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If we had to shop with dogs remember they just want food and cant read labels or prices or chose for themselves but if you get meat they will know watch out
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gently caress them dogs
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Sep 24, 2021 17:58
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i'd simply share my food with a dog because they're nice and chill. no need to fight for me, the dog would simply sense my compassion or be driven away like a satan.
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Sep 24, 2021 17:59
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Id be a vegetarian rather than be killed by dogs
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Sep 24, 2021 18:00
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Lol if you think dogs can’t read labels
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Sep 24, 2021 18:00
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let them know, i'm not hiding anything, love to share meat.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:00
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me: the part of humanity that befriended dogs in the first place you: still fighting with the beasts
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Sep 24, 2021 18:01
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hell astro course posted:i'd simply share my food with a dog because they're nice and chill. no need to fight for me, the dog would simply sense my compassion or be driven away like a satan. dogs have no emotions except feed and hate
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Sep 24, 2021 18:01
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Dog tried to eat my food I loving pissed on that dog
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Sep 24, 2021 18:02
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Boner M posted:dogs have no emotions except feed and hate I feel like humans are more this way than dogs lately... but i'm sorry they did that to you. As hard as it is to admit, I will speak the truth... sometimes there are bad dogs
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Sep 24, 2021 18:03
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There is no need to fight, dog will simply eat your food when you are not looking.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:04
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dogs are sweet stupid children and i will fight anyone IRL who says otherwise
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Sep 24, 2021 18:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Dog tried to eat my food I loving pissed on that dog I was camping once and it was around dusk. Actually, post dusk, like just a faint twilight gloam.... I had some pita chips set out on a wooden table on the camping site, and I had forgotten about it. I heard a noise, looked over, and I saw a full-bodied racoon running off on two legs with the entire bag of pita chips. Everyone was like "oh no, our pita chips!!!" Me? I was like 'hell yea racoon, enjoy those chips.' Yeah, everyone was mad at me, but I don't care, I can get chips any time and that lil guy had the night of his life.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:05
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hell astro course posted:I was camping once and it was around dusk. Actually, post dusk, like just a faint twilight gloam.... I had some pita chips set out on a wooden table on the camping site, and I had forgotten about it. I heard a noise, looked over, and I saw a full-bodied racoon running off on two legs with the entire bag of pita chips. Everyone was like "oh no, our pita chips!!!" Me? I was like 'hell yea racoon, enjoy those chips.' Yeah, everyone was mad at me, but I don't care, I can get chips any time and that lil guy had the night of his life. The raccoon deserved it and everyone's lucky the raccoon didnt decide to take their lives as well
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Sep 24, 2021 18:06
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i'd fuckin destroy those dogs a man's gotta eat.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:07
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The raccoon deserved it and everyone's lucky the raccoon didnt decide to take their lives as well I was happy for the raccoon, haters gonna hate though.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:07
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hell astro course posted:I feel like humans are more this way than dogs lately... but i'm sorry they did that to you. As hard as it is to admit, I will speak the truth... sometimes there are bad dogs I just made that up. Dogs are good, only had one bite me ever. Been bitten by more ducks. Huh, sniff, looks like I love these rascals anyway
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Sep 24, 2021 18:08
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Hell Yeah posted:i'd fuckin destroy those dogs a man's gotta eat. Dog try to take my food I poo poo myself and eat it
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Sep 24, 2021 18:08
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suplexing dogs, doing an eye poke on dogs, throwing dogs out a third story window. it's all on the table imo. then when i'm done with the food, eat the dead dogs too, to show the other dogs i mean business.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:08
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Dog walked up to me, tried to eat my food, I pulled a kidney stone out of my urethra and showed it to the dog "Do u see?" i asked that bitch forcefully "Do u see what happens when u get up all in my dick?"
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Sep 24, 2021 18:09
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Boner M posted:I just made that up. I'm glad you came around do quickly on this one. Dogs love to be real ones.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:10
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If there was an island like the Sentinalese. they killed all visitors But it was dogs instead of humans I would not go there
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Sep 24, 2021 18:14
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If a dog came up to me to try and eat my food, I would simply kill myself and the food, denying the dog the food
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Sep 24, 2021 18:14
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if a dog smells food on you, they're basically applying or a job and want to be hired to go get food with you. Don't flaunt your food if you're not hiring.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:16
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The other day some idiot in my development got out of his car with three big dogs and this golden retriever was off leash and started barking at me while I was smoking next to my car and then it started running at me real fast so I hopped in my car and closed the door and the dogs are outside barking. rear end in a top hat didn't even apologize. He has a pig haircut and tucks his shirt into his pants. THere's a Sasquatch sticker on his CRV. gently caress that guy and his dogs.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:17
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I would pick up the dog and cradle them like a big baby and talk to them in a stupid voice until they start trying to wiggle out of my grip then I would gently set them down and feed them bits of my food while trying to get them to do tricks This is my preferred strategy for all dogs and I have won every dog encounter so far with it
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Sep 24, 2021 18:23
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What kind of dogs we talking about? Big dogs or little dogs?
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Sep 24, 2021 18:26
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:If a dog came up to me to try and eat my food, I would simply kill myself and the food, denying the dog the food This is how i feel during magpie season Like if I got swooped id like to just collapse on a shotgun, no more running Its summer Im tired
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Sep 24, 2021 18:27
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Eat the dog OP. Checkmate food stealing doggo.
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Sep 24, 2021 20:17
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Eat the dog OP. Checkmate food stealing doggo. 
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Sep 24, 2021 20:24
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:gently caress them dogs please do not gently caress dogs
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Sep 24, 2021 20:30
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Eat the dog OP. Checkmate food stealing doggo. this. you get back whatever food they stole. like feeding slop to pigs then eating the pigs i found out this morning that my brother ate most of my full bag of bbq chips, so im going to kill him and eat his flesh later
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Sep 24, 2021 20:34
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Zippy the Bummer posted:this. you get back whatever food they stole. like feeding slop to pigs then eating the pigs Wow I wish I was eating a dead body
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Sep 24, 2021 20:35
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If I killed a dog I would eat a bit of it if other dogs were looking while I did it Word of mouth
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Sep 24, 2021 20:53
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i gave my dog a bunch of beefy gristle and no loving way would you be able to take it back without a fight and it would probably be to the death
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Sep 24, 2021 20:57
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its ok i will read the labels for the dogs. i will make them understand.
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Sep 24, 2021 21:14
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i'd do a tombstone piledriver on a great dane for a bag of cheez its. no problem
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Sep 24, 2021 21:14
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What if people just ate dog food to trick their dogs? You think they’d want the dog food or the bbq? I’m guessing they would go for the bbq. But I mean then people could eat as much dog food as they want. 
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Sep 24, 2021 21:19
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*takes a bite out of a chocolate bar* Try me bitch I dare you
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Sep 24, 2021 21:50
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you must be thinking of wolves, op
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