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After you eat a pizza DO NOT keep the box in your house and instead throw it away
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Sep 16, 2021 02:12
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You're allowed to buy a new car every time you have to drive anyplace
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Sep 16, 2021 02:19
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If you're lonely and no one is around to talk to, call 911. They have to answer and talk to you
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Sep 16, 2021 02:22
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If you remove your feet you won't need to buy socks and shoes
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Sep 16, 2021 21:45
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you can temporarily store jelly in your pants pockets
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Sep 16, 2021 22:05
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You can substitute grapes for olives and vice versa in any recipe
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Sep 17, 2021 00:54
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You can get milk from ANY mammal, not just cows
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Sep 17, 2021 21:42
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Catastrophe posted:justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away Useless white people hacks
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Sep 18, 2021 00:41
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:It is not actually necessary to find a sex partner; you can, in fact, stimilate your own genitals. This is actually a good life hack if someone is just learning it
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Sep 20, 2021 00:00
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You can read shampoo bottles over and over again while you poo poo if you forget your phone
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Sep 21, 2021 02:31
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If you have minor aches or pains you can forget about them for a while by punching yourself right in the taint add hard as you can
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Sep 21, 2021 02:43
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Use a decorative pencil case to store your family's poop knife in style
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Sep 22, 2021 01:13
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You can quit your job at any time Just walk the gently caress out of there (may not apply to military)
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Sep 22, 2021 15:28
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If you smear cat feces in your hair every morning you will never be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Sep 22, 2021 20:08
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Harry_Potato posted:I work from home.... Even better LIFE HACKED to pieces
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Sep 22, 2021 23:10
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Too lazy to get out of bed? Just poo poo and piss wherever you want
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