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After first person gets shot while using the pouch: "Now get the new and improved pouch with the Police Benevolent Association logo embossed on it for easier identification. Costs more than the original but isn't your family worth it?" 
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Can we safely assume that anyone without a No Reach Pouch is a dangerous criminal?
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Sep 17, 2021 23:25
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Sunswipe posted:It is. And they make a thin blue line model, so gently caress them in the ear with an egg whisk. 
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Sep 17, 2021 23:29
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I just live in a place without many firearms. Works pretty well tbh.
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Sep 17, 2021 23:40
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sigher posted:Is this real? I want one. lol The US marines used gorgets for a long while many years ago. Thus the nickname for a marine became "leatherneck". Read some GI Joe comics already. I believe it started in some stupid war in the Philippines decades ago. But the idea was that patrols in the jungle/forest were getting ambushed by people with machetes. Heads would get halfway hacked-off, which is pretty effective for dropping a person. To counteract this marines started wearing leather gorgets to protect their necks which helped a lot. A technology from several hundred years previous.
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Sep 17, 2021 23:51
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Kinda makes sense in context of the thread though.
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ded posted:oh dear god. its 2021 and i clicked on a three olives thread
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Sep 18, 2021 00:08
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I just live in a place without many firearms. Works pretty well tbh. I grew up watching action movies, and I love playing with airsoft guns, but goddamn am I glad I don't live in a country where I have to worry that one of my nieces or nephews will get shot at school by some psycho with an assault rifle. I'd like to do some shooting with real guns, but I'll happily take the safety of my loved ones over more expensive toys.
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Sep 18, 2021 01:07
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Sunswipe posted:am I glad I don't live in a country where I have to worry that one of my nieces or nephews will get shot at school by some psycho with an assault rifle. That could be either a shooter or a cop.
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Sep 18, 2021 01:09
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/MnDPS_DPS/status/1438584957597896711 Thank you for this post Three Olives. It will really help.
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Sep 18, 2021 01:19
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Internetjack posted:The US marines used gorgets for a long while many years ago. Thus the nickname for a marine became "leatherneck". Read some GI Joe comics already. I thought they were called that because back then shitloads of armies had awful uncomfortable neckbraces you had to wear so your head would be perfectly straight so no one would call your country a bunch of pansies or w/e. It's like old military discipline where they just made your life as miserable as possible and also beat the poo poo out of you for no reason, hopefully this vaunted military thinking can make it into the police force as well
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Sep 18, 2021 01:31
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Buschmaki posted:It's like old military discipline where they just made your life as miserable as possible and also beat the poo poo out of you for no reason, hopefully this vaunted military thinking can make it into the police force as well That'd be bad because it creates more abused and angry soldiers who are ready to kill. Police already have that problem.
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Sep 18, 2021 02:35
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good white material so the outline of your cock shows up
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Sep 18, 2021 03:42
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drkhrs2020 posted:"they could hide a razor blade in the edges and swing it like a lasso slitting an officer's throat from 10 feet away so that's why we aren't filing charges against the four cops who shot him in the back 78 times" Possibly  for violencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik Pennywise the Frown posted:That could be either a shooter or a cop. Mass shooters are just cops who didn't get their badges yet.
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Sep 18, 2021 04:02
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Huh. Well, that's cool. An overwhelming and obvious majority of police officers in this country are full up conspiracy-theory lunatics. They love being racist so much that they all went and got the full club membership and all the merch that came with it, right down to the anti-vaxx poo poo. Probably the Q-anon poo poo, too. And it really is practically all of them. That's really great.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Huh. Well, that's cool. An overwhelming and obvious majority of police officers in this country are full up conspiracy-theory lunatics. They love being racist so much that they all went and got the full club membership and all the merch that came with it, right down to the anti-vaxx poo poo. Probably the Q-anon poo poo, too. And it really is practically all of them. In Portland all city employees are required to be vaccinated... except the police  loving plague bearers
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Tip posted:In Portland all city employees are required to be vaccinated... except the police the police are bugs/ insects makes sense
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Sep 18, 2021 06:00
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this is a few tangents away but the 2nd amendment is a bit much do you carry? i dunno in canada you cant. and no one does. we dont have the culture.
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i keep my wallet and license in a purse and im basically just waiting for the day i get pulled over and a cop turns me in to a twitter hashtag when i reach in to it
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Sep 18, 2021 08:53
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https://twitter.com/redrightham/status/1438926000591540224?s=20 lol
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what is registration? i carry my license and my insurance... Is registration proof that I paid my tag tax? There is already a loving sticker on my license plate saying i paid it, and when your camera scans my vehicle i know you know i have it. You've admitted it to me. You even told me the license plate scan even includes my insurance status so instead of needing a physical card, I can just show you a copy of what you already know I have on my cell phone if I paid for my car taxes through the app this year. gently caress the police.
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Sep 18, 2021 09:09
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I have a mortar crew set up within 2 miles of my position at any given time, ready to fire my documents in a depleted uranium shell in a safe, hands-free manner
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Sep 18, 2021 09:23
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It's time to remove the police union or at the least reinstate the right to civilly sue a police officer for wrong doing.
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Sep 18, 2021 09:28
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We can't just continue to allow police to shoot innocent people "because they were scared". That is why you get paid for the job, and it is hardly ever the reason for death of a police officer. Check that vaccine list you gently caress holes. It is going to be like 5x as many deaths as a man with a "gun" that didn't exist that you shot anyway.
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Lamebot posted:Also car bombs are a thing. Never know when a car will explode so we should be issuing roof mounted heat seeking missiles for every cruiser. Just to be safe. At this point all future car stopsvshould be performed by nailing the car from a predator drone. Blue lives are under threat!!!
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Sunswipe posted:It is. And they make a thin blue line model, so gently caress them in the ear with an egg whisk. Lamebot posted:This was 100% made to help cops make even more ridiculous self defense arguments. Ooof, there goes that idea.
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Sep 18, 2021 09:57
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guy is black = less money = hes out doing robberies = shoot em i have another thought to offer is that all police stops are useless and you should just bill people in the mail at this point it even goes further. drivers licenses are practically useless, just issue or take them away no tests required no need to enforce it because people are just going to drive any ways
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Sep 18, 2021 11:26
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Cops can't take my kratom because I have one of these
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Smugworth posted:Cops can't take my kratom because I have one of these Can u fax me
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Smugworth posted:Cops can't take my kratom because I have one of these I literal get out of jail free card lol.
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Smugworth posted:Cops can't take my kratom because I have one of these on the back it says "valid only for holders with skin tone lighter than this card"
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Klyith posted:on the back it says "valid only for holders with skin tone lighter than this card" Actually on the back it says "Can only be redeemed with additional payment of $60 kilo of Kratom"
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Sep 18, 2021 22:26
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roll a kratom blunt, light that poo poo up, and sorround yourself with the intoxicating cloud of narcotic ecstasy. a cop can legally not touch you. its the law.
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I like how American cops are an environmental hazard like a loving bear attack. Yeah, there are bears around, if you're not careful you might get killed, so here's what you should to minimize your chances of getting mauled. They're just taking for granted that this is how things are, but the thing is it's not bears, it's trained officers who can simply not shoot you. If they can't manage that, they shouldn't be allowed guns. I've only been stopped once, not in the US, and while cops have issues everywhere, it did not even slightly enter my mind that I would need to move very carefully and note where my hands are to avoid being shot. Because that is just not something that happens.
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Elukka posted:I like how American cops are an environmental hazard like a loving bear attack. Yeah, there are bears around, if you're not careful you might get killed, so here's what you should to minimize your chances of getting mauled. you have no idea how american police work
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neither do they
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Elukka posted:I like how American cops are an environmental hazard like a loving bear attack. Yeah, there are bears around, if you're not careful you might get killed, so here's what you should to minimize your chances of getting mauled. The officers are trained to shoot you though. It's like the #1 part of their training.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The officers are trained to shoot you though. It's like the #1 part of their training. one shot one kill. not just for deer hunting anymore
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Szyznyk posted:I bought my son an over the visor organizer for this very reason. Paid for a replacement license so all three can be easily reached up for. Keeps getting hassled for pulling out licenses from everywhere. Visor, glove box, console, front pockets, chest pocket, back holster, license in boot
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The officers are trained to shoot you though. It's like the #1 part of their training. Think about it like this, if only the cop is left alive at the end of the interaction, only the cop can tell his side of the story in court
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Do you think that NYC cops know that Bambi is a boy?
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