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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG PIXILATED TITTIES!!! :D

:69snypa:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:mamacita:

Medicinal Penguin
May 19, 2006

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Full disclosure I owned the ASCII GRIP one-handed controller for PlayStationTM but I only used it for Final Fantasy 7 so I can’t really vouch if it was good for tuggin or not.

You were playing Final Fantasy wrong then, my dude

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


No one has created the control scheme needed to bring porn games into the current generation. We need like, the skate controls of sex games.

Because afaik current porn games are boring anime rpgs or like, click here to watch some 3d renders boning, then click again to cum or whatev

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

click again to cum
Like a cattle prod to the prostate

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

No one has created the control scheme needed to bring porn games into the current generation. We need like, the skate controls of sex games.

Because afaik current porn games are boring anime rpgs or like, click here to watch some 3d renders boning, then click again to cum or whatev

There used to be some variety at least, I played Lula back when it was fairly new and I was too young. It's a pretty decent adventure/porn empire tycoon simulator from what I remember.



Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

what's the deal with hitlerina on the floor there?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Junk posted:

what's the deal with hitlerina on the floor there?

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I met two people in a mmog porn game that were actually using teledildonics while they played. One was in France, the other in Florida. The girl in Florida had some sort of reverse strap-on vibrator/dildo thing and she could give control of it to her friend in France. They'd hook up their avatars in game in a bedroom, sex dungeon, alleyway or whatever and go at it, while running the dildo at the same time. Florida girl did mention it was expensive to run it, and I didn't ask the specifics. I assume it was bandwidth/data or electricity.

I was all, "holy poo poo, the future is here!"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Junk posted:

what's the deal with hitlerina on the floor there?

It's the mouse cursor IIRAC

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Remember GTA clone Bonetown with Ron Jeremy? One of the first missions was to get a 'gummer' from a toothless elderly prostitute.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

turn a fleshlight into a controller and use it to play doom imo

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

mobby_6kl posted:

There used to be some variety at least, I played Lula back when it was fairly new and I was too young. It's a pretty decent adventure/porn empire tycoon simulator from what I remember.





This triggered a memory from my teenage years and I googled it: apparently this game was successful enough to spawn a Pinball version, a sci-fi sequel, a 3D third person adventure game that was roundly panned and an MMO that only turned it's servers off in 2018 :wtc:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Bacon Terrorist posted:

This triggered a memory from my teenage years and I googled it: apparently this game was successful enough to spawn a Pinball version, a sci-fi sequel, a 3D third person adventure game that was roundly panned and an MMO that only turned it's servers off in 2018 :wtc:

What do you expect? It's German.

I remember seeing the box for Wet Attack in Virgin megastores decades ago. I had already read enough reviews of porn games in PC Format to know that it would be terrible. I googled Wet Attack and I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6OKsVASRM

Yeah, that's a Lula lookalike competition in Germany. It might be youtube but it's very NSFW - outside of Germany I suppose.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Bloop posted:

A PlayStation controller with a real Dpad :captainpop:

God drat, lmao

There's a series of games I've seen on Steam that play like :nws:Zelda, Castlevania and Metroidvania:nws: that actually look fairly decent for scratching that retro game itch but they're loaded with tons of hentai. They look legit fun but I can't bring myself to buy them and have people see that poo poo on my account, because lmao.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

The Bananana posted:

Let's all pitch in and make one!

Do you want swap.avi? Because that's how you get swap.avi.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Hairy Right Hook posted:

I know this sounds weird but hear me out: Big. Horny. Lizards.

The 90s Dinosaur sitcom, but like.. horny. Like Earl wants to gently caress :quagmire:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG PIXILATED TITTIES!!! :D

:69snypa:

Hatew that poo poo

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
Play being a Dik, op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG PIXILATED TITTIES!!! :D

:69snypa:

If you change a few pixels between two frames it looks like the titties are bouncing :D

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

If you change a few pixels between two frames it looks like the titties are bouncing :D

:allbuttons:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
You got the two Hunnipop games that are a solid bejeweled clone where if you when you get to see chicks get bare with each other. There's also House Party where its like a 3d adventure game that you can bang chicks (or dudes if that's your thing too). House Party is legit enough the guys from Game Grumps are in it?

There is also a huge culture of visual novels made with Ren'ply that I discovered existed recently, but because they seem to be almost exclusively about banging your family, or even worse so :yikes: on that part.

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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Mass effect seemed halfway there, i had to consult gamefaqs to figure out how to sidestep all my crew members aggressively coming on to shepard every five minutes.

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