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Zurtilik posted:AITA for asking my wife to not bring her stuffed animal to restaurants with us all the time? sometimes the correct response to "do i embarrass you" is "yes"
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therobit posted:When I was little my dad was a blacksmith and a sheet metal worker. He had a close friend who was a welder and the guy’s party trick was taking pans out of the oven with his bare hands. I don’t know the temperatures involved but when I got older it always struck me as some absurd macho thing. My mom, a nurse, was horrified. when i worked at a pizza place a couple of the managers could do this. apparently your hands just toughen up after a while
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Oct 21, 2021 19:42
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Zurtilik posted:My(27F) boyfriend (37M) plays Dr. Mario but never saves his game. Is this normal behavior?Personal is even if he didn't rent the game it wouldn't have saved his scores. i mean, if we're talking about the NES version
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Oct 21, 2021 20:24
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therobit posted:Hey dumbfuck go down to the day labor agencies like two Saturdays in a row and you can pay your mother in law back if you are that loving broke. or stand on the corner with a cardboard sign for like an hour weird that he can't pay back his MIL's $100 when according to his post history, he had enough money for a new gaming laptop like a month ago
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Oct 24, 2021 05:29
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Invisible Clergy posted:Going to a therapist who is insufficiently sympathetic and then going to a second therapist to whine about that therapist sounds like an ep of "curb your enthusiasm." so what does this guy shave his face with?
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Oct 24, 2021 17:47
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the best part is that everyone who ordered something less pungent than BK can just get hosed; you're gonna be smelling chicken fries for your entire meal
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Oct 24, 2021 23:46
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that's fine, there's gotta be even worse topics that we can resurrect
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Oct 25, 2021 04:52
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Invisible Clergy posted:It's such a weird post, because why would the law work like that anywhere? It's telling you "always try to steal, either you get a free item, or you have to pay the worth of the item, like you'd bought it." OP of course does not specify the country he lives in. I assume from his behavior, he's an idiot and is confused about how law works. probably they give you jail time or community service or whatever in addition to making you pay for the item
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Oct 25, 2021 05:22
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Scaevolus posted:My boyfriend keeps using my toothbrush get some of that hot sauce that's basically just pepper spray
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Oct 25, 2021 17:55
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Zurtilik posted:I [29M] am having difficulty playing boyfriend of instagram for my GF [30F]. quote:> 100 photos of our fine dining experience last night with another couple around about the 10th picture you took, i'd be stabbing you with a salad fork and none of us would ever be welcome at the restaurant again. how the hell does anyone put up with that poo poo maybe the other couple are assholes like the girlfriend
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Oct 28, 2021 00:28
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Barudak posted:Kobe beef, like all japanese meat cuts, is trash and there is a considerable market in Japan for imported and alternate cut beef to escape it. they were brown M&Ms and now van halen is going to sue you
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Oct 28, 2021 00:59
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for asking my girlfriend to wear makeup? OP posted:I’m not a girl only girls wear makeup erry goth dude ever is like, "izzat so"
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Oct 28, 2021 03:23
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Barudak posted:Its not even goths anymore, young dudes globally are realizing that ladies like men with good skin just like the boy bands they follow and those dudes aren't naturally flawless. backstreet boys, menudo, new kids on the block, who the gently caress ever their big secret was foundation and concealer
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Oct 28, 2021 03:47
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oh and a voice like a castrato not sure how you do that
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Oct 28, 2021 03:50
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Batterypowered7 posted:Fun Fact: One of my half-brothers was briefly in one of the iterations of Menudo. lol i thought i was the only one who remembered menudo
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Oct 28, 2021 04:10
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cumshitter posted:Lol that kid basically had an exit interview with his parents. He should send them both invites to connect on LinkedIn and leave reviews for them. what i always do is i say, the debt is a trillion-dollar bet that china has made, that our country will be a going concern until those t-bills mature. so why is that bad? and no one can answer me also i enjoy pointing out that some of the biggest holders of our deficit are american citizens
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Oct 28, 2021 23:09
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Brawnfire posted:You can microwave water in the mug I'm pretty sure i've talked to more than one person who was convinced that the water just wouldn't be the same
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limp_cheese posted:Doesn't that make the mug scalding hot? no, unless you got a metal mug or something
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Oct 30, 2021 19:45
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Dazerbeams posted:There’s a risk of water exploding in your face if it’s been microwaved. But I’m not sure how likely that is. you have to have a perfectly, *perfectly* smooth surface, so that the water gets boiling hot but doesn't actually boil because there's no place for a bubble to form. and then when you touch the water it can suddenly form bubbles and BLAM! anyway it's not real likely to happen outside of a laboratory
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Oct 30, 2021 20:04
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"not a life changing amount of money", about an amount of money that irrevocably changed the lives of everyone involved
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Nov 9, 2021 14:37
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theflyingexecutive posted:And on top of that, his sister could get her entire life wrecked by a prison sentence. good, gently caress her. she's a thief and a piece of poo poo who thinks nothing of robbing her own family. sending her to prison would be well worth the effort
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Nov 9, 2021 15:06
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i just want a can of OK soda
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Nov 9, 2021 20:10
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deety posted:make jokes about having wood for sheep i was gonna post that comic strip but couldn't find it
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Nov 9, 2021 21:15
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greazeball posted:probobly not what you meant but no i meant this stuff  a carbonated "beverage"
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Nov 9, 2021 21:27
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kntfkr posted:Those cans, like, try too hard. no they were perfect. maybe you had to be there Pope Corky the IX posted:They’re the most 90s thing I’ve seen in a while, I had almost forgotten about them. they were '90s as gently caress
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greazeball posted:gently caress I'm reading wikipedia on this and getting some pretty bad vibes, I gotta say. I was 18 in 93 which was exactly the target demo for this and gently caress them for hard-selling the bleak rear end future under a gray layer of gen x apathy for all the other ad produers to softly copy until the towers came down they had a hotline, 1-800-I-FEEL-OK e: also i got one of those OK hats, i still have it in a closet and/or box somewhere ee: wikipedia is full of LIES. the canister had three quarters in it, not two
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Nov 9, 2021 21:44
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA after no longer allowing my mother in laws friend to baby sit my children after she started calling them her babies? "quote on quote" is the thing that angers me the most about this yeah, i know, i'm hosed up
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Nov 9, 2021 23:03
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Obviously she should get some real fancy bowls that satisfy whatever standards are set by the sister-in-law. find out what kind of bowls the SIL has, then get one for the cat
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Nov 10, 2021 21:52
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Beachcomber posted:Sometimes I wish I was the sort of person who knew where to acquire different hallucinogens instead of the kind of person who didn't drink until they were well out of college. man you should have been partying in the '90s, that poo poo was everywhere. any hallucinogen you can name, i probably spent a weekend on it. good times, good times
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Khanstant posted:
go gently caress yourself forever, just for that sentence alone
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Dec 3, 2021 23:45
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sitting in the car blubbering on reddit because i can't figure out how to pour a bowl of cereal or a bowl of cat food
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Dec 4, 2021 00:23
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my whole weekend is RUINED because of this STUPID VIDEO GAME
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:thread title god please 
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Dec 4, 2021 00:32
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like what do these useless fucks do if they don't have their moms or mom substitutes around, do they just starve, or die of some kind of poo poo-wallowing disease because they never wash anything, or what
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and where do they even learn this poo poo, or fail to learn it rather like, when i was a kid, whenever i'd ask my mom to do some poo poo that i could do myself, she'd say "do it yourself, your arms and legs ain't broken" (with the corollary, "...but they could be", left unspoken), and so i learned to do poo poo for myself. like pouring a bowl of loving cereal, for example i mean i used to get mad at mom for that but she was totally doing me a solid
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doing all the chores together is our love language *flops down on the couch* whaaaat, i got the mop and bucket out of the closet, i helped
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Depends. Some parents, even progressive ones, just can't be bothered teaching boys (and sometimes girls) how to do anything, assuming they will always have A Woman To Do It For Them. Others just go straight from 'You're too young, you'll just screw it up' to 'You're old enough by now that you should already know this' without anything in between. well if i responded to "do it yourself" with "but i don't know how", my parents would've shown me how. unless i was claiming i didn't know how to pour a bowl of cereal or something; that would've just gotten me an rear end whipping
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also when i moved out i found out there was a lot of domestic poo poo i actually had no clue how to do, so what i'd do is call my folks and ask them. it really made them happy to 1) hear from me and 2) still feel necessary in their kid's life. mom appreciated it the most
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Soylent Pudding posted:I still remember how well into middle school mom refused to let me run the washing machine because I wasn't old enough. Then one day she told me to run a load of laundry. I asked how to use the washer and I got yelled at and grounded for backtalk and refusing to do my chores because I was old enough to know how to do laundry. This comes up in the estranged parents thread a fair bit. i got tired of waiting for mom to wash my clothes one time so i figured, well how hard can it be, you put in the clothes and soap and you press a button. so i washed my own clothes, right mom was so stoked that i had done this, that that was it; i was washing my own clothes from then on. there was no way i could have let her down after that
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Mx. posted:AITA for not bringing my wife to son's wedding? well see she does this thing with a grapefruit
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