goatface posted:

C sections aren't in the bible.

goatface posted:

C sections aren't in the bible.

Wrex Ruckus posted:

funniest moment was this IMO

Duck and Cover posted:

Yes they are. Have you read the bible? Hmmm? Did you read it carefully enough? Do I not have to back up what I say and can make whatever claim I want?

Automatic Slim posted:

If you've ever had the rare chance to visit a White House function and eat the catering, THIS is a real travesty.

White House chefs are world class and to hand out Big Macs and fries to visiting champion athletes is a double slap in the face.
To have this once in a lifetime occasion and be handed fast food you can get anywhere any day of the week is a disgrace.


edit: maybe that was the point.

Automatic Slim posted:

If you've ever had the rare chance to visit a White House function and eat the catering, THIS is a real travesty.

White House chefs are world class and to hand out Big Macs and fries to visiting champion athletes is a double slap in the face.
To have this once in a lifetime occasion and be handed fast food you can get anywhere any day of the week is a disgrace.


edit: maybe that was the point.

MrQwerty posted:

The point was that Trump caused a government shutdown that was ongoing at the time so that was the best they could do lol

Asterite34 posted:

I can buy that excuse once, but I'm pretty sure he did the fast food thing on at least two separate occasions lol

quote:

Despite facing mockery after serving fast food to the Clemson Tigers in January, President Donald Trump greeted another team of champion athletes with McDonald's Big Macs and Chick-fil-A sandwiches at an event Monday.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What’s the funniest Trump moment?

e: gotta go with truck day personally

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Hey lady, I just had a conference call with J.C., the Big Man, the Holy Ghost, Moses, Hamburglar, Buddha, Abraham, She-Hulk, Zoroaster, Tezcatlipoca, Zeus, Dazbog -- the whole gang, really. We've all agreed that you should shut the gently caress up because you don't know what you're talking about and don't represent our particular enterprise.

Stoatbringer posted:

mobby_6kl posted:

I hope somebody can sacrifice themselves and go through the 4+ years of these threads and collect all the best parts. There've been too many to mention, but here's a random one

QuarkJets posted:

How does the OG Justice League feel about the Snyder cut?

The Anime Liker posted:

styls trill epic posted:

Just paid about 200% for groceries. nearly 100 to fill my tank. Can't wait for Blameless Biden and the dems to win big in November.

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/EDorband/status/1512824254718382084?t=0rCrOk00UWUPiyHunVEw9A&s=19

If only there was a way of preventing this tragedy

styls trill epic posted:

Just paid about 200% for groceries. nearly 100 to fill my tank. Can't wait for Blameless Biden and the dems to win big in November.

styls trill epic posted:

Just paid about 200% for groceries. nearly 100 to fill my tank. Can't wait for Blameless Biden and the dems to win big in November.

The Anime Liker posted:

The best part is the republicans are going to win 2:1, everything will continue doubling in price quarterly, no good will come of it whatsoever, nobody will learn anything from it, the democrats will get completely annihilated in 2024, everything will get much worse, no one will learn anything from it, and we'll repeat the process.

The Anime Liker posted:

The best part is the republicans are going to win 2:1, everything will continue doubling in price quarterly, no good will come of it whatsoever, nobody will learn anything from it, the democrats will get completely annihilated in 2024, everything will get much worse, no one will learn anything from it, and we'll repeat the process.

Dementropy posted:

Why are you quantifying in percentages? Are you saying you purchased twice your usual amount and filled up your tank?

loving weirdo.

Duck and Cover posted:

THE DEMOCRATS REFUSE TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB MAYBE THE REPUBLICANS WILL GIVE ME A BLOW JOB. ALSO I KIND OF LIKE THE OUT AND PROUD RACISM HATE THING THE REPUBLICIANS GOT GOING ON THANK YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW CNN IT'S GOOD TO KNOW I MATTER. *scarfs down local diner food*.

Sorry Duck and Cover but you see both sides are the same and so I'm not going to vote.

styls trill epic posted:

The dems are making the choice to lose. It has very little to do with me OP.

The Anime Liker posted:

Cold, stale berders as far as the eye can see

Thank you to my favorite president (grapes)

Pookah posted:

There's a big loving ugly war happening at the moment you marginally sentient cheeseburger.
Globally, there's more going on than that a useless dipshit is mildly inconvenienced.

styls trill epic posted:

The dems are making the choice to lose. It has very little to do with me OP.

Pookah posted:

There's a big loving ugly war happening at the moment you marginally sentient cheeseburger.
Globally, there's more going on than that a useless dipshit is mildly inconvenienced.

styls trill epic posted:

incredible brain.

Bogus Adventure posted:

So why were you going to vote Republican before the Russia/Ukraine war?

Batterypowered7 posted:

No, idiot, there's a dial labeled "grocery prices" next to the lever labeled "gas prices" and Biden cranked that one all the way up to 200%