huge. If this thing isn't a giant ripoff, might be worth it.
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AlternateAccount posted:WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND. Just stand there, stop being so WEIRD. Seeing Silicon Valley freakazoids speak in their pitch mode is literally the actual vision of a boot stepping on a human face.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:17
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lol MasterClass.
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Combat Pretzel posted:Blahblahblah USB-C wank! 90%
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Also they've been trying to force AR for years. Stop trying to make it happen, it's not going to happen.Al-Saqr posted:Seeing Silicon Valley freakazoids speak in their pitch mode is literally the actual vision of a boot stepping on a human face. 100%. They're like meat puppets possessed by the Corporate Spirit that can only speak Marketing, the worst English dialect.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:18
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They're really hardselling the Tiny iPad for Kids and Poors.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:19
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This video feels like part of the new Matrix trailer.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:20
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I dont get why they're so insistent on the cameras on ipads being a thing, I mean yeah it's cool but I would much rather they just make their ipads support logic or final cut or something more useful. I mean hell introducing 'Xbox game pass for iPad' would be huge.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:20
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Imagine walking around an urban hellscape or riding an escalator with your iPad out and not having it stolen or getting your rear end kicked on principle.
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AlternateAccount posted:They're really hardselling the Tiny iPad for Kids and Poors. The mini costs more than the regular iPad
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Sep 14, 2021 18:21
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Ultrawide camera to get that child into frame.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:21
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HOW IS THE IPAD MINI MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NORMAL IPAD HOW
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thrawn527 posted:This video feels like part of the new Matrix trailer. "Are you telling me I can add external storage?" "No, Neo. I am telling you that once you sell out to the ecosystem, you won't have to." Al-Saqr posted:I dont get why they're so insistent on the cameras on ipads being a thing, I mean yeah it's cool but I would much rather they just make their ipads support logic or final cut or something more useful. I mean hell introducing 'Xbox game pass for iPad' would be huge. Yes. But kids do use them a lot when schools issue them.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:21
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More environmental wank.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:22
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FCKGW posted:The mini costs more than the regular iPad I think I was running a few minutes behind. WHAT THE gently caress, what was the price?!?!
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Sep 14, 2021 18:22
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AlternateAccount posted:Imagine walking around an urban hellscape or riding an escalator with your iPad out and not having it stolen or getting your rear end kicked on principle. Please stop reading the New York Post.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:22
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Al-Saqr posted:HOW IS THE IPAD MINI MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NORMAL IPAD The same reason I am actually kind of surprised they are changing the form factor, a huge number them are sold as part of "integrated solutions".
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Sep 14, 2021 18:23
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AlternateAccount posted:I think I was running a few minutes behind. WHAT THE gently caress, what was the price?!?! the normal new iPad costs 350 while the mini is like 450 lol
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Al-Saqr posted:HOW IS THE IPAD MINI MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NORMAL IPAD Been that way forever The mini is a niche product and generally has better screen, storage and specs than the base iPad
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Sep 14, 2021 18:23
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I've always wanted an Apple Watch, but I have literally zero use case for one. I don't want to get texts all the time and it's not going to shift my activity level.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:23
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So, Apple Watch with USB-C?
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AlternateAccount posted:I think I was running a few minutes behind. WHAT THE gently caress, what was the price?!?! New iPad is $329. New iPad Mini is $499.
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thrawn527 posted:New iPad is $329. New iPad Mini is $499. Five hundred dollars? That's insane.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:24
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I really like the iPad Mini. I have had a 4th gen mini since it was released. I don't have any interest in bigger ones. I also want everyone to know I am streaming the event on my 5K iMac and running the audio to my airpods so as to not disrupt my co-workers. 
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Sep 14, 2021 18:24
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Big watch the size of a small boulder.
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Kerbtree posted:So, Apple Watch with USB-C? I sure as hell hope not. Ports on a watch? lmao
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Sep 14, 2021 18:24
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So much for the flat watch.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:24
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Ooof, old iPad Mini was $399, that's a big jump in price.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:25
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Kermit the Frog for a posture coach
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Sep 14, 2021 18:25
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Every single thing Apple does now is so homogenized. Just random buzzwords plugged into an algorithm. Hire some actual directors to make little three minute movies introducing your new poo poo. You get David Lynch to show me why I need an iPad mini, you can have my $500.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:25
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Someone is about to get reamed by Apple Security/Legal on those flat edged case leaks. I don't think the wrap around display was leaked anywhere.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:25
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Matt Zerella posted:So much for the flat watch. That said, I don't expect any worthwhile changes that'd coax me to upgrade, like additional sensors (e.g. like Samsung's body composition and blood pressure).
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Sep 14, 2021 18:26
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Lol all the pundits were wrong about the form factor. It's the same as the older ones, just smaller bezels.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:26
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Durzel posted:Lol all the pundits were wrong about the form factor. It's the same as the older ones, just smaller bezels. aka still ugly
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Sep 14, 2021 18:26
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I would give all the lint in my belly button to make these people stop doing the 'pitch hands'.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:26
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There were lots of reports that the flat watch had tons of production issues so that's not super surprising re: no flat watch. Sounds like next year they'll do flat and hopefully also have some more stuff like glucose monitoring for people who want/need it. Personally I gave my apple watch 5 to my wife, it's nice but I am now team "regular non smart watch" cuz feeling like you have to get the newer watch over and over is just horrible. And I don't need any of the health features (yet, right now)
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Sep 14, 2021 18:26
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If you mute this, you could easily believe the talking heads are reading off side effects for a new once-a-day pill to manage your genital herpes flareups.
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Sep 14, 2021 18:27
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Al-Saqr posted:I would give all the lint in my belly button to make these people stop doing the 'pitch hands'. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
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