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Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

kntfkr posted:

Everyone below this post is an rear end in a top hat.

everyone between these two posts is a double rear end in a top hat, yes even you

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 12:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

It�s not her name anymore if she�s legally changed it you dingus

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 02:03

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Malkof posted:

Just Dew it:

My (23 F) boyfriend (24 M) put Mountain Dew in my coffee to make "Mountain Dewfee" (yes really) and thought it would be "romantic".

Why am I imagining Andy Dwyer doing this to try and impress Ann

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 13:10

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Why am I picturing the dewfee guy as Andy Dwyer

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 03:06

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

teen witch posted:

That is 100 percent bait and I yearn to know what really happened

However:

This looks like it could be Australia, in which case I guarantee absolutely nobody gave any thought to the implications of that.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 12:45

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Sadly I think they changed the name of the brand of cheese named Coon.

At the risk of continuing a days-old derail, they're calling it Cheer now. Same packaging, same branding, just with the word "Cheer" in place of "Coon".

Yes, people were mad about it.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 00:56

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Adopting a pet you can�t properly care for then expecting everyone else to do the work is a huge rear end in a top hat move.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 11:12

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Dazerbeams posted:

Obligatory request of the story where the woman was expected to allow all the male members of her fianc�s family to inspect her hymen before the wedding.

Seconded, if only out of sheer morbid curiosity.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 03:15

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

pentyne posted:

My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.

My god it�s worse than I imagined

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 03:29

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

gently caress nazis

# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 00:36

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

For the love of god please stop engaging with carry on then

# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 22:31

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Mushrooms don�t belong near food.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 02:41

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Beachcomber posted:

Except we can share because mushroom people are superior.

Mods � !?

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 03:18

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Angry steak man did absolutely nothing wrong, nor did sweary parrot man.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 13:28

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

teen witch posted:

Hello goons,

This peculiar little thing has been brought to my attention. As I know little about Python, and many people have told me �no keep it that way, trust me�, I do feel others may get a kick out of this. Terrible relationship advice into a program.

https://github.com/tykavanaugh/rfuck

Currently very much a work in progress since most basic operators besides very, very simple loops and variable assignment has not been implemented yet.

A functional "hello world" program (or just "hello" right now) that prints "HELLO" to the console:

Output:

Better than your average Microsoft product tbqh

# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 13:31

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

rigging up some nightmare panopticon inside your own house like you're a fuckin SCP is insane poo poo. realizing what you've done and removing all that garbage posthaste is a brief stroke of sanity

Angry sledgehammer man did absolutely nothing wrong :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 17, 2021 21:03

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

value-brand cereal posted:

I dont get the pop culture joke but go ahead and defend domestic violence as if thats normal acceptable behavior 🙂

That's a very generous definition of domestic violence.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 00:12

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Barudak posted:

These questions are infuriating and stupidly common in China too as part of a modern sajiao repertoire and until typing this out I didn't realize what they were doing in western countries since we don't really talk about that behavior that way.

Can confirm, my Chinese ex used to ask me questions like that all the time. She didn�t take them all that seriously though, and they ended up having nothing to do with the reasons we broke up though.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 03:07

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

The only workplace tradition that counts is showing up, doing your job, and going home again.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 02:04

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

SyNack Sassimov posted:

The entire IT department at your workplace thinks you're a moron hth

...assuming you have a job and weren't fired from the last one for sending the company wire transfer information to the CEO when he asked for it in an urgent hurry to complete an important sales transaction and was in such a hurry that he was emailing from his personal address steven.stevenson.theceo@gmail.com.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 05:17

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Midnight Voyager posted:

I would not expect my 16 year old relative would mine my phone for nudes to distribute to his friends and then harass the nude person, generally speaking. That doesn't seem like a thing you just do when you're a kid. And I don't even like my relatives.

This is absolutely something my idiot shithead cousins would do.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 05:24

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

teen witch posted:

Continue the mugging or nudes discussion and you�re getting a sixer, I don�t care who you are

Thank gently caress for that

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 23:22

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Some guy got 1000s of dollars of DJ equipment stolen out of his van. He found the culprit and called the cops. The cops naturally said it wasn't their problem, it was a civil matter.

Literally every time I�ve needed the cops they�ve pulled this poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 04:57

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Brawnfire posted:

They also wouldn't act like I'm a criminal myself for calling them. I've spoken to cops twice, once for a stolen car once for a home break-in. Both times they were so terse, interrogative, and abusive in their speech it felt like they were going to arrest me for reporting, which honestly feels within the realm of possibility in retrospect

One thing I�ve learned from my interactions with the police is that a crazy meth-head trying to steal and smash my phone is a �civil matter� and that it�s unreasonable for me to expect them to actually do their jobs.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 07:11

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Sisal Two-Step posted:

AITA for leaving without my girlfriend

Boyfriend did absolutely nothing wrong.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 03:11

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Sounds like the boyfriend tried literally everything except actual consequences and nothing got through.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 06:02

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

a podcast for cats posted:

As far as I can tell, this thread is an circlejerk of righteous indignation against those who don't fit a specific moral code and, not unlike other mock threads, it tends to become a bit fart huffing/toxic every once in a while. And that's when hot takes like these come up.

Only once in a while?

# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 14:20

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Did they rename "Am I The rear end in a top hat?" to "Too Afraid To Ask?"? Because I just saw this on the front page:

To be fair though that kid fuckin sucks

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 03:27

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

ArbitraryC posted:

Your friend sounds like one of these Reddit man child husband stories if he�s so detached from domestic work that his Asian wife is responsible for all things kitchen related.

Read this thread long enough and you eventually start assuming the worst about everything.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 02:04

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I have never seen the phrase "don't treat me like a child/dog" uttered by a person who has done anything to warrant being treated like an adult.

I'm aware there's plenty of scenarios where it is a valid complaint, but it only ever seems to be said by manchildren.

I see you�ve never met my parents.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 07:20

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for sending my sil tiktoks to family group chat causing her an anxiety attack

Maybe don�t make poo poo up about people you actually know.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 14:11

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Serephina posted:

Not everyone lives in a... what the phrase your president used?... shithole country.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Serephina did absolutely nothing wrong

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 10:36

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for not making my daughter change her outfit before school?

This person is parenting right.

Sometimes you just have to learn through bitter experience.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 05:14

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Just shut down all of social media.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 07:35

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things?

Another case where she�s way cooler than he is.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 10:16

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Being obsessed with space and space exploration is extremely cool and good, and should be encouraged.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 11:56

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

It even has the wingtips

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 12:34

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Cythereal posted:

Ex sent pictures to my employer trying to get me fired, what recourse do I have? Ontario

Oh dear.

They were dressed up as characters from that anime where the WW2 axis powers were all anime girls, weren�t they?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 23:35

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Invisible Clergy posted:

Yeah, you're thinking of "hetalia," and that's 100% what's going on with this woman.

At least the con didn�t let them in.

Around here we�ve had a few problems with cons letting nazis, fascists and miscellaneous bigoted assholes in.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 23:56

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Did I miss out on the cat sixers? Is it too late to post my extremely hot takes on sex work?

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for milking my new "favored" status with my parents?

Maybe it�s a dick move, but it�s one of those times when a dick move is 100% called for.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 04:23

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