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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Having trouble “performing” with your lady in the bedroom? Politely excuse yourself to the bathroom, lock the door, then viciously punch your dick and balls until they become nice and erect!

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Tired of your parents dragging you to church every Sunday? Convert to Islam and tell your white demon parents that you have seen the Holy Light Allah Akbar

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Existential dread creeping in again? Get a job that works you so hard, you won’t have time to contemplate the sad state of the world and your own impending doom!

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