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The dream I just had was that I was in bed and my bed was really close to the wall so I could see the light switch and the was a weird insect on the light switch and I was trying to wack it and get it off and then a voice said "the final goal of socialism has to be represented in the movement of the present". And then I awoke.
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Apr 25, 2024 06:01
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I had an amazing dream last night and this is what I wrote about it when I woke up
"Trapped in an art installation of a post ironic hell"
e: Maybe it was like being trapped in a clicker game that was an intentional satire of consumerism and was more miserable the more intentional it was.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Oct 29, 2021
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Oct 29, 2021 14:57
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I had a dream where I was a juror on an accidental death case and I didn't think enough evidence existed to establish proximate cause so I voted Not Guilty.
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Dec 4, 2021 16:08
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last night I dreamed that I got banned from the site. there was a huge party in my city for something awful’s millionaire board members (lol) and one of their lawyers approached me and explained that sa was getting sued for a million dollars over the post that got me banned from the site and that I would be getting the bill. but it’s ok because if I just pay him £70 he’ll make it go away. I think the post was about someone being a dumbass for falling off a ladder.
Erm... the accidental death case in my dream was about someone falling off a ladder. 
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Dec 6, 2021 02:04
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I had a pretty un-BYOB dream.
I dreamed I was going to a friends house and on the way they told me they thought their neighbours were child molesters. And then it turned out they'd actually confonted their neighbours about it and those neighbours were actually at the friends house right now! And I was terrified.
It turned out later in the dream that it was all a misunderstanding and it was really all about vampires. Also the house turned out to be a gothic mansion. A big deal was made out of the wattage of a particular bulb that obscured an old piece of text on the wall.
I awoke in terror, the dream unconcluded.
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Dec 8, 2021 14:03
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Last night I dreamed I was 6" tall and trying to hit on a woman with a big butt and no legs who hovered. Also I was Bart Simpson.
Also, I was Luke Skywalker trying to get into Jabba's palace and when I got inside I went searching for weapons but all I found was a working condom machine.
Also I dreamed I had a hard time taking out the trash because my feet really hurt.
This sounds to me like it's to do with the transition to adulthood and the troubles and temptations therein.
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Dec 13, 2021 03:01
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My dream.
I was in a room and the floor was full of sleeping bunny rabbits. I tried to slip by them to get to the door and then one of them woke up and started and then they all started to wake up and it occured to me that if I cornered them they could turn on me and attack so I fled without even closing the door (which means that they could get out).
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Dec 19, 2021 03:53
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I think I dreamed that I made a post in BYOB that was "my fetish barely disguised as a joke" and then I went back and it was really obvious and I cringed.
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Dec 28, 2021 10:38
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I had a dream where the original Cowboy Bebop was a card game anime based in a high school and was really low quality.
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Jan 10, 2022 12:59
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Sorry for the bad formatting, just woke up, wanted to get this jotted down.
Childhood neighborhood, came upon a huge patch of all varieties of shrooms, very colorful. Starting plucking them and shaking their seed all over other people's lawn like I was doing the bidding of the mushrooms to help them spread further. A few of the shrooms under some huge bush turned into really colorful alligators at one point and I was like ooh I need to get some pics of these up close. I broke out the phone and started setting up some great shots of the alligator heads before someone else was like get the gently caress outta here those are alligators and I almost got attacked.
Oh no. You just stirred an old British memory long thought lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9yA9BfQB4
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Jan 11, 2022 13:40
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An egg with legs that transports you to the land of the dead.
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Feb 26, 2022 12:31
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I had a dream where I was playing the second Pheonix Wright game and there was a whole thing about a machiavelian magician or clown or something.
That might have just been the game though. I don't know?
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Apr 17, 2022 17:35
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A new kind of Bobby Hill emerged from the kitchen floor and I pondered - was this the new KotH reboot? Why would I be having a premonition? Why now?
This... sounds like that scene from Terminator 2. Did the real bobby drop the coffee cup?
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Apr 17, 2022 18:47
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I had a dream where there were these badgers that had evolved to be camoflaged so they look like a pack of wolves when they're just sleeping under the sun. And I picked one of them up because it was cute.
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Apr 19, 2022 10:21
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I had a dream it was HOGMANY. And I was in a pub and there was guiness all round and really good times.
e: my mam thinks that this is my body unconciously telling me that I need nutrients that are found in guiness.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:28 on May 3, 2022
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May 3, 2022 10:25
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I had a dream Darth Vader painted himself pink bit by bit and then did the same with his car.
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Jul 22, 2022 22:38
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I had a dream where I won the trial and was released from prison and celebrated by gonig to a William Shatner exhibition but I was the only one who turned up.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:35
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I dreamt I was tucking in my bedsheets really nice and comfy. But then I was doing something else, blacking out the windows of an automobile in preperation for the "perfect crime" except after it disappered into the night a guy on a high tech motorcycle tried to run me down.
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Sep 11, 2022 14:14
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I was naked in Poland at night people's sprinklers from their houses were spraying me so I went
in a changing room to steal some clothes and tried to look inconspicuous.
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Oct 9, 2022 11:36
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I had a dream I was playing with a black rabbit.
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Feb 27, 2023 10:07
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I was walking down the path to someone's house at night. I was going to turn away when the door opened.
I said "hello my friend, I thought I saw a museum in your front window".
"why yes it is, come on in"
And I spent the evening gazing at all his vintage merch with the graphics on the packages.
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Feb 28, 2023 11:52
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was it the black rabbit of inlé
Maybe it was Jesus?
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Feb 28, 2023 12:44
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I went to room where children were being dressed up in old timey military uniforms and hats.
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May 1, 2023 12:08
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My last dream Otacon had built this secret branch with all his hidden money. But he needed to get it (to get out of dodge?) so he clambered up and the whole thing collapsed and maybe someone stole it?
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May 2, 2023 09:11
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its powerpoint slides made no sense.
That's crocodiles for you.
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May 8, 2023 08:02
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Looks like the crocodile academic mafia are closing ranks again.
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May 9, 2023 17:31
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A bunch of gangsters are kidnapping someone. Then one of the gangsters who is a woman goes into another room and starts streaming video games on the internet because that's her hobby.
I wake up and say "that's genius" but on reflection it isn't really. It's just a thing.
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Jun 26, 2023 09:10
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A female engineer becomes a superhero and builds something to stop the bad guy but as she does it she creates her ideal man in a sort of Geordie Laforge style. And it's sort of like making Rem Lezar. Also the guy looks like a black charlie day.
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Jun 28, 2023 09:09
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I went on the park and part of the water had turned red. Then I went on Google maps later and large swathes of the oceans had turned red and there was a warning. Nine paradigms are happening all at once.
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Jun 30, 2023 09:02
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I had a dream where I was playing a game all night and the game deducted points from me to punish me for being unhealthy.
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Jul 3, 2023 09:51
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I had a dream where a minor nuclear holocaust was necessary to inaugurate the final triumph of socialism. Isn't that Posadaism or something?
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Jul 7, 2023 07:13
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I'd like to draw my dreams.
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Jul 11, 2023 16:41
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I had a dream I wrote a book.
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Jul 27, 2023 16:17
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I'm doing Rubix cube stuff and I keep having Rubix cube dreams.
Last night I dreamt about Rubix cube monopoly.
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Jul 29, 2023 10:02
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I had a dream I was exploring the interior of a mansion house with high class furniture and stuff. Also the line "country supper" from Shakespeare came into my head. This line is thought to be a bawdy double entendre refering to cunnilingus.
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Aug 1, 2023 09:53
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I had a dream I was singing Human League songs with some guy. I guess this dream is an achievable one and is called karaoke.
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Feb 14, 2024 11:46
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I had a dream where I'd left the door unlocked overnight and then criminals had stolen my consoles. Then they came back to my house to try to sell me it back to me and they looked scummy.
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Feb 16, 2024 10:41
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I was dead and I wanted to post about it on facebook. then the doctor or someone said that my body had ejaculated except he said "an emission" and I just knew what he meant despite the ambiguity. And I was strangely proud of this. Then I went into a classroom with closed curtains and I tried to open the curtains. Then I was in a store and some woman I didn't know was giving me money for dental products but she gave me way too much. She gave me £75 and I had £25 change so I rushed about trying to find her to give her her change back. But I couldn't find her.
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Apr 25, 2024 06:01
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A very extreme dream. There were human bodies flying down a staircase seemingly made of plaster and shattering
to pieces. And these people were real people that were dying. And I was saying to myself
"99.9% of the dead bodies I've seen in my life I've seen in the last hour".
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