The post that got me fired.

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Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 32 days!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

A busser's job is to be bussin' there are people out there who need you to buss severely, why is there no buss over their food? They demand you to buss all over it.

Bussin' makes OP feel good

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:16

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Bourbon is sweet because of the newly charred American oak barrels they use. They can age that sweetness out somewhat they can gently caress with the proof, but the majority of bourbon gets its sweetness from the barrels it's required to use to be classified as bourbon, as such, the sweet notes will invariably always be there to some degree - same with the vanilla notes.
Contrast that with single malts which can go from poo poo like Nectar D'or that is absurdly sweet because of sauternes barrels, to ridiculously smoky and briny poo poo like Laphroiag that has the absolute rear end peated out of it.

This isn't something to get weirdly defensive about, because who gives a poo poo, but it's a known characteristic whether you like it or not.

i dunno wtf all this nonsense is i just drink beers that either taste like a crispy beer or THEY TASTE LIKE A PINE FORREST AND ARE 8 % AND GET U WRECKED

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:19

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

i dunno wtf all this nonsense is i just drink beers that either taste like a crispy beer or THEY TASTE LIKE A PINE FORREST AND ARE 8 % AND GET U WRECKED

That's entirely my point, just drink whatever you like instead of drinking poo poo based off of weird insecurities

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:54

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

DamagedGoods posted:

Yes, you are correct. I went out to buss the table that dissed me. It was awkward, hence the whole "I'm the busser" routine.

I was attempting to save face in a most obtuse way.

Hey, gently caress it, it's all I had at the moment.

I wanted to distract from the mistake I made.

You know, joking around with 20 people that just heard you being cussed out.

you could have, like, just apologized and owned up to being a dumbass

you dumbass

# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:04

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

*taps mic* who need they table bussed

# ? Sep 18, 2021 14:13

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

Whats the deal with Buss'n? There's no Bus, there's no Stops, theres no people to Bus! They should call it Cleaning Tables! *laugh track*

# ? Sep 18, 2021 16:17

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

DamagedGoods posted:

Dude, it's not adding after the fact. It's pressing a button on the computer that adds a surcharge to the check.

I would never short pour unless the customer is drunk, and then I wouldn't charge them for a full shot. You don't exploit the weak in this job, not like that.

Why would you add a surcharge to a drink that was supposed to be frozen in the first place?

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:04

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

drat I'm gonna be reall.... and it's been five pages but... this thread really sucks Op

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:05

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

voted 5

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:10

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 32 days!

In order to better reflect reality, I move that the thread be renamed "The post that let me keep my job, because my boss didn't actually give a crap, so I dunno what I was worried about to begin with"

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:24

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

DamagedGoods posted:

Yes, you are correct. I went out to buss the table that dissed me. It was awkward, hence the whole "I'm the busser" routine.

I was attempting to save face in a most obtuse way.

Hey, gently caress it, it's all I had at the moment.

I wanted to distract from the mistake I made.

You know, joking around with 20 people that just heard you being cussed out.

The "pretending to be a cat to hide your boner" of the hospitality biz

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:26

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

Reddit, am i the rear end in a top hat?

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:11

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just so we're all clear, buss'n refers to the honorable position of boatswain

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:12

Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

I never get tired of people just dunking on an OP and their thread for pages. That being said, this forum has been VERY RUDE to this bartender guy and his stupid uninteresting thread

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:36

Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

It's not very good though, is it? It's not a great thread, in my opinion.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:37

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

DamagedGoods posted:

After this debacle, I decided I should walk out to the outdoor dining area and introduce myself as the busboy.

Like, I'm here to pick up your dirty dishes. Everyone believed it, at least for a moment.

Awkward silence as I continue to clear the tables.

i like when you pretended to be the busSboy.

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Sep 18, 2021

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:50

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

It�s like those humiliation fetish OPs on Reddit but way more boring

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:50

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Bourbon is sweet because of the newly charred American oak barrels they use. They can age that sweetness out somewhat they can gently caress with the proof, but the majority of bourbon gets its sweetness from the barrels it's required to use to be classified as bourbon, as such, the sweet notes will invariably always be there to some degree - same with the vanilla notes.

It's only real Bourbon if it's from the region of Bourbo

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:54

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 32 days!

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

It’s like those humiliation fetish OPs on Reddit but way more boring

buss ell pup

# ? Sep 18, 2021 19:01

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Sydney Bottocks posted:

buss ell pup

Omg

I loled irl

# ? Sep 18, 2021 19:06

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

blight rhino posted:

It's only real Bourbon if it's from the region of Bourbo

I bussed when I saw the Bourbon from Bourbo

# ? Sep 18, 2021 19:22

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