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Had a dream someone posted a link, and I clicked on it. It led to a simple scrolling shooter game set over like circuitboards and poo poo. Then it hikacked my phone so the only thing it'd open to is a grid with my and 8 other peoples' cameras (the first 9 to open it) showing us in bizarre demonic filters. Anyone who joined after was a spectator. There was some weird series of puzzles for us to solve, presumably for our device's freedom. Like combining what each of our cameras showed together as a grid to show one big picture. Every attempt, though, would charge our bank accounts a donation to charity. I tried to PM the poster asking to switch with a spectator and was "fined" thousands. Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Dreamt a coworker(?) had their testicle on a little pedestal on their desk as an ornament, and I lost it. They were mad at me because it was their backup copy, but I didn't understand why they would rely on an exterior teste if they still had a working internal one. Outside the body it surely wouldn't be in working order anyway.
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May 15, 2024 14:11
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The grocery's Employee of the Month wall had some mathematical secret that I didn't understand why it worked, only that it meant one thing: I had to eat employees of the month 30 through 40. I'd keep getting arrested, then having to break into the store again to steal another employee of the month photo and eat it.
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May 27, 2024 22:34
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How Wonderful! posted:I dreamt I had a zine called Hellgrammite that was based on Zoo Books. The new issue was called "Special spotlight on Adult yoda" & indeed focused on him. The inside fact file described him as a "sexually mature member of yaddle species" & the zine also featured an interview with a sneering, unnamed novelist. It also included serialized fiction & I dreamt of doing layouts for a chapter of an ongoing story about an elf whose apartment was overrun with storage boxes from a closed down college library. In a change of scene I sat moping at a lake with a woman, saying how much I regretted not being named "Alice," that the name Alice was pleasant & mysterious like holding up a seashell to your ear. She sneered just like the novelist & said I probably only thought that bc Alice sounds like lettuce and I'm such a big fan of lettuce. I knew that she was correct. this is amazing holy poo poo like even if you sliced this any way each section is good Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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May 31, 2024 02:29
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dreamt I was in a desert and thirsty I had a gatorade but every time I went to drink it, it'd turn into jello right before it got to my mouth Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Jul 3, 2024 04:45
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had a dream everything was spinning and all woozy, realized it was a dream but wasn't allowed to get up, just cut to black and let me feel like I was getting up over and over but it wouldn't work, then took that away and only let me breathe, then took that away and then I woke up :^(
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Aug 2, 2024 19:31
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harry potter but most of the movie was wizards chess tournaments in the dining hall and wizards chess now wasn't chess but instead battling monsters you summoned
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Sep 2, 2024 20:25
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Ominous Jazz posted:yu gi oh type dream I was gonna mention yu gi oh, but it didn't involve cards or cardgame rules or taking turns, but the rest of it, yes Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Sep 3, 2024 19:45
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clipped through a statue on a street corner and fell through to some sewers that weren't really part of the map, but they had those scary instakill sharks from spyro 2
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RavenousScoot posted:clipped through a statue on a street corner and fell through to some sewers that weren't really part of the map, but they had those scary instakill sharks from spyro 2 being eaten and just having the dream rewind a bit to do it again and the sharks having a more realistic shark texture didn't help Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Sep 4, 2024 12:30
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had a dream there were AI generated museums (maybe VR?) the 9/11 exhibit was like some endless runner type phone game looking thing with 4 people surfing on 4 other people to escape a cloud of debris billowing down the streets Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Sep 6, 2024 13:26
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Ominous Jazz posted:you can live your life more footloose. you can go out today and buy a skateboard or a sumo suit or both and get some for friends to play sumo skateboard bumpercars Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Sep 6, 2024 14:57
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a rapper (forget which one) opened a gas station that only accepted payment in tokens I needed gas and only had one token given out as a free promotion in an ad or something, but most people just threw theirs out the window, so I started scooping them up off the road while driving (guess my arms were now long enough and eyesight good enough to do this?) Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Sep 9, 2024 12:39
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dreamt I was in a theatre and it collapsed before I could get out, but the rubble was pretty cozy so I decided to tuck into my nook and nap there (within the dream)
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Oct 1, 2024 14:18
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also had a dream my wife and I found a sinister store under some docks called Spider's Photography and some other random couple was also there. A voice offered to take a picture "while the guys wait in the chainsaw maze" and before I could even react I was teleported into this backrooms barn/slaughterhouse type place and was trying to find the way out when chainsaw sounds started up somewhere behind me.
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Oct 1, 2024 15:57
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Ominous Jazz posted:was it a scary voice or just a normal voice just some guy saying it like it's a normal thing you're expected to do or even as if it's a courtesy he's providing Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Oct 1, 2024 16:55
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I was in the grocery store and everyone was painting their nipples yellow and heckling me for not, so I gave in to peer pressure
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Oct 4, 2024 14:27
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inside an anthill, the ants built a path around a magma lake (complete with a loch ness monster) and said that opportunities for antjobs like this haven't existed for generations, but now they're here with many more coming
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Oct 9, 2024 15:15
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old guru guy showing off paintings of himself and one had his forehead puckered like a cartoon mouth after eating a lemon he said it was from this one time he meditated too hard and his consciousness got stuck Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Oct 29, 2024 19:20
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there was a new line of toys where the proceeds went to a charity for the environment but the toys were these squishy/stretchy centipedes you'd swing around like nunchucks/a flail and when it bit you it'd really hurt a lot bad and the more you'd play with it, the more it hurt they also came in different flavors of animal hide not flavors of animal or meat hide and all the flavors of hide were stuff like crab Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Dec 25, 2024 04:08
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someone was drawing dicks and insults on photos all over in peoples' homes, and it was somehow realized a child psychic must be responsible SWAT pulled up to bust him, but stopped to feed the dogs before going in but they made sure the VIP got first dibs the german shepherds cleared the way for a puny, scruffy, deflated old pup the size of a rat to be placed into the food bowl, and he ate crunchies one by one that were so big they barely fit in his mouth until he looked like a satisfied little balloon Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Dec 31, 2024 15:09
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I had a nice little underground home and came up out of my bugs bunny hole to brush my teeth and school kids were walking past looking like wtf there was a cowboy with his head in the ground digging up one of my other rabbit holes and his guns were constantly firing even when holstered, so he was just rear end-up firing behind him into the air Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Jan 13, 2025 15:21
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was at a garden center that had a really long hiking trail at the end of it, but they closed while I was in the middle of it and opened an exit to the side of the trail that went to the parking lot for just such an occasion but since it was closed, I couldn't take the cart out and could only carry the plants out I could carry, and someone robbed and shot me in the parking lot this didn't really matter bc it just transitioned to a different dream in the same general area where I was convinced I regularly dreamed about the following (which of course meant it was a truth I was just "remembering" it) phantoms used to just kinda float around in the sky (more around halloween) but they were just a thing that were around like butterflies and are now just uncommon and everyone's memory of them was erased they were more like ornamental white sheet ghosts than humanoid looking ones Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Feb 11, 2025 13:56
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also looking at the sky, whether your eyes were open or closed, could give you sky images like just random pictures you could see by looking at the sky and this was a lost and forgotten thing people could do like looking up at the phantoms Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Feb 11, 2025 14:01
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I caught a giant 1ft long grasshopper (they like to play in the bush that tastes like worchestershire sauce) then I had to kidnap everyone in the area and move them 3 miles away bc they didn't believe a missile was coming (that one of them was responsible for calling the launch of at another while not having checked the blast radius) Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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I had to find all the hidden potatoes outside, but kept picking up rocks by accident
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xcheopis posted:The puffins are back at Seal Island, ME. Excellent chance to see "the greatest argument against Intelligent Design" and their glorious efforts at birding. watched some of this and put the AC on and fell asleep and it got too cold but I didn't want to get up to fix it so I dreamed even the puffins were chattering and shivering Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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Quadramind posted:I am reading about the ageing effects of exposure to direct sunlight. The sun causes an acceleration of ageing and the appearance of a death mask on the face, imprinting a grimace if a person is regularly unhappy, or a smiling skull if they habitually smile. I was surprised the dream could go on so long without forgetting about the sun thing then got to the end hah Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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like a week ago: guy who vaguely looks like Mark Wiens steals peoples' souls in the mall food court by making them take a selfie with him while he purses his lips and holds a mug that says, "KEEP PUMPING" last night: I delivered a weird alien baby (I am not a medical professional) with a flat head and no face but a mouth with a bunch of thin limbs I got worried about it, but it started crawling around like a bug, happy and healthy, and feeding like a little cleaner shrimp Thanks Rip!! :^)) code: |
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