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Keep a bottle of Elmers school glue in you anus in case you wander into a bukkake orgy and need to contribute...
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Bull milk is too metallic for cereal but tastes great in Coffee...
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Sep 17, 2021 22:53
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Don't buy trash bags, they give them away for free at the dog park.
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Sep 19, 2021 22:35
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In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used a a flotation device, if you live that long.
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Sep 20, 2021 05:04
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Gas station coffee is free if you drink it before you get to the register...
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Sep 20, 2021 22:11
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If you are desperate for sexual release, the internet has a couple of pornographic images you can access.
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Sep 21, 2021 04:24
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To prevent unwanted house guests, fill your home with mason jars of your own urine and excrement. If you don't have enough output to be an effective deterrent, you can augment your stash with yard sale finds.
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Sep 22, 2021 15:21
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The Bloop posted:You can quit your job at any time I work from home....
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Sep 22, 2021 23:02
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numberoneposter posted:If your car is too slow put a Turbo sticker on there to speed it up. If your computer is slow, add a "turbo" button to make it faster... 
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Sep 23, 2021 14:01
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Split your pants before a job interview? Borrow a stapler, put in a few strategic staples and you are good to go. * * I have actually used this hack so it might not be useless. I got the job.
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Sep 24, 2021 05:42
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Tip posted:I did kinda same thing but it was the button that fell off and I used super glue to put it back on and hold my pants together So the hack here is: Glue your pants to your penis so they won't fall down.
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Sep 24, 2021 14:01
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Mozi posted:Tired of losing your hair? Collect it and store it in a large ziploc bag so you'll never lose it again! Switch out your hairspray with 3M Super 77 Spray Adhesive. In a few short weeks you will have a hair helmet that can stop a 9mm round.
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Sep 24, 2021 14:32
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If you are in to weird stuff, like heavily armed, potentially lactating reptile ladies, the internet is a place to meet those that share your fetish...
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Sep 26, 2021 15:30
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If you need to take a nap at lunch time, do it on a crowded sidewalk in a puddle of your own (or someone elses) urine. You can make 2-3 dollars easily while you sleep.
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Sep 27, 2021 14:29
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat
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Sep 29, 2021 16:34
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Mozi posted:if you paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge, ask the manager for a partial refund See if you can turn a profit and sublet the remaining seat space to a nice immigrant family.
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Only wear brown pants so when you poo poo yourself the turd streak blends in.
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