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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Got invited to Halloween party, but I haven't done anything social in 7 yea
 
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Dress yourself as a misanthropic character from popular media and then you can pretend you are merely 'in character' when you are an arsehole. Sorry I am too hip to consume popular media so I cannot advise you as to which one.

Alternately, dress as a popular character with a catch phrase. Only say that phrase. Your wife's 'normy' friends will love it.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Go as a baby and poop your pants as your exit move.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Got invited to Halloween party, but I haven't done anything social in 7 yea