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Bingo Bango had a dream where in order to read every issue of Cable she had to pass a series of challenges. One of them was having lunch with our very stylish friend from college and his boyfriend. Usually a very easy task joyfully accomplished. But in this dream he was obsessed with this novelty kind of furniture where basically they would use a spell or sci-fi gun to turn prisoners into tables/chairs/etc.. He kept showing her these coffee table books and going like, isn't this awful? I can't stop thinking about it. So she snuck out into his garden and ate a ton of tomatoes and basil which fulfilled "having lunch with him" on a technicality and she got to read Cable.
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I had a dream where I was playing a game all night and the game deducted points from me to punish me for being unhealthy. |
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Jul 3, 2023 09:51
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I had a dream where a minor nuclear holocaust was necessary to inaugurate the final triumph of socialism. Isn't that Posadaism or something? |
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Jul 7, 2023 07:13
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Prurient Squid posted:I had a dream where a minor nuclear holocaust was necessary to inaugurate the final triumph of socialism. Isn't that Posadaism or something? I'm definitely no political scholar but sounds kind of like Blanquism.
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Jul 7, 2023 09:46
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I worked at a bank. but the building was akin to a castle or church; it had a large, wide main hall with a high arched ceiling, and large, tall windows with long, billowing curtains letting in deep golden afternoon light. branching from the main hall were little rooms used as offices. my coworker aaron staton unsuccessfully asked for a raise from our boss, jessie buckley. so he threatened to quit. seizing my opportunity, I also threatened to quit. she took me into her office, which looked more like a meeting room with a long table and many chairs in the middle, and she asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted to know why we were here, what we were doing, and if it mattered at all. she said, "well that's a brainless question," and then I woke up |
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Jul 7, 2023 13:06
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I'd like to draw my dreams. |
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Jul 11, 2023 16:41
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Jul 12, 2023 14:35
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I dreamt that someone rammed me on the freeway and my car got scratched, then somebody wanted to buy my scratched up car so I could buy a new one. Unfourtunately after talking to the guy about selling my car the breaks failed and my car started rolling down the freeway by itself and ended up totalled so the guy didn't want to buy it anymore. |
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Jul 12, 2023 14:53
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not sure how you got a picture of the inside of my skull??? |
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Jul 12, 2023 21:43
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Started an amusement park for videographers called Perfect Loop. The camera rolls while you barrel down a ridiculous slide, there’s also a duplicate of the set at the end of the slide where a second camera captures you coming out of a hole. Every single experience in the park creates a perfect visual loop. The gift shop has a bunch of tauruses in candy textures, lizard textures, and poop turd textures, all hanging from heavy gold chains you wear around your neck. |
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Jul 13, 2023 10:34
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My latest one was set back when I was in high school. Somehow a war had started and drones and planes were dropping bombs and blowing huge chunks out of the ground. I thought "hey, they're only gonna bomb the cities right? So I should go back to my old home in the country." And then it kinda turned into a cool road trip with me and a friend.
I am a patient they. |
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Jul 14, 2023 08:14
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i dreamt that i was watching tv and a film called sherlock holmes: a game of shadows (day edition) was on. it was just the second guy ritchie sherlock holmes film but all the scenes that take place at night were replaced by identical scenes shot in broad daylight
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Jul 27, 2023 09:55
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I had a dream I wrote a book. |
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Jul 27, 2023 16:17
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I inherited my grandmother's mansion in her will, but it was haunted by her and she got me in the end. it was actually pretty narratively coherent, which is unusual for my dreams |
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Jul 27, 2023 20:58
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I'm doing Rubix cube stuff and I keep having Rubix cube dreams. Last night I dreamt about Rubix cube monopoly. |
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Jul 29, 2023 10:02
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Oh man. I'm sorry. Monopoly is probably the worst boardgame people actually play for some reason. After Risk I guess.
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Jul 29, 2023 14:29
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I had a dream I was exploring the interior of a mansion house with high class furniture and stuff. Also the line "country supper" from Shakespeare came into my head. This line is thought to be a bawdy double entendre refering to cunnilingus. |
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Aug 1, 2023 09:53
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Can't remember overarching "plot", so here are some details I remember: - Piloting a car / starfighter in which the main "screen" where the front windshield would be only shows an approximation of the outside, in a laggy, "painted" way. You had to install a mod (like a video game mod) to see through the screen outside normally. - I had to collect "mysteryknifes" to use a sword and my powers. I had to go to these friendly, giant stone titans in different "levels" in order to get more. - I was rooming at a house as part of a team of heroes (we took turns piloting the spaceship / car from earlier). There were only 2 bedrooms, and there were 4 of us. Even worse, a few mafia guys had taken over one of the bedrooms, and (ineffectually) threatened us if we tried to sleep in there. |
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Jan 5, 2024 04:32
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Farecoal I need to tell you your cat is incredible. My recent 2 dreams this morning: Establishments with dancefloors opt in for visual "flourishes" that can be synchronized worldwide, and on this day, it's a pattern of dollar bills. Instructions for a video transition where clip A folds into a paper airplane and cruises forward through a spiral slinky tube, opening up and resolving in clip B, the host's closing mouth to a medium shot where they continue talent VO. |
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Jan 5, 2024 05:50
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- There was an archangel (I think it was Metatron?) in human form who ran a small shop in a strip mall. - It looked sort of like a regular chain clothing store, but he also sold other things. It was more like a general store. There was also a shelf behind the counter with random free items you could take. - He also sold weed. Metatron was into it, but in a refined, gentlemanly way. Think if Aziraphale from Good Omens was really into weed instead of books. - There were a couple of showers (cubicles with frosted glass doors) among the clothing racks. You could just strip naked and take a shower if you wanted. Next to each shower there was a small metal container with a hinged door that has heated underwear in them for after your shower (like the heated towel you might get after a haircut). - There was a dial next to the register that went from to 1 to 10. It determined the quality of the things sold in the store. You could change it freely, but Metatron didn't like it when it was set at 10 (because he thought leaving it there would make customers lazy and decadent) and he would try to sneakily put it back to 1 when you weren't looking. - The whole store was also an elevator. We went down to Hell. I got shot by a death demon, but Metatron saved me. They weren't able to defeat each other, since they were completely equally matched and their powers cancelled each other out. |
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Jan 6, 2024 19:27
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drat, a heated underwear dispenser for after a shower... That is some next level luxury. |
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Jan 6, 2024 19:59
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I had too many wives and was staying in someone else's house, with a recessed conversation pit in the living room and floor to ceiling windows overlooking a forest and a creek. A murder had gone down somewhere else, but a detective with a shag haircut and sideburns with a sort of kelly green turtleneck sweater and blazer combo was poking around the place. Everybody was mad at me for some reason (I wasn't the murderer) so I walked down the road to a national state park-type visitor center where what initially appeared to be a beautiful bookstore turned out to just be empty wooden bookshelves with the spines of books painted onto the fronts and sides. I pawed at them futilely as a feeling of dread descended.
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Jan 19, 2024 11:54
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Hey, do you mind if I stay at your place for a couple of days? They're fumigating my house for wives. |
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Jan 19, 2024 12:59
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I watched dunc 2 and it was bafflingly edited. lots of scenes ended abruptly without resolution, shots appeared out of order, characters even spoke with the wrong voices. the most coherent (yet still blatantly wrong) part was when—actual spoilers for the dune novel by frank herbert—paul tells chani he intends to make her his concubine after he marries irulan, chani (unlike in the novel) gets vocally upset about how hosed an arrangement that is and paul gets defensive and starts whining at her, affecting some kind of high pitched spoiled eight year old voice. "chaniiiii come onnnnn! I wanna be the emperorrrrr  "
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Jan 19, 2024 16:52
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A new treat had hit the scene and it was Snickers with chicken mcnugget-style meat inside, and my brother and mother were ALL the way on board, plus living with me. Long conversations about how Snickers could be breakfast now that they had meat. With dawning horror I realized that now dogs would want a taste more than ever.
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Jan 24, 2024 19:14
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I gotta have that greasy Snickers!! I was eating at a restaurant, with some friends I think? It was pretty vague. One of them told me that it has been scientifically proven that the average person will lose 90% of their vision, hearing, and sense of touch between the age of 20 and the age of 30. I immediately accepted this as fact and became very sad about not being able to enjoy music as much. |
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Jan 24, 2024 22:27
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My roommate was being experimented in at a cross between a mall and Black Mesa so I put on fallout power armor to go save her. Even had a hand mounted minigun.
I am a patient they. |
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Feb 4, 2024 20:56
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I had a dream I was singing Human League songs with some guy. I guess this dream is an achievable one and is called karaoke. |
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Feb 14, 2024 11:46
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A high shelf was piled with delicious looking nectarines but I couldn't get them because they were too high for me to reach without standing on a nearby bench and a couple were having sex on the bench. It was very annoying to me. I tried to roll them off the bench with a nearby rake but they were holding fast and when I woke up I wondered why I didn't just use the rake to knock down the nectarines.
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I had a dream where I'd left the door unlocked overnight and then criminals had stolen my consoles. Then they came back to my house to try to sell me it back to me and they looked scummy. |
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Feb 16, 2024 10:41
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New NASCAR cars became completely silent, so audience members were told to collectively make the engine noises |
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Feb 17, 2024 15:27
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Farecoal posted:New NASCAR cars became completely silent, so audience members were told to collectively make the engine noises this is what the future will be. because of woke
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I had a nightmare - I was on the outer deck third floor of this plantation-style house, though the setting felt a little more urban. I was with a woman, and we were watching some kind of RC car racing or something going on inside, through the window. But something caught our eye through the opposite window, an unusually tall man carrying a tambourine, couldn't see his head because the other window didn't stretch up that far, and he was walking towards some random person who was sitting and enjoying themselves, not looking in his direction. Before we could move or say anything, the tall man slapped the tambourine down over the person's head and garroted them with it. The woman and I panicked and moved quickly to get to some stairs, but we noticed that the tall man had noticed us, and was starting to pursue. We got down one floor and ducked inside a fancy looking bedroom, where we were joined by another guy. (yeah, I know, why not run all the way downstairs and out the door, but hey dream logic). The other guy was insistent that this room had some sort of secret passage, we just had to find it. So we're scrambling around looking for any hidden doors or triggers - I was in the en suite bathroom poking around some mirrors when I heard an exclamation from the other room. I came back in, and one of the closet doors was pulled outwards into the room, like a sliding bookcase, to reveal a stairway going down. We start heading down the stairs, and on the way down, I notice a little card posted on the side of the stairs with a picture of Madonna on it that says something along the lines of 'The exit is through 20(c).34'. I figure that's important and try to flash memorize it as we're descending, and we get to the next level down, where there's three different ways to proceed - two different hallways, with signs that have some other number/letter combos on them, and another staircase heading downwards with a sign saying 20(c).34. I get the other two people to follow me down the other staircase, where it dumps us into this medium/large room that feels half like a lab and half like a sewer, and the immediately noticeable thing is that there are 6-10 manhole-sized hatches in the far wall. They're labeled with a sign above each, and half of them are the names of Scooby Doo characters; like, the one that says Shaggy is a green sign with purple 60's comic sans style font. My brain starts to try to figure out whether going through these will turn you into that particular character or whatnot, or merely end up with you dressed like them, but is immediately overridden by the part of the brain that is urging me to move as fast as possible, because we're being pursued. I sprint towards the nearest hatch, which has a sign which is black with a pink neon script saying 'XXX Hot' over the top. As I'm pulling the hatch open and starting to crawl inside, I briefly wonder whether I should have gotten in one of the Scooby Doo hatches, but that's when I hear the tambourine behind me. I glance backwards between my legs, and the tall man is at the bottom of the stairs already. The woman I was with was moving fast enough that she should have gotten into a hatch by now, but the guy we met in the fancy bedroom was dawdling, and not fully in his hatch yet. I shriek at him to move faster, and try to launch myself forward. Which wakes me up. |
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Was it him? Mr. Tambourine Man?? (also drat your dream had a consistent story, that's cool) |
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Feb 21, 2024 01:04
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Farecoal posted:Was it him? Mr. Tambourine Man?? lol, yeah, it was such an unusual yet specific spree killer for a dream. I spent a little while after waking up trying to rationalize whether the guy with me made it or not, or maybe only got partially hurt. Most of my dreams have consistent stories, but it's rare for me to remember the thread of them unless I wake up suddenly during the middle of it, which largely occurs during either a nightmare or a high-intensity jolt. |
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Feb 21, 2024 02:02
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I dreamt I saw a documentary online about how big of a sneakerhead the emperor from Star Wars is. It showed his many sneakers. It disgusted me. "This guy has killed millions? He oppresses his subjects?? And this show just wants to show off his SNEAKERS?" I bolted out of my office to complain to this to complain to Bingo Bang and discovered that she had bought donuts, which looked delicious. I asked if I could have one and she said of course, yes. When I woke up I realized we did not have any donuts and felt so mournful that later on I took a nap to see if I'd dream of donuts again. I didn't, and it hadn't occurred to me until now that I could have gone out and bought some real life ones.
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- I was on a road trip with my mom and dad, somewhere in the rural Midwest. We say three huge grain silos, one of which was half in ruin (apparently because of an explosion), and we decided to stop there. At the base was a ramshackle diner where we we stopped for lunch. My brothers also met us there, apparently by complete coincidence. Then more people started showing up, and the cafe proprietor, a man who looked a lot like Weird Al, came out and started the leading the other customers in right-wing chants (I don't remember the exact topics). My family and I decided we had to leave, but it turned out we were suddenly on an island. The cafe owner began to chase us to the docks, where we found a boat. One of my brothers stayed behind to fend the owner off while we escaped. He threw a spear right through the owner's chest, but he wasn't at all affected and tackled my brother into the water and began to stab him as they sank. - Then, the dream shifted to an alternate universe where I was being sent to a summer camp by my parents. I really didn't want to go, which turned out to be the correct reaction since the summer camp was the same island from the first part. The camp director was the same weird owner. This time there were also other staff members, and a bunch of other kids of various ages. They had pretty much all drunk the Kool Aid, and all bullied each other and me relentlessly over the slightest stuff (especially for doing anything "gay"). I was kept in a room inside the same diner building, where I tried to think up a way to escape. The director kept trying to stop me, including "accidentally" breaking my phone and giving me a new one that he monitored (luckily I brought my own backup). I finally found a way out through dream logic: since I was the heir to a kingdom (?), I would be allowed to go home if a war broke out since I had to help lead our armies (??). Using one of the camp office computers, I was able to orchestrate a war between my kingdom and a neighboring tribe. The director, very reluctantly, informed me that I would be going out on the next boat back home. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to tell if my plan worked in the end because my alarm woke me up. - Also, one of the camp staff kept clogging the toilets! |
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I was dead and I wanted to post about it on facebook. then the doctor or someone said that my body had ejaculated except he said "an emission" and I just knew what he meant despite the ambiguity. And I was strangely proud of this. Then I went into a classroom with closed curtains and I tried to open the curtains. Then I was in a store and some woman I didn't know was giving me money for dental products but she gave me way too much. She gave me £75 and I had £25 change so I rushed about trying to find her to give her her change back. But I couldn't find her. |
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Feb 24, 2024 10:02
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I was put in cuffs by a birdman police officer and as he was taking me to the cruiser I noticed some other bird people walking by and got a genius idea. I told the officer “Oh you can’t arrest me because of uh, bird wars!” and he was like “What is bird wars?” and I shoved him into the crowd of bird people and shouted “BIRD WARS!!!” and all the other bird people shouted “BIRD WARS!!!” and started beating the crap out of each other.
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I had a dream that I had to leave for my flight IMMEDIATELY but I hadn't packed.
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