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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1486007669831917568

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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Kuiperdolin posted:

my employee accidentally posted porn to the company group chat and now wants to resign in shame

Follow-up:

In the comments the fetish remains unnamed. What did you expect ?

its definitely ABDL. legal but could be viscerally disturbing to people to the point where they wouldn't want to be around someone

Mister Olympus fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Mar 30, 2022

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies


someone repost the steppe incel story, we have a steppe weeb

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus

So I (39F) have a son (15M) and he brought a friend round today.

They immediately went to their room and I assumed they would just play some video games or whatever so I was totally fine leaving them.

It was about 30 minutes in when I was walking past, I heard sounds such as 'Omg that's so good' and 'Its so good with that in it' and various 'mmmm' sounds.

It really sounded like they were having gay sex, I was super weirded out by it so I quickly went downstairs and waited for his friend to leave. When this friend left an hour or two later I asked my son what they were doing in his room (because although I don't mind him being gay, and ik it's normal for teenagers to have sex, a condom really should be used) so I planned to confront him about that.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

I was shocked, and initially didn't believe it. We had never had hummus before and I asked him to show me the hummus if this was true. So he did, and I ate hummus for the first time, and oh my god was it good. We experimented with different things in it like bread and carrots and it was great. Apparently his friend had heard about how he had never had hummus before and thought this was absurd so had planned a date for a hummus party.

So yeah, it ended up being quite a good ending, i discovered how nice hummus was.

TLDR: Thought my son was having gay sex, he just really liked hummus.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Hughlander posted:

Sorry folks need a new thread title!

TIFU by thinking my son was eating hummus when he was actually having gay sex [UPDATE]


r/relationships: TLDR: My son is actually gay, but also I like hummus

holy poo poo the twist

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
if you click on the safe guy's posts, you will see that he mentions elsewhere in the thread that random people around them constantly make jokes on this subject and it's become a sore spot for him.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
the "not racist" thing makes total sense to me because it's georgia. us education is extremely regional, not just state by state but even district by district, so i can see someone coming out of school in georgia thinking that racism specifically means white people doing jim crow and lynching to black people, because us civil rights era would get a lot of time, and anything else is just something different.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

yes, it's a very specific attitude and curriculum i don't expect you'd have encountered if you didn't experience US primary school. last two posters totally get it.

it's the sanitized government version of the events, with an emphasis on them being history, and it's also probably any given kid's first encounter of the word "racism" because their previous lessons on the colonial past of the US go out of their way to use words that don't touch the idea at all

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Absurd Alhazred posted:

e: feels like a bad derail to be part of.

Instead, here's some content:
AITA for asking to help my parents and they said “You’re a little late now.”?

this is a fascinating one to click through on because her only other post indicates that she has recently converted to mormonism independent of her parents to stay in contact with a mormon ex, so there's clearly some uh, unaddressed tension in that house

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
isn't it the case that tattoo artists will often refuse to give a tattoo about a partner but will for a child, because of precisely these reasons

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

the only other time i've heard this concept mentioned it was from a british friend so i must assume that in europe this is very normal

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

DoubleNegative posted:

Me 58 M with my 49 F wife of 20 years. She revealed (unfounded) doubts about my character

Both husband and wife here sound incredibly tedious. But there's also something missing here. Deep philosophical discussions about politics don't devolve into "define evil" and "you would go along with Hitler, admit it" unless the two sides are at such contrasting viewpoints that they're incompatible.

the vast majority of this user's posts are on cuckoldry subreddits, there's a story there

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
i am the A*****E pronounced arts and entertainment

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
wait is it only the church of england and relatives that care about it because of henry? incredible if so

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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

mind the walrus posted:

This is 1000% some trust fund "I've never had a real problem" poo poo.

Only wealthy brats have this cross-section of total, unshakable confidence in their insanity along with a support network that either indulges them or is immediately shut out.

actually claiming you have a stable career as an artist could have told you that in the first place

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