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Many of the creatures within the Dimension of Horniness use metaphysical sources of sustenance and could be described as parasitic, and so perhaps it is not surprising that their sexually transmitted diseases have also achieved sentience. Psythereals could be described like a sort of sentient macroscopic viral metaphysical agents – unlike a parasite, they are unable to reproduce on their own and lack true biological structures, mimicking the appearance of one in order to gain metaphysical and psychological access to a host. The partially physical form of the psythereal is a projection as the actual psythereal exists within the psyche and body of a living organism. The macroscopic agent is created by utilizing physical materials with the host and mixing it with metaphysical energy. The projection is then used to entice other creatures to allow the psythereal access to their psyche to which the psythereal injects a copy of itself. Being sentient is a double-edged sword for the psythereal as their need to infect and reproduce is tempered with an individual identity and a desire for self-preservation. This causes the psythereal to be much more concerned for the health of their host and an awareness that hosts may band together against them and thus are a rarity in that they are viral agents that can be negotiated with. Type: Horny Strong Vs: Cute Anger Weak Vs: Stupid Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/33-psythereal/2022/01/20/
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Just because the Plane of Cuteness is generally non-violent doesn’t mean that the creatures found within are safe or sane, take for instance the existence of the pazdis — adorable creatures that take any kind of coin and dispense mild narcotics shaped and flavoured like candy. Once a pazdis runs out of product, it returns to their central hive where they deposit their spoils and refill with a new produce. Researchers were unable to gain access to the hive, which would only open to the pazdis and thwarted any attempts to gain access. It remains a mystery as to why the pazdis collect random coins from a variety of worlds, or why they would dispense various mild pharmaceuticals dangerously shaped like candy. The pazdis seem to understand language but make no efforts to communicate. Type: Cute Strong Vs: Anger Gloom Weak Vs: Horror Horny https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/34-pazdis/2022/01/22/
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Pokorbs are sentient orb-like creatures with large mouths and deep, black eyes from the World of Stupidity. They have an external diameter of 120 cm on average and an internal diameter of about 2 m and the less one thinks about that the better. Possessing a sort of telekinetic ability with a range of approximately a meter, pokorbs are able to float off the ground without any known means of support, as well as manipulate objects within this telekinetic range. Given that they’re from the World of Stupidity, the laws of physics as we understand it generally don’t apply to them. Not much is known about how they reproduce as they seem to lack any sort of known primary or secondary sexual characteristics, although they do seem to have tertiary signals. Due to the fact that they are significantly larger on the inside despite being a physical improbability, dissection to determine the existence of primary/secondary sexual identifiers has ended in failure and counciling. Pokorbs spend most of their lives eating and evading the various goblin species of the World of Stupidity which consider them a delicacy and aphrodisiac. Type: Stupid Strong Vs: Stupid Horror Weak Vs: Chaos Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/35-pokorb/2022/01/22/
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Just as not every creature from the World of Stupidity is actually stupid (although they do tend to be reality-warping) and just as not every creature from the Plane of Cuteness is harmless, not every creature from the Door of Horror is necessarily hostile. One such creatures is the toomalor, an uncanny humanoid with a toothy void in place of a face. Despite their menacing appearances culturally the toomalor have a tolerant relationship with humanity, despite the ongoing hostilities over bottled paineaters. Toomalor biology and behaviour appears to be highly dependent on the type of book they live in, but even those spawned from tales of horror aren’t hostile. Most are willing to work with humanity for mutual benefit, making them one of the more human entities within the Door of Horror. In general, toomalor behave according to the effect their tomes attempt to achieve. This means that even toomalor who reside in horror are not necessarily hostile, although they will be interested in terrifying people. Despite their relatively benign culture, they’re not excessively sought by corporate interests. This is in part because quite often toomalor enjoy exploiting those at the top of the corporate ladder, and in part because of the hostile nature of the door due to the conflict over bottled paineaters. Type: Horror/Genre-Specific Strong Vs: Cute Anger Genre-Dependent Weak Vs: Stupid Horny Genre-Dependent https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/37-toomalor/2022/01/24/
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Cannibalism in nature is not unusual, although few species tend to be primarily cannibalistic. The ooflypupe of the Chaos Zone is one such species however as they tend to focus on devouring their own cycloptic kind. According to interviews with various ooflypupes, the reason for this cannibalism is that in theory they gain the strengths of those they consume, but only other cyclops are compatible. This cannibalistic behaviour continues even within courting and parenting; the stronger of the two offlypupes will kill and consume the other parent after the offspring is born. The remaining parent will protect its offspring until it is capable of caring for itself, at which point it is abandoned to fend for itself while the parent moves on to new hunting grounds. Should parent and child meet again later the usual laws of consumption resume. Interestingly, ooflypupes are indifferent or friendly to any non-cycloptic creature — relying them to satisfy their social needs and companionship. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/40-ooflypupe/2022/01/26/
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Rhubortunes from the Chaos Zone are frog-like cycloptic creatures 140 cm tall with chicken-like legs. Their bodies are 50% air sac with a rubbery texture. This air-sac surrounds their sparse organs, consisting of a brain, heart, and a stomach-like organ which may or may not actually be part of its digestive system. Like most Chaos Zone creatures, they operate on a set of physics unique to their species. Extremely resilient to physical, emotional and psychological damage, these creatures apparently have no pain receptors and appear to consist entirely on concepts as opposed to chemical nutrition. Rhubortunes are functionally immortal, generally only dying after ingesting the a death concept, and only reproducing after ingesting a reproductive concept. Consequently, they are the only cyclops species ignored by ooflypupes as they’re too rubbery to be chewed and if swallowed whole have the disturbing tendency to not die; terrible for the digestive system. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/41-rhubortune/2022/01/28/
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Jan 28, 2022 03:38
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I love how happy he looks with that Mickey hat on
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Paigidrems are the Plane of Cuteness’ answer to the pangolin, except that its insectivore traits are just to supplement its diet of nightmares. Naturally immune to poison and unusually for a Plane of Cuteness creature also unfazed by horror, this creature would be an apex predator within the Door of Horror if it weren’t for the fact that it could only prey upon the less tangible creatures (and the Door is full of fully tangible monsters). Surprisingly corporate interests are minimal despite its charming appearance and docile personality. There are theories as to why this is the case, mostly proposing that the creature’s nightmare-devouring diet interferes with corporate activities. Type: Cute/Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom (Immune) Horror (Immune, special) Weak Vs: Chaos Horny https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/paigidrem/2022/02/02/
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Gonna roll the dice on my monster. One summon, please.
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Vinny Possum posted:Gonna roll the dice on my monster. One summon, please. It might not look like it, but this is what an apex predator looks like to the Door of Horror: meet Plink the Dobglin, from the World of Stupidity! Plink, armed with their master spork and dish of fooding, is capable of devouring the very horror from creatures while leaving the rest of them intact! For many creatures from the Door of Horror, this is a fate worse than death as it will doom them to a life without a critical part of their essence. In practical terms, it means that Plink eats nightmares, converting them into dreams without their horror elements. Oh, and should you ever find yourself in a horror movie-like situation, Plink's got your back and will reduce the situation into a situation comedy (I mean, if you take away the killer's ability to harm they're just some doofus in a costume moving funny). If you like horror games, maybe keep Plink away from your collection since creatures from the World of Stupidity don't care about your reality and they'll change it into... well, something else. Rumour has it that the first walking simulator was actually created from a horror game Plink ate. Not all dobglins are such apex horror eaters, that's just the career path Plink found themselves in.
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With the Powerword of "gently caress" and a drop of blood, I bind into a black rune of Rage a vile beast from the Realm of Anger!
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Zedhe Khoja posted:With the Powerword of "gently caress" and a drop of blood, I bind into a black rune of Rage a vile beast from the Realm of Anger! You have summoned ANGSINIA from the Realm of Anger! She is here to have extremely angry sex with you and has brought a couple of foamy beverages to assist with this goal. These beverages are mildly toxic, intoxicating and can also be used as a lubricant, which might be good because at some point she is going to insert them (and she doesn't elaborate any more than that). You don't get to say "NO" because you basically gave consent by summoning her in the first place. Good luck, she can lift 10x her mass!
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The ogrise of the Chaos Zone include three families, orgramen (plains-dwelling ogrise), ogripalus (bog-dwelling ogrise) and ogralapis (rock-dwelling ogrise). While physical characteristics vary depending on the environs they call home, all ogrise are characterized by their unique eye configuration (one large eye with a much smaller eye on either side), fur-bearing bodies and two-toed feet. Ogrise are technically sentient much in the same way a certain minority of the human population is technically sentient: capable of mastering languages, complex tasks, and tool use but then turning around with pants-on-head utter nonense like protesting vaccinations during a pandemic. The key difference of course is that even the dimmest ogrise wouldn’t protest a vaccinations during a pandemic. They might attempt to murder a cartoon character or a multinational corporation with nothing more than a spiked club, but they’re not quite that stupid. Ogrise also have extreme regenerative abilities such that when one suffers what is normally a fatal wound — such as being cut in half, exploded, or pulped — any large enough pieces will regenerate into a new ogrise. The new ogrise may suffer significant memory loss but are otherwise perfectly healthy adults. Additional research has determined that dismemberment is actually the primary way of reproduction as ogrise lack any sexual organs of note. Unlike other creatures from the planes of Chaos, ogrise do not “bud”; violence seems to be the only way they reproduce which suggests that their leaps in logic and other bouts of mind-boggling stupidity is actually an evolutionary measure to propagate the species. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/43-ogrise/2022/02/08/
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One of the more terrifying creatures from the Chaos Zone is the cerebral chaoworm, a parasitical worm that consumes the brain of its host and commandeers its body. Unlike other traditional parasites, cerebral chaoworms are sentient creatures with individual cultures based on geography. They choose their hosts carefully and often work with other creatures for a mutual goal. Many cerebreal chaoworms have taken it upon themselves to be part of the Chaos Zone’s line of defence from corporate interests, taking over executives and steering them away from interdimensional business. Cerebral chaoworms take over a host through the eye socket, burrowing into the brain and replacing one of the host’s eyes with their own singular orb. Reproduction involves repurposing the host’s reproductive system for their own purposes, creating a new chaoworm from the organs involved. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/44-cerebral-chaoworm/2022/02/16/
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The iaial (pronounced EE-ae-EE-ael) of the Chaos Zone is a massive worm or leech-like creature with a peculiar diet. It subsists entirely on a concept, and when that concept passes underneath its perch (it affixes itself to a high place using its suction cup and mucus) it stretches down to devour it. Consumption is rapid but the digestive process does not kill the physical form but rather transforms it. So a creature that consumes ‘cute’ concepts will transform a ‘cute’ individual into a different form (effectively the iaial’s waste product). Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/45-iaial/2022/03/10/
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There are many fairy tales of mysterious, creepy little men who perform miraculous deeds but at a price, such as in the story of Rumplestiltskin. What these tales don’t include is that for every magical faerie-man there are a hundred far less magical, less talented men from the Void of Gloom. Collectively they are the richatyl, and while the powerful ones like Rumplestiltskin can weave straw into gold, the more typical richatyl can do things like slightly improve one’s social status in exchange for room and board, weave wool from grass in exchange for a sandwich and a beer, or rid a place of vermin for minor sexual favours. Not that these are bad trades, but it doesn’t get them any book deals. Type: GLOOM Strong Vs: Horny Stupid Weak Vs: Anger Cute https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/46-richatyl/2022/03/12/
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