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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Who controls Grindr?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
drat, all is lost then.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I mean if you cannot trust a high level Tauren shaman anymore, who can you trust?!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Excellent job at moving backwards US. Very cool country.

What’s next on the agenda? Revoking the nineteenth amendment?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Oscar Wild posted:

Want to play "this little piggy" with Marjory The Gathering hosed up finger toes

Weird fetish, but ok.

Stoatbringer posted:

Surely all the aborted babies just go straight to Heaven? So what's the problem? Don't they want babies to go to Heaven?

Eh, according to Christian lore unbaptized babies go to purgatory.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I stand corrected. Maybe.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

This Is the Zodiac posted:

You're thinking of limbo. Purgatory is where you work off the sins that aren't bad enough to send you to Hell but still deny you Heaven.

Well, uh. thanks! :tipshat: Haven't read one of those abrahmic rule books in like thirty years.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

heavy liquid posted:

Lol my company matches 0%. Oh they have a 401k plan for employees, they just don’t contribute anything.
Meanwhile the owner pulls up in a new Ferrari next to his employees minivans

My Boss arrived at work in a brand new Ferrari.

I told him: “Wow that’s a nice car”.

He replied:

If you work really hard, son, put all your hours in, focus on what is important to the company, drive up profits, and strive for ''Excellence'', I'll get another one next year”.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

SocketWrench posted:

Kids like that in school back in my day would get wedgies and swirlies on a weekly basis :jiggled:

Not gonna defend that rear end in a top hat, but that might honestly be one of the reasons he ended up being the way he is.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
So, who’s that guy replacing that fucker Cawthorne? Don’t tell me he actually worse. Because when it comes to reps there is always someone worse out there.


Edmund Sparkler posted:

Lol, remember in the early 2000s when Coors Light beer commercials had a lovely post grunge song that was about all the manly things like sports and the implication of a threesome with twins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfH2mgOnM-k

poo poo, I love (post) grunge and I like even that.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Zil posted:

Here is some viagra.

:golfclap:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Me: "Maybe America should move away from being a gerontocracy." :thunk:

Also me: "No, not like this!" :stonk:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Hmm, yes, but how do you make sure that the guns go the "good guys"? Maybe you could do some check on people before giving them guns?

Nah, better hand them out like candy, god will sort them out.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I feel like this belongs here:

https://twitter.com/PenBercifield/status/1530466526498889730

https://twitter.com/PenBercifield/status/1530467180244094978

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Data Graham posted:

No no, that's when fatherlessness started

No, 2005 was the year schools installed additional doors. The madness!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

drat, poo poo's looking bad on Earth 8. :ohdear:

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 08:25 on May 31, 2022

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Have you ever been around children and teenagers? Giving people guns who have to endure them daily might not actually lower the amount of school shootings.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Almost Smart posted:

Critical rifle theory.

We're not critical of the rifle in this country, mister! :argh:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Amazing Zimmo posted:

fun fact: there's a jawa in the background of every photo ever made

that bit of trivia has gotten me laid so many times

I'm so horny right now.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

She's saying she cares about what two consenting adults do sexually. Am not surpised.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
They literally believe those “med beds” are like the sarcophagus from Stargate. :psyduck:
No supplies, no drugs, just plug them into the wall and get showered by heal rays.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Stoatbringer posted:

Lol I wish I could get it as absurdly cheap as that!

Same. :(

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

This totally real test is killing me.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Steadiman posted:

I don't know if I'm a bigger fan of Johny's impeccable hand writing or the four oddly specific questions, but maybe the flamethrower thing should lead to some follow up questions from the teacher. Love bringing poems to my local communist meetings though.

Personally I am surprised that the teacher forgot to add the questions about immigrants and gay/trans people.

Maybe I am expecting too much, just this half page clearly brought him to the limits of his abilities.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Ah, I see they are already preparing the narrative for the next presidential election to be stolen. Okay then.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
This page is extremely my jam. :allears:

I have male the strong features.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

BigglesSWE posted:

I’m sure the free market will solve this for us.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1538518776806879242
What an idiot, that's what the AR in AR-15 stands for. Everyone knows that.

Nuh-uh, it stands for rear end in a top hat Relic. Because assholes worship it.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Yeah, most people aren’t terminally online like us.

Just a couple of months ago my partner asked me who Musk is and whether he’s a good guy.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Hey US, I could do with a month without you doing heinous poo poo to yourself! Can you do that?

No? How about a week? Also no?

gently caress.



Okay, I loled way too hard at that!

Still not worth it.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
He’s still trying to decide what would make him look more presidential.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

bird with big dick posted:



med beds can cure the tunnel children but can they save aborted babies?

I guess you lucked out if you're a Brian in the Netherlands. :v:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Chinatown posted:

yall ready for all the violence in 2024 lol its gonna be something else ill tell ya

There's a whole ocean between myself and that violence and I am still not ready.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Have you considered switching to a system that has more parties than just one right wing party and then a second one to the right of the first one?


E: mee typ gud

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jul 1, 2022

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
:) "Have you watched Bridgerton?"

:byodood: - "No."

:) "It's a period piece."

:byodood: - "OH MAH GOD, TO THE TWITTERS!!1"

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Burt Gherkin posted:

If you watch the first 3, they explain why the mothership had a usb port to plug into.

Because the u stands for universal.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

This guy is making many great points lately. I bet he's the best!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Has Netflix reserved the rights to that script already? Because I'd watch that.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Thanks UK for delivering some laughs.

US, please do better.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Honestly, I'm OK with Biden pardoning trump on the one condition that trump play a televised exhibition tennis match against bojo.

Nothing could be more detrimental to his image than losing to bojo at tennis.

Do you really want to listen to Trmup talking about “the totally rigged tennis game, everybody knows that” for the next decade or so?

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