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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The dream I just had was that I was in bed and my bed was really close to the wall so I could see the light switch and the was a weird insect on the light switch and I was trying to wack it and get it off and then a voice said "the final goal of socialism has to be represented in the movement of the present". And then I awoke.

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had an amazing dream last night and this is what I wrote about it when I woke up

"Trapped in an art installation of a post ironic hell"


e: Maybe it was like being trapped in a clicker game that was an intentional satire of consumerism and was more miserable the more intentional it was.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Oct 29, 2021

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where I was a juror on an accidental death case and I didn't think enough evidence existed to establish proximate cause so I voted Not Guilty.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Chrs posted:

last night I dreamed that I got banned from the site. there was a huge party in my city for something awfuls millionaire board members (lol) and one of their lawyers approached me and explained that sa was getting sued for a million dollars over the post that got me banned from the site and that I would be getting the bill. but its ok because if I just pay him 70 hell make it go away. I think the post was about someone being a dumbass for falling off a ladder.

Erm... the accidental death case in my dream was about someone falling off a ladder. :aaa:

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a pretty un-BYOB dream.

I dreamed I was going to a friends house and on the way they told me they thought their neighbours were child molesters. And then it turned out they'd actually confonted their neighbours about it and those neighbours were actually at the friends house right now! And I was terrified.

It turned out later in the dream that it was all a misunderstanding and it was really all about vampires. Also the house turned out to be a gothic mansion. A big deal was made out of the wattage of a particular bulb that obscured an old piece of text on the wall.

I awoke in terror, the dream unconcluded.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Last night I dreamed I was 6" tall and trying to hit on a woman with a big butt and no legs who hovered. Also I was Bart Simpson.

Also, I was Luke Skywalker trying to get into Jabba's palace and when I got inside I went searching for weapons but all I found was a working condom machine.

Also I dreamed I had a hard time taking out the trash because my feet really hurt.

This sounds to me like it's to do with the transition to adulthood and the troubles and temptations therein.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
My dream.

I was in a room and the floor was full of sleeping bunny rabbits. I tried to slip by them to get to the door and then one of them woke up and started and then they all started to wake up and it occured to me that if I cornered them they could turn on me and attack so I fled without even closing the door (which means that they could get out).

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I think I dreamed that I made a post in BYOB that was "my fetish barely disguised as a joke" and then I went back and it was really obvious and I cringed.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where the original Cowboy Bebop was a card game anime based in a high school and was really low quality.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Viginti Septem posted:

Sorry for the bad formatting, just woke up, wanted to get this jotted down.

Childhood neighborhood, came upon a huge patch of all varieties of shrooms, very colorful. Starting plucking them and shaking their seed all over other people's lawn like I was doing the bidding of the mushrooms to help them spread further. A few of the shrooms under some huge bush turned into really colorful alligators at one point and I was like ooh I need to get some pics of these up close. I broke out the phone and started setting up some great shots of the alligator heads before someone else was like get the gently caress outta here those are alligators and I almost got attacked.

Oh no. You just stirred an old British memory long thought lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9yA9BfQB4

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
An egg with legs that transports you to the land of the dead.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where I was playing the second Pheonix Wright game and there was a whole thing about a machiavelian magician or clown or something.

That might have just been the game though. I don't know?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

A new kind of Bobby Hill emerged from the kitchen floor and I pondered - was this the new KotH reboot? Why would I be having a premonition? Why now?

This... sounds like that scene from Terminator 2. Did the real bobby drop the coffee cup?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where there were these badgers that had evolved to be camoflaged so they look like a pack of wolves when they're just sleeping under the sun. And I picked one of them up because it was cute.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream it was HOGMANY. And I was in a pub and there was guiness all round and really good times.

e: my mam thinks that this is my body unconciously telling me that I need nutrients that are found in guiness.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:28 on May 3, 2022

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream Darth Vader painted himself pink bit by bit and then did the same with his car.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where I won the trial and was released from prison and celebrated by gonig to a William Shatner exhibition but I was the only one who turned up.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I dreamt I was tucking in my bedsheets really nice and comfy. But then I was doing something else, blacking out the windows of an automobile in preperation for the "perfect crime" except after it disappered into the night a guy on a high tech motorcycle tried to run me down.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I was naked in Poland at night people's sprinklers from their houses were spraying me so I went
in a changing room to steal some clothes and tried to look inconspicuous.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream I was playing with a black rabbit.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I was walking down the path to someone's house at night. I was going to turn away when the door opened.
I said "hello my friend, I thought I saw a museum in your front window".
"why yes it is, come on in"
And I spent the evening gazing at all his vintage merch with the graphics on the packages.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

was it the black rabbit of inl

Maybe it was Jesus?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I went to room where children were being dressed up in old timey military uniforms and hats.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
My last dream Otacon had built this secret branch with all his hidden money. But he needed to get it (to get out of dodge?) so he clambered up and the whole thing collapsed and maybe someone stole it?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

How Wonderful! posted:

its powerpoint slides made no sense.

That's crocodiles for you.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Looks like the crocodile academic mafia are closing ranks again.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A bunch of gangsters are kidnapping someone. Then one of the gangsters who is a woman goes into another room and starts streaming video games on the internet because that's her hobby.

I wake up and say "that's genius" but on reflection it isn't really. It's just a thing.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A female engineer becomes a superhero and builds something to stop the bad guy but as she does it she creates her ideal man in a sort of Geordie Laforge style. And it's sort of like making Rem Lezar. Also the guy looks like a black charlie day.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I went on the park and part of the water had turned red. Then I went on Google maps later and large swathes of the oceans had turned red and there was a warning. Nine paradigms are happening all at once.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where I was playing a game all night and the game deducted points from me to punish me for being unhealthy.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where a minor nuclear holocaust was necessary to inaugurate the final triumph of socialism. Isn't that Posadaism or something?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I'd like to draw my dreams.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream I wrote a book.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I'm doing Rubix cube stuff and I keep having Rubix cube dreams.

Last night I dreamt about Rubix cube monopoly.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream I was exploring the interior of a mansion house with high class furniture and stuff. Also the line "country supper" from Shakespeare came into my head. This line is thought to be a bawdy double entendre refering to cunnilingus.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream I was singing Human League songs with some guy. I guess this dream is an achievable one and is called karaoke.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I had a dream where I'd left the door unlocked overnight and then criminals had stolen my consoles. Then they came back to my house to try to sell me it back to me and they looked scummy.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I was dead and I wanted to post about it on facebook. then the doctor or someone said that my body had ejaculated except he said "an emission" and I just knew what he meant despite the ambiguity. And I was strangely proud of this. Then I went into a classroom with closed curtains and I tried to open the curtains. Then I was in a store and some woman I didn't know was giving me money for dental products but she gave me way too much. She gave me 75 and I had 25 change so I rushed about trying to find her to give her her change back. But I couldn't find her.

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Prurient Squid

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A very extreme dream. There were human bodies flying down a staircase seemingly made of plaster and shattering
to pieces. And these people were real people that were dying. And I was saying to myself
"99.9% of the dead bodies I've seen in my life I've seen in the last hour".

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