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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Biden is the Minions-themed bandaid slapped on a wound that needs surgical tape and gauze. While the surgeon reads a poem about how your gaping wound will eventually become infected.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:39
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Clearly the British Deep State Swamp is only doing this to make "Trump" look bad!
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Jul 7, 2022 12:40
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the one taking over his job is still probably a lovely person, no?
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https://twitter.com/djrothkopf/status/1544850268164161537 https://twitter.com/djrothkopf/status/1544850275764248578 The whole thread is a good read for the cynically inclined, as I am - even if the enumeration is off. https://imgur.com/NttK6dI
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Jul 7, 2022 12:46
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Honestly, I'm OK with Biden pardoning trump on the one condition that trump play a televised exhibition tennis match against bojo. Nothing could be more detrimental to his image than losing to bojo at tennis.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:50
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Stoatbringer posted:Maybe the 4th of July should be renamed Donald Trump Day? It would definitely make more sense in the context of violent white supremacists committing mass shootings becoming a new holiday tradition.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:52
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Why can't any of these loving goobers ever go after a billionaire instead of a bunch of helpless innocent people.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:56
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Honestly, I'm OK with Biden pardoning trump on the one condition that trump play a televised exhibition tennis match against bojo. Do you really want to listen to Trmup talking about “the totally rigged tennis game, everybody knows that” for the next decade or so?
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Jul 7, 2022 12:58
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Can't wait for the UK to choose their new Prime Minister: Donald J. Trump!
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Jul 7, 2022 13:03
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mobby_6kl posted:Things are going well in queen-land Sure, it gets pretty tiring doing the jobs of 18 people, but I bet payday feels pretty great.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:03
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Mildly disappointed that the queen was not activated.Kaiju Cage Match posted:Biden is the Minions-themed bandaid slapped on a wound that needs surgical tape and gauze. And then when people point out that it isn't working, the paramedics scream at you that they've done all they can and you're really on the side of mass shooter for pointing that out.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:10
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Tarquinn posted:Do you really want to listen to Trmup talking about “the totally rigged tennis game, everybody knows that” for the next decade or so? I don't ever listen to him say anything.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:16
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What's the Cliffs Notes version of the whole Boris Johnson thing?
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Jul 7, 2022 13:22
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They said sure society's circling the drain, but do we really have to keep seeing that fuckin haircut?
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Jul 7, 2022 13:24
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:What's the Cliffs Notes version of the whole Boris Johnson thing? He put someone named Pincher in power who sexually assaulted two guys. He then pretended he didn't know about that, but then it was proven he did.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:34
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Bogus Adventure posted:Can't wait for the UK to choose their new Prime Minister: Donald J. Trump! I mean he was mister Brexit after all, and there's nothing in the constitution that says he can't be PM so I think it's time for a 6-3 decision. Let's see if he tries to do an accent!
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Jul 7, 2022 13:36
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Stoatbringer posted:Chuds before Biden: "If Biden is elected, the country will be destroyed! The end of America. We will have no country, everything will be a ruined hellscape!" 4th of July is a symbol of America the Nation, which is great beyond question and can never do wrong. Joe Biden is the agent of America the State, which is corrupt and must be destroyed so the nation can be free.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:47
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Why do they need conspiracy theories when poo poo like a senator from Florida having committed multimillion dollar Medicare fraud is just in the open? But see who ever wrote that is a good guy (chud) and he is a fellow good guy (chud). So there’s no way that is true. Then just connect 87 unrelated things to explain why their life is still poo poo despite being good guys who keep electing good guys.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:50
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Congratulations UK on losing your fat orange blonde moron who ran your country into the ground. Hopefully, unlike our fat orange blonde moron who ran the US into the ground, he'll properly gently caress off and leave for good.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:55
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pro starcraft loser posted:He put someone named Pincher in power who sexually assaulted two guys. He then pretended he didn't know about that, but then it was proven he did. Which was career ending scandal #5 or maybe #6 for him in the past few months so people are kind of fed up with him. Also, he acted like he was resigning and then really didn't; basically shoving the whole thing down the road a few months for an internal party election that it seems like he thinks he'll win. So BoJo isn't a hobo yet.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:57
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/djrothkopf/status/1544850268164161537 I wrote this. Seriously me and this person think the same exact way. And I can’t be the only one who thinks this way. So what I’m saying is, they SHOULD run for some kind of office. Because that’s what we need.
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Jul 7, 2022 13:59
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The only good leaders are people who dont want to be leaders.
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https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1544993157745721344 The UK is really funny today, I think we all needed this
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Why can't any of these loving goobers ever go after a billionaire instead of a bunch of helpless innocent people. Because even if they aren't aware of it, they're slaves and tools to the billionaires.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1544993157745721344 God I love this i wanna do this with american politicians
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:https://twitter.com/KaijuChomps/status/1544992049782525957?t=259G_aB0BFM-AjLUO77m_A&s=19 It deserves to be seen twice, it really is very funny. Especially cause I think they were so annoyed by speaker guy, who was outside every day, they made a special law to forbid him from using speakers and he just went "gently caress it" and did it anyway. I feel he's earned this
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Just guessing here, but 4 ex-wives, 6 kids total between 3 of the ex-wives all without court ordered child support. 3 restraining orders, a roofing business with a 1-star Google rating and 80 reviews, a neighbor who has had to call the police on him multiple times and nobody in his family will talk to him except a brother that's in prison for hooking up with a minor. His online presence is a 5-friend Facebook account with no real posts but there's a pixellated image of his AR-15 sitting on a plastic top kitchen table in the cover photo. His free time is writing angry, cuss word laden nonsensical letters addressed to Nancy Pelosi but unwittingly to an address that doesn't exist. Don't worry about him though, because LAPTOP IS REAL
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:https://twitter.com/KaijuChomps/status/1544992049782525957?t=259G_aB0BFM-AjLUO77m_A&s=19 I don't know if I'm just missing the joke but I forgot about this and am happy you reminded me about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oNmFFNRtE8
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Imagine the real time meltdown Trump would have if someone blasted that song over him speaking, and he realized it was mocking him.
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Yates posted:I don't know if I'm just missing the joke but I forgot about this and am happy you reminded me about it. This is especially funny now that in 2020 there was a pandemic that was killing a 9/11's worth of people per day (and probably per half day at its height) and the government, lead by Republicans, went out of its way to make it as bad as humanly possible. We went to war in 2001 and we sat on our asses and pretended it didn't exist in 2020. 'Murica.
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tek79 posted:Just guessing here, but 4 ex-wives, 6 kids total between 3 of the ex-wives all without court ordered child support. 3 restraining orders, a roofing business with a 1-star Google rating and 80 reviews, a neighbor who has had to call the police on him multiple times and nobody in his family will talk to him except a brother that's in prison for hooking up with a minor. His online presence is a 5-friend Facebook account with no real posts but there's a pixellated image of his AR-15 sitting on a plastic top kitchen table in the cover photo. His free time is writing angry, cuss word laden nonsensical letters addressed to Nancy Pelosi but unwittingly to an address that doesn't exist. Don't worry about him though, because LAPTOP IS REAL That is not Elon musks car.
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oh I get it, its cuz they wanna gently caress Benny Shaps but that would be gay
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ElectricSheep posted:also there's a 0% chance she didn't know she was gonna provoke that kind of response Yeah I'm pretty sure that Abby Shapiro is as hosed-up as her brother is based upon their upbringing and she's doing this poo poo for attention and validation. She's absolutely got screws loose in that head of hers and what she portrays herself as and who she is are entirely different people. It's almost like Conservatism makes hosed-up kids or something!
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Oscar Wild posted:That is not Elon musks car. LOL! I have a sudden urge now to Photoshop all that crazy chud van poo poo onto a SpaceX rocket.
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