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teen witch posted:I have a sneaking suspicion she was taught some pretty horrific things as a kid and this is the result of that. I kinda feel bad for her This was my thought as well. She was probably raised in a really repressive household and she didn't know how to deal with wanting to masturbate with what she was taught. I also got the sense the guy didn't really try to talk with her after the act. She obviously didn't handle things well but I honestly just want her to get help and learn her urges are natural and ok.
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Malkof posted:Just Dew it: Sister has been reading this thread and can't recognize sarcasm.
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Cobalt-60 posted:
How often are people getting pizza and arrested in your town? At that point I assume the cops just follow the pizza guy and arrest everyone they deliver to.
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Zurtilik posted:AITA for asking my wife to not bring her stuffed animal to restaurants with us all the time? I really want to know when and how they started dating. I want to say "This is what happens when you get a child bride" but I'll reserve judgement. Either way she should probably talk to someone about her regressing.
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Tobermory posted:Relevant content from the old thread: Had a friend in Home Ec who grabbed the pizza we were cooking out of the oven with his bare hands because we asked him to check on it. He didn't react until he set the pizza down then started screaming about how his hand was on fire. Every time we cooked something he burnt himself, including things we only microwaved. Even when we weren't cooking he would burn his hand in the scalding hot water coming out of the tap when washing dishes or whatever. No idea if he ever learned how to cook.
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Woodchip posted:I (34M) got a new haircut and now my (36F) wife hasn't spoke to me in 24 hours Mullets are definitely coming back as a style. My sister's husband started growing one to mimic Aaron Rodgers, which means he isn't he only one. Its loving baffling but here we are.
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therobit posted:I went looking to see if there was ever an update hoping her boyfriend dumped her but no luck. I did find her only two replies though. I know I said this last time it came up but as someone with a bunch of facial scars she can go gently caress herself. That poo poo seriously fucks with your self esteem and self image so having someone discriminate against you because of your facial scars is extra hosed up. Kids being scared I can understand even though it still hurts but adults don't have an excuse.
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Dazerbeams posted:Redistribute all of Jane's responsibilities to the rest of the team. Without added compensation. They'll change their tune about a replacement real quick. This right here is the answer. If they don't want anybody taking Jane's place then they can pick up Jane's work.
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Oct 23, 2021 03:46
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Piell posted:AITA for no longer letting boyfriend eat what I cook after he rated my food infront of my family? This woman commited the ultimate sin of making a man feel bad therefore she is clearly the rear end in a top hat. I want to know why the proud chef isn't cooking the meals.
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Woodchip posted:Doesn't matter what I(26M) do, my father in law(50M) just doesn't respect me or like me. I wish this one had everybody's race. Alternatively the dad is a closeted gay man and is upset his daughter is dating his ideal man so he tries to break them up so he doesn't have that temptation around anymore.
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Piell posted:AITA for canceling in an appointment that was made for me without my consent? Surpise! I got you a loan that leaves you indebted to me! Wait, why are you not excited and turning it down? Some people are so ungrateful...
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I'll zay its actually therapy and he is terrified of his wife finding out the horrific things he has done on his job and she tries to leave him. I say "try" because once you marry a cop they typically don't let you leave or make it so bad she has to flee the state. Joke option is he somehow lost his police job and is himself doing porn to pay the bills.
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pentyne posted:(MA) late brother's partner suing family for Money I really wish we got an update on this one.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for telling my wife she embarrassed me by bringing a meal to my work? Nah dude you did that by not standing up for your wife when they started making fun of you. They challenged you and you backed down like a coward. Have fun being known around the wrkplace as the weenie that refused to stand up for his wife.
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Mx. posted:AITA for making tiktoks of a bully at school to 'debunk' the hateful stuff she says? Those parents. "You should have told a teacher!" "I did and they didn't care." "You should have rold us!" "I jist did and your advice was pretend to be straight." I'm getting vibes that the parents agree with the teachers and bully but think they don't.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for exposing my parents' favoritism loving lol. I hope this kid told his dad at one point he's the one that keeps a roof over his head, not the dad. Now I want to know what the employment status is of the parents. Edit: I bet if the parents kicked out the kid they would still expect him to pay them rent since "We raised you for years and you owe us." limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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Cythereal posted:My boyfriend [31m] of 1.5 years just told me[21f] he was involved in a "contract marriage" while in the Marine Corps. Does this woman really think someone getting married for non-love reasons makes the marriage illegal? This is also not any kind of a surprise and I would be shocked to learn in any given deployment if at least one person did not do this. It works out to a couple extra grand a month. Just have to pray the person you married doesn't run off with the money a month before the deployment ends. Also loving lol at his superiors being jealous bitches quote:"mostly they were pissed I was in a contract marragie and I was getting paid more than them... They also were telling me they knew what I was doing, but I let them know that they couldn't prove love and as far as they knew that was my wife." He found a way to game the system and they were pissed they didn't do it too. Its extra funny if he was like a sergeant making more than the officers. Can't have their lessers making more than them. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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Brawnfire posted:You can microwave water in the mug I'm pretty sure Doesn't that make the mug scalding hot?
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ad090 posted:AITA For not agreeing on what my fiance wants to do on our wedding day? The actions of a man that has moved on and definitely still doesn't love his ex. She should ask him what would happen if it turns out his ex isn't home and doesn't get his "closure". Will the wedding day be ruined so they have to keep on getting married until the ex sees?
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Barudak posted:I just throw away dishes after every meal because Im not some filthy plebeian I have 20 forks next to my plate since as soon as it touches food and my mouth it becomes dirty and can no longer be used. I have my own personal metal worker that I employ just to make silverware. He lives VERY well.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:According to the OP she went on strike on her friend’s advice. It reminds me of the story with the lady who was the first of her friend group getting married, and her friends used her to field test all sorts of stupid ideas they had which led to her divorce, and them not making those mistakes in their own mariages. She was pretty salty about it. That was a great story and I'll check if I have it saved when I hop on my computer. If I remember right her husband was a SAINT that put up with all of the unreasonable demands for months until a new rule was the one that broke the camel's back. I want to say it was something along the lines of "We'll only have sex on your birthday. Until then no intamacy of any kind." but I think it was actually a non-sex thing that was beyond bonkers. The friends then taking none of their own advice and blaming OP for listening to them was 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:ESH Its beautiful, thank you. You gotta love hypocrisy.txt.
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spouse posted:I searched halloween for fun I've never understood why people would want to start a relationship like this. If you see each other every day at work wouldn't it be harder to get time away from the other person in the beginning? I understand why married couples have told me they wish they could see their spouse that much but I assume that's because they are already married. My sense of this could also be skewed since it was verbotin in the military to gently caress someone in your platoon, I was in a mixed gender unit, and my friends and family would constantly fight with me because a few years ago I thought it was a bad idea to date a girl I worked closely with 5 days a week 6-10 hours a day that usually consisted of being in a car by ourselves and who was 10 years younger than me. My argument was "What the hell would we talk about on a date after we just spent 8 hours around each other for the past week?" You may say "What about FWB?" and I would point out she was a fundamentalist Christian virgin.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for making my son pass out the candy he got from trick or treating because he was being rude? This seemed like a proportional punishment and I feel we learn why the kid acts that way from his dad's reaction.
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I guess the new employee handbook will have rules about loving on company property now. Or it'll legitimize the game and make the point awards consistent, because you just KNOW some rear end in a top hat is going to take something innocuous and assign a shitload of points to it to game the system.
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Kuiperdolin posted:Bringing dark lights to the duck club office and gouging your eyes out afterwards. You won't need to gouge out your eyes, just don't wear sunglasses and have your eyes combust into flames from how bright it is.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA I briefly moved back home to help my mom after my dad passed away, even though My wife wasn’t on fully on board with it. Amazing. Making a QUARTER, maybe less  , and believing your finances are fine after leaving your wife and child. He has to take care of his mom since everyone else has families to take care of he says to his wife and child which are somehow not his family? loving beautiful. I think the best buried lede though isquote:As for work - Im an electrician, and I asked if I could maybe take leave for 8 or so months. loving lol that he thought that was in any way reasonable. I'm assuming he saw it like maternity leave and expected to be paid all those months. Its a mystery why his job said no... Either way it sounds like he is with his actual family now and the wife should divorce him since I guarenfuckingtee he will come up with any excuse to stay with his mom even when the younger brother graduates. Probably with some excuse how his brother has a wife now and can't possibly leave his family. What kind of sorry excuse for a man would do that....
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for yelling at my boyfriend and his mom? Pretty convenient your friends are telling you that its never ok to curse out friends. Edit: I'll link to it A Wizard of Goatse posted:agreed I want to watch a day in this guy's life. If its normal for things like getting chased out of starbucks for setting your pubes on fire it should be weird as gently caress. I also don't care how cliché it is but r/relationships: I go back to pooping and lighting my pubes on fire is a hell of a title. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Nov 4, 2021 |
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Bug Squash posted:The Nazis didn't have the technology to build a big fire??? I couldn't stop laughing at that part. Humanity has dealt with a large amount of corpses sometimes for our entire existence but somehow the Nazis forgot build a big fire, dig a big hole, or like the Assyrians just make a big gently caress off pile?
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:This seemed very thread appropriate. What in the gently caress? Outing a dude as a pedophile on national Tv and there were not immediately cops there to arrest him? And the show knew about this beforehand? Just what the gently caress....
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for flushing the toilet with my feet? What are they touching with their feet that they view this a problem? Does someone in their family have no arms?
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Mx. posted:WIBTA for leaving a guy because he farted on me This reads like someone took the oldest joke in existence and gender swapped the people. Thr oldest joke comes from a Babylonian tablet and is quote:Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.
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HFCS has a terrible aftertaste and seems to leave a film or something in my mouth that makes me feel like I need to brush my teeth. American Coke is terrible but you better believe I get a Medican Coke when I go to a local mexican place. The cane sugar just doesn't have the aftertaste or mouth feel.
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holtemon posted:Not from /relationships but still a doozy. All the comments are saying she's out cheating on him during the 9 hour PTA meeting What exactly does the stay at home wife do if he's doing the cooking, cleaning, and cildcare? Other than disappear for an amount of time equal to having a job.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? I'll tie this into soda chat and say MIL needs to feed her grandchild only the very best and healthiest drink in existence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8NJRRnnatw&t=35s
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cumshitter posted:Well this is a poo poo show. There is a lot to unpack here but this is what stood out to me the most. There's also no mention about Bob and Boblina actually SEEING each other throughout the week. Also why the hell are they staying at hotels? Nothing about this makes sense and it screams that this was a marriage of convenience somehow. All in all just what the christ?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA after no longer allowing my mother in laws friend to baby sit my children after she started calling them her babies? Oh my loving god. That one broke my brain.
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pentyne posted:I can't find it, but the OP was complaining that the ex showed up on time when they were usually late, and for some reason the OP and her BF wanted to have loud sex on the living room couch right by the front door making a ton of noise and verbally describing what they were doing right around the time the Ex was supposed to drop the kids off. I remeber both of those stories being good but the second one was unbelievable. If I am remembering right I think their sex was so loud even with the windows closed the neighbors were calling in noise complaints. There was probably some weird kink involved too. Just the mental image of the kids wandering the house the next day with a 1000 yard stare because of what they heard was hilarious. The OP was so clueless they couldn't figure out why the kids were acting that way.
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Lone Goat posted:some people's stomachs are like that when they're not pregnant A guy that I used to know that had a really big beer belly always had a weird walk I felt I had seen before but just couldn't place. Then I saw him walk next to a pregnant woman and everything clicked.
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