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after i keel over in the parking lot of a piggly wiggly i want all my posting buds to have a big party. everyone sitting silently watching anime on their phones. a rack of room temperature 40s left next to an open and expired container of Ovaltine. a forklift scrapes me off the pavement and punctures my flesh, releasing an opaque stench which falls to the ground like dry ice. someone recognizes this as a shoutout to horror manga classic "gyo." three weeks later, robot fish have conquered the mainland. |
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Ask your doctor if Gooneral is right for you. |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ask your doctor if Gooneral is right for you. |
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Goonereal: measuring time by the slow accumulation of unread bookmarked threads in your Control Panel
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when i was in high school i came up with this funeral idea where my body is carved up, cooked and eaten by the attendees. i figured it was the last party i get to be at on earth, and it made sense i would be the main course. in retrospect that was a pretty goony idea. lmao at the opaque cloud of stench.
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rear end-penny posted:when i was in high school i came up with this funeral idea where my body is carved up, cooked and eaten by the attendees. i figured it was the last party i get to be at on earth, and it made sense i would be the main course. I still haven't sold people on the idea of eating spaghetti made from me and drinking a bunch of liquor. Still keep telling them to do it. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I'm thinking a BYOB funeral would involve only inviting chill and good mourners, and then giving them a lot of weed to help them over their sadness. I mean a LOT of weed. Then, let nature take its course. Having a forklift nearby would be a bad idea as it would attract super-stoned mourners, who would probably want to see if they could make it drift.
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nesamdoom posted:I still haven't sold people on the idea of eating spaghetti made from me and drinking a bunch of liquor. Still keep telling them to do it. tell me more about turning meat into a noodle, i'm interested. keep hope alive friend. Bacon Taco you got me thinking about shooting nugs out of a t-shirt cannon, i think we're onto something here.
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google THIS posted:Cheeto dust in the wind lmfao
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rear end-penny posted:tell me more about turning meat into a noodle, i'm interested. keep hope alive friend. I think that is a cool and good idea, and I think that's maybe for the second half of the funeral, after everyone has had a few bong hits and the portion of the 40 they didn't pour out on the ground for their dead homie (me).
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rear end-penny posted:tell me more about turning meat into a noodle, i'm interested. keep hope alive friend. I meant overall as a dish, although the noodles could be boiled in bone broth. Added then to a heavy bloody marinara and ground me. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Bacon Taco posted:I'm thinking a BYOB funeral would involve only inviting chill and good mourners, and then giving them a lot of weed to help them over their sadness. I mean a LOT of weed. Then, let nature take its course. i want nothing more than my stoned idiot friends destroying a graveyard with a forklift while shouting STAPLETRUCK KLAUS crimes |
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Don't make eye contact while standing at a gooneral
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i want nothing more than my stoned idiot friends destroying a graveyard with a forklift while shouting STAPLETRUCK KLAUS I take back what I said before. This is awesome and METAL and I want this when I die and am too dead to see and enjoy it! 
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