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Superglue a needle to the end of your finger so you can remove SIM cards without needing that goofy little pokey tool thingy
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Just leave your home's doors open 24/7 so it's easier to walk outside like lol come on
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Sep 17, 2021 00:14
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. and if anyone tells you differently, run to safety and dial 911 immediately.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:51
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why paint your house? you can just put on tinted sunglasses and make it look any color you want, you dingus.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:59
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If you don't wear shoes, you don't need to buy shoes.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:30
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e: wrong thread because I am dumber than dirt
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Sep 17, 2021 20:20
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justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away
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Sep 18, 2021 00:31
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:White people thread? I keep confusing these two threads! Aiden, quit distracting me!
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Just fill your car tires entirely with collected spare change instead of air. Then, they can't go flat and you'll never be broke. Just change the tires with new, stupid air ones and you'll get your fortune back from inside the old ones.
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