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Zurtilik posted:I've posted a few in quick succession so I'll chill a bit now. If this is a "solid plan" I'd love to see what this guy would define as wingin it.
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When video games don't give you a choice, you're almost always going to play as a man, human, white, and aged 17 to 35. When a game gives me options I'll opt for something other than what I'm used to. It took me a long-rear end time to realize that this is not what anyone would consider a natural response, and I still hold that the people who ignore the options and always go for the most generic protagonist are the weirdos.
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Oct 29, 2021 20:14
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Nice try but everyone knows gas station sushi is not a real thing and is just a harmful stereotype about the states.
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Canuckistan posted:I live in Atlantic Canada and we have gas station lobster. It's a common thing during lobster season to see someone parked at a gas station and selling live lobster from the back of their truck. Best lobster too since it's usually fresh off the boat that morning and cheaper by a few bucks a pound compared to the local markets. That’s not gas station lobster. You’re describing truck lobster, which is a real and legitimate business, unlike gas station lobster/sushi which is a mean-spirited urban legend.
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Oct 30, 2021 14:14
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You're real unlikely to superheat water in the microwave by accident, but I still think it's worth knowing that it's a thing that can happen, because if it does happen and you don't notice, you will burn off your face when you take it out or put anything in it.
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Oct 30, 2021 22:26
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His "method" doesn't actually change the math involved any way; if they start and end with a full tank, any method of splitting the costs 50/50 will, uh, split the costs 50/50. He clearly does not realize this. He is both selfish and an idiot.
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Oct 30, 2021 22:34
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Man, I hate when someone poisons me and all my friends side with the poisoner and tell me to chill out. If only there was a term for a kind of person who enjoys your company and also doesn't want you to be poisoned.
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Oct 31, 2021 22:05
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you can get all kinds of fancy with dish cleaning, but the real trick is to circumcize your dishes and they'll be far easier to clean
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Oct 31, 2021 22:22
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Combo posted:Yeah, obviously OP doesn't get to claim a person, but what the roommate did was still a douche move. How so? Even by the OP's admission, they immediately hit it off due to a mutual attraction. There's no indication any part of it had anything to do with the roommate knowing about the OP's crush. I don't really see any way to read the story that jives with both the notion that you can't claim a person and that the roommate did anything wrong. What is the non-douche move when the dibsee expresses obvious interest in someone other than the dibser, and the interest is reciprocated?
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Nov 1, 2021 20:24
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Mx. posted:AITA? For refusing to pay for my boyfriend's medical bills after he had an accident in my car? ESH Boyfriend is obviously the bigger rear end in a top hat but don’t date road ragers and especially don’t lend them your (uninsured!) car.
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Nov 2, 2021 12:37
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Yeah but they lent it to him on previous occasions per the earlier text, which is still hosed.
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Nov 2, 2021 13:03
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Slimy Hog posted:So somehow it's HER fault he's an rear end in a top hat? Or is it her fault that he sucks at driving? Or is it her fault he sole her car? She knew the guy was a reckless dangerous rear end in a top hat and didn’t consider it a dealbreaker, which I guess whatever, I’m not the boyfriend police, but she actively enabled his behavior by lending him the car, which is an rear end in a top hat thing to do and also self-sabotaging when the car is uninsured. She’s lucky that he happened to crash the car the time he stole it rather than one of the multiple times she’d lent it to him, and that he didn’t injure anyone but his own dumb rear end, because at least now she’s entitled to report it as stolen and not liable for anyone he might have killed.
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Am white, can confirm that I was genetically engineered for vitriol and surreptition.
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I choose to believe problem cat found a good home and is the happiest of all parties in the story. Someone could be scratching him behind the ears as he's snoozing under a sunbeam right this very second.Cowslips Warren posted:I do like the "I was drunk!" excuse, which proves to me I cannot ever start drinking, because alcohol just removes all the inhibitors you have normally. I'm afraid I would try to chat someone up about some Flannery O'Connor short stories. "No, I'm not racist, that's the title!" Just for the record, this is not how alcohol works. It's like 90% social; you're "allowed" to embarass yourself or be an rear end in a top hat because you can use the alcohol as an excuse. If you actually want to not sexually harass strangers so bad the entire company gets banned from the premises, you won't.
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Invisible Clergy posted:r/relationships: I understand that his bday is tied to a deeply traumatic event however I decided it’s time to replace those memories. It's a pity this is so long and difficult to abbreviate because drat is it perfect as an encapsulation of what this thread is about. Does "r/relationships: I understand that his bday is tied to a deeply traumatic event however I" fit? You know what's coming after a however like that. Or if it needs to be trimmed further, maybe r/relationships: I understand that is tied to a deeply traumatic event, however I
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Nov 3, 2021 18:04
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I had a wire retainer that fell out when I was a kid, and never got it replaced or properly removed, so I've still got a bit of permanent glue on the back of my canines. I don't think anyone knows this about me, despite it not being anything secret or personal, because it has never come up in conversation and I don't know why anyone would need to be told. Except you guys. You are the only ones to know this.
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Nov 3, 2021 18:11
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Beachcomber posted:Please provide actual Stupid Cat behaviors, thank you. A girl I dated had a cat who just absolutely could not conceive of his head taking up space. He'd run full tilt at a wall, and stop just a little too slowly to avoid hitting his head into the wall. Whenever he walked under anything, like a chair, he'd know to lower his head, but would raise it just one step too early and bonk his head into the crossbeam or whatever else was above it. There was nothing actually wrong with him, other than being a certified Stupid Cat, and he was a very happy and cuddly cat, with a particular disposition towards bunting. His only concerning behavior was that he was absolutely terrified of fences (the going theory being that he had once gotten himself trapped between a fence and a sprinkler, with no avenue for escape that he could see), which meant he could be let into the garden unsupervised despite being a lifelong indoor cat, as he would never even approach its boundaries.
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Propaniac posted:My [38M] wife [35F] and I have been going through a divorce. She's trying to guilt me into agreeing to withdrawal. This dude is so blameless I'd say this was definitely MRA bait if not for the lack of vitriol.
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Nov 4, 2021 19:26
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I mean, "you don't get a say because it's my money" is bad enough, but it feels weird to emphasize that when "you're just gonna have to deal with the construction workers tearing down the walls and foundation of the house you live in; you don't get a say because it's my house" is right next to it.
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Nov 5, 2021 23:03
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who the gently caress introduces themselves on a saturday evening obviously the assholes
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I’d say it’s a terminal case of but family, only she clearly does not give a poo poo about her brother’s well-being.
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Nov 9, 2021 07:49
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I mean, they’re not even complaining about the quality of the food. She could rather easily address the issue by packing larger lunches.
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Kurieg posted:Your partner probably can't and probably shouldn't be meeting all your social needs. I can't expect what kind of answer she was expecting. “You’re meeting all my needs as a partner.” Who knows if that was the answer she was looking for, but that’s the goalpost.
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Nov 9, 2021 16:44
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hawowanlawow posted:loving around while playing board games or card games does pretty much ruin the game. I'm ambivalent about the pub trivia, and don't give a poo poo about the charity race The board/video game thing depends entirely on who you’re playing with. I play to compete, which means I’ll gently caress around if I’m way ahead or way behind, and the crowds I play with are cool with this. Dicking around from the word go if no one else is on board with that is an rear end move, and the solution there is indeed to discuss expectations and not sharing that hobby if it’s not gonna be fun for all parties. The bar trivia is the inverse, here the established group dynamic is to dick around rather than go for the prize, and insisting that no one else have fun is exactly as much of an rear end in a top hat move as the opposite. The charity bike thing is a “no one should care” scenario, which makes the OP the rear end in a top hat by default. OP is definitely the rear end in a top hat, girlfriend may have made a good faith attempt at sharing his hobbies and found they don’t work for her; I don’t think we can say for sure.
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a tesla SUV I want to say this is a comedy post because there is no way that exists, but I know that would just inspire someone to post pictures of the tesla SUV and I don't want that.
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Barudak posted:Its something boring, common to be seen semi publicly, and obvious this dude is horny for it so since the feet square on the bingo is taken its knee high socks no he said it's a weird fetish
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I (25F) want to break up with my terminally ill boyfriend (29M) I feel the shape of a brilliant pun in here, something about being committed to your partner until they're cold in the ground and the dude being ice cold, or maybe something about the relationship being one loose end he tied up? Someone please figure it out because it's killing me.
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ok good, thanks, I managed to miss that post
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Obviously she should get some real fancy bowls that satisfy whatever standards are set by the sister-in-law. And use those bowls exclusively for the kitten. And also post pictures of the kitten.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:51
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Is that a racial slur? I thought it was more of an lifestyle slur like calling someone a fuckboy or something. I didn't know it had racial or country of origin connotations although living in the deep south that kind of subculture is pretty rare. I think that one was specifically a slur for Italian Americans and only later grew to be associated with the Jersey Shore kind of lifestyle.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:oh you sweet summer child i specifically requested the opposite of this 
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Nov 10, 2021 22:59
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:but at least you get to watch it break I was far too angry online to actually click the link, what do you take me for? I did click it later and we cool though. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:He's getting his affairs in order. Ahh yeah, that’s the one I was fumbling for. Thank you! Dik Hz posted:I dunno. Both seem like pieces of work. He clearly wants kids and was lying to her about it. He was also raw-dogging his ex. Biiiiit of a stretch there but sure
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If I had an uncontrollable urge to chew on bits of metal I would simply carry a bit of metal on my person for when the urgin kicks in. Perhaps I could even have it attached to my person as a decorative item for when I’m not chewing. Decorative bits of body metal, I’m sure there’s a business there.
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I know it's the r/relationship, but I don't think the proper response to seeing a guy who's not a deadbeat piece of poo poo is to assume he was obviously lying about not wanting kids.Dazerbeams posted:That's wild but uh, how does an ultrasound miss a whole baby when your stomach is sticking out past your tits? Ultrasounds are highly targeted; you're not just shooting a beam through a person that pings back anything that resembles a fetus. If you're not looking for the fabled double ute, you scan until you find the uterus, and if you found the empty one, you're just gonna get back a "nothing in here" signal. Plus, assuming the twins math works in reverse, two uteri and one baby means she'd only have been pregnant for 4.5 months which is short enough to skip some flags.
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you know how they are Edit: AreWeDrunkYet posted:Who wants to play "guess the search term"? Sorry I didn't even realize we were playing, that is just a term that sets off sirens whenever I see it.
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I don't know why, but a 14-year old boy offering to cook an entire thanksgiving dinner and just wanting instructions hits me in the same spot as the feel good stories about disaster lesbians finally getting together and kids coming out to supportive parents. good kid
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Rescue Toaster posted:This one might be above reddit's pay grade. Just too much nuance and way too many things to consider. I don't really see it? Like I'm sure specifics would add to the story, but he went behind his wife's back, drained their joint account, to buy an expensive gift he would never get his wife, because he wants to compete with his siblings. If there were any details that would mitigate OP's actions enough to not be the rear end in a top hat, they would be included in the post.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Castle doctrine the bad guy Look we all agree that ACAB, but you really shouldn't be encouraging people to shoot police officers.
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