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Evil Willow posted:I really, really hope OP sticks to his guns on this one! No you won't BTA. Tell them to take a long walk off a short pier during shark season- if they wanted more, they shouldn't have been such vile people to him. Reaping, sowing, ect.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 08:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:46 |
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Isn't that the one where she continued the affair for another year after being caught, too?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 09:01 |
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Maybe she shouldn't have hosed someone else! Both people can suck, here.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 10:23 |
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It sure seems like it when people not only try to ignore that, but that she continued to see the other man for an entire year. I'm not inclined to give the cheater a whole lot of sympathy. The kid, yes- her, no.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 10:27 |
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When that person has cheated on you and is in fact continuing to do so for the next year, correcting their delusion ain't high on your list of priorities.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 11:52 |
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blatman posted:ops husband is basically a dollar store inigo montoya knockoff
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 12:17 |
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Am a security guard, can confirm. It's not even a tin badge, it's straight-up embroidered into the work shirts.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 13:50 |
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Someone should repost that one. That's a nice trip down memory lane.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 15:36 |
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That receptionist needs to be lit on fire. HIPAA is incredi-loving-bly serious business, and that she broke it this quickly? No. No second chances. No explanations. Go right to the nukes.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 10:11 |
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Dishwashers are objectively better.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 12:45 |
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What the gently caress have you brought upon this cursed land
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 15:27 |
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Aww, and I'd just made popcorn
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 05:36 |
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How often do you wash your feet I think is more the issue. Not as often as your hands, I bet.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 05:42 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Neat to see one of these go the other way
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 00:17 |
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Feed the inheritance thief feet-first into a woodchipper.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 15:51 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 13:34 |
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Motronic posted:People owning/renting multiple properties for profit is a SYMPTOM, not a cause. You don't fix things by treating symptoms. I'm all for guillotining landlords but I'm in the same boat. I would literally be homeless if my family weren't renting. What is the proposed solution, *right now*, after guillotining said landlords? Y'all never think past Step 1. E: Hughlander posted:AITA for screaming at my sister she's a "poisonous bitch?" and blaming the rest of my family for her behavior? Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Nov 13, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 01:42 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:People who advance these positions have usually thought them through! I know it’s fun to assume everyone you disagree with is an idiot proposing the stupidest version of their idea that you can imagine, but that’s not usually the case! Counterpoint, the people smart enough to think these things through are almost certainly smart enough to not spend ten bucks to post on a forum that is both dead and gay.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 16:54 |
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Nebrilos posted:How do you talk to someone who tunes you out and just asks "are you going to yell at me again?" every time you talk to them?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 07:38 |
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If it were an actual phobia I highly doubt cold air would get a pass. Either get therapy or move to a desert.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 09:57 |
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Beachcomber posted:I have bad news about desert nights for you.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 11:23 |
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"I did consider decorum. I decided to ignore it. Also, gently caress you"
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 04:28 |
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Weren't there goons in the very last iteration of the thread trying to defend the whole "not showing the prices is ~fine dining~, you plebians " bullshit?Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not having sympathy for my wife when my in laws found out my parents are still married?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 15:12 |
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I would dearly love to help with the Thanksgiving preparation, but every time I try I get told to just go sit and wait. I'm not trying to get an early start on the deviled eggs Mom, you're in your fifties and your joints are shot to hell from thirty years of working in hospitals, let me help! I think she's too proud to admit she could use the help.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 14:22 |
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No, see, they want him to already not be a virgin. Someone else can go through the awkwardness of the first time and teach him what goes where and how to find the little man in the boat, they don't want to. All of the fun, none of the effort.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 15:57 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:On the flip side, when I worked at the zoo, we had a fairly new zebra group, and the male died; the new male brought in was young, and super excited to have a half dozen females. The females, however, were older and weren't going to take some random youth as their leader. Watching him try and fail to mount the females because they'd step away or he'd get up enough to spray all over the ground was the job an intern had, to mark down how many times he tried and failed. "I had to keep track of how many times an idiot zebra had premature ejaculation "
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 10:28 |
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Eide and carry on then are just powerfully stupid, please understand, they are dumb as rocks. Absolute morons, top tier dipshits. A sad, sad display of dumbassery.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 23:30 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Ah yes, sexually active at 14, no chance that was scarring or traumatic and led to a hosed up sense of sexual boundaries.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 01:14 |
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But the TV told me the only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is a good man with a gun! TV wouldn't lie to me!
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 11:56 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for giving a bigoted jerk a taste of his own medicine? Turning the other cheek just gives them another target to hit. Break their loving fingers.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 04:29 |
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Wait, Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee? Why not? Not trying to be mean about it, just the first time I've heard about that restriction, I think. An ex of mine has a grandmother who did this exact thing to her, except it was a pet chicken. She's *very confused* as to why her daughters don't want her coming around to see her grandkids. Edited, had the wrong religion, whoops Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Nov 22, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 05:44 |
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Whoops, I'm not sure how I managed to get Mormon and Muslim completely switched around. Apologies and edited!
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 05:55 |
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Now instead of the coil breaking due to heat expansion, the thermostat spontaneously destroys itself with a hammer every fortnight.Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” Eat a whole heaping bowl of poo poo, and face the consequences of your actions. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Nov 23, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 23, 2021 14:01 |
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Beachcomber posted:"If I tell you it won't count." My dad did this for way too loving long, both for his actual birthday and for anniversaries. After the umpteenth time of reducing my mother almost to tears because what she got wasn't what he wanted, she told him in no uncertain terms to un-gently caress himself and either start giving a list, or get used to not getting anything at all. Now, we have a drat list to use.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 14:03 |
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Well your doctors are loving idiots then
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 08:39 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for quitting a family job without notice after I found out my dad was paying me less than my brother? Either way, NTA. Dad picked his side, he can suffer the consequences.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 15:42 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Maybe because medical bills don't bankrupt us? Give it time, Boris is workin' on it.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 15:18 |
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Seagulls just aren't the same, I assume.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 03:40 |
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pentyne posted:That's good. The thread basically ended with a "gently caress I have no idea how to stop him" after like his third near death hospital visit from shoving dirty plastic into his dick and he was refusing to ever admit to anything. Don't forget the one weird-rear end goon who came crashing into the thread to project their own issues onto things like a loving lighthouse. A teenage boy doesn't want to admit what he's doing because talking to your family about masturbation-adjacent things is weird as gently caress as an adult, nevermind while still a dumb kid? NO! HE MUST BE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR! BELIEVE NOTHING HE SAYS EVER
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 15:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:46 |
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thotsky posted:Is this just someone who want to share their story and AITA is a really popular subreddit or something? How could they possibly be the rear end in a top hat?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 12:27 |