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Ziv Zulander posted:Am I reading it right that they’re getting married before ever having sex Gallant plays it cool and doesn't blow up his spot by making crude sexual jokes in Urdu at his first family function. Goofus yells "Giddy up!" and mimes riding his significant other like a bucking bronco.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 12:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:05 |
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Barudak posted:Posting the M word is a big deal and no you can't get a card or a pass to use uhm excuse you but I happen to come from a proud lineage of manchildren, just generation after generation of piss babies, just a real poppy pants infant like my father and his father before him, and I'll reclaim and use our word as drat well please as soon as mommy finishes cutting up my tendies.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 04:03 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for calling out my mom about her gift giving methods when I was a kid? Ma, Imma hit you with the bakini
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 12:08 |
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Barudak posted:I know, shes the Robert Oppenheimer of drama bombs I am become Deb, destroyer of white elephant games.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 10:29 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Sounds like OP got some bad ombres. Are you a bad enough ombre to berth ell president?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 03:33 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You're welcome to think I'm a piece of poo poo, but I don't like dogs, and yet I would make that absolutely clear to begin with when dating someone, much less marrying them. It's a widespread dealbreaker, much like having children, or buying a farm. But babe, if we don't buy a farm, where will the dog go live when I inevitably drop kick it from the top rope?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 10:20 |
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Well, I am in a polyamorous relationship with the r/relationships and BWM threads and it is going very well. The secret, as always, is open communication, not washing my rear end and being heavily leveraged on horse NFTs.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 11:05 |
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Everyone keeps going on and on about acid vat this and acid vat that and honestly I think you all might be a little childish, I say, while being bodily dunked into the acid vat He hates everything that brings me joy. quote:I (29f) have been with the same guy (28m) for 7 years. Over the years there have been so many things that I get excited over and he makes me feel dumb for it or there will be something I like and he’ll make fun of me for liking it and call me childish or whatever depending on what said item is. For example I’m a huge superhero fan and having action figures makes me childish. My plants take up too much room (most of them are in a room we don’t use). I collect cool rocks and “it’s pointless”. Crocheting makes me an old lady. Etc etc. I’ve tried saying things and it just doesn’t matter. How do I deal with this?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 18:25 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for expressing a comics opinion He just knows that with some very light planning, the baby can begin saving for retirement on their own straight away. https://twitter.com/Irritabilitybot/status/1326235502295576576
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 14:53 |
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Wait no more, my man. https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1432396694608662536
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 15:41 |
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Mx. posted:Baller name for a baby ...because of the swan thing? That's the only thing that pops up when I Google it, Leda is an uncommon but normal name here.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 10:49 |
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r/relationships: big takes from bighead
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 02:16 |
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Barudak posted:Ah the ol tiny dick parting shot, a true classic It's actually called the tiny dick Parthian shot, from the time the Parthians repelled tiny dicked Crassus at the battle of Carrhae.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 18:11 |
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HAIL SATIN I [25F] found satin panties in my fiancé's [28M] office quote:I was looking for a charger in my fiancé's drawers when I stumbled on a pair of pink satin panties. They are 100% not mine. We own our own washer and dryer. I do all the laundry so I would have noticed if this was in the mix earlier. Also, the size is much smaller than what I would estimate our most recent women house guests would wear. I'm waiting for him to get home and respond to my messages now. How hosed is this relationship? Is there anything else this can be? Books have odds currently: 10:1 fiance cheating 1:10 fiance wears panties as kink 1:100 fiance wipes rear end with panties
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2022 12:23 |
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kimbo305 posted:Oh, I assumed "after Harley Quinn" meant the name was Harley. Well, you know what they say in the r/relationships thread, when you "assume" you make an "rear end" and refuse to wipe it neither for "u" nor "me" nor "your funko pop collection".
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 13:04 |
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Bigfoot catching living room pisser man is out there living his best goddamn life and we're all just too chickenshit to admit it.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 15:20 |
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Halloween Jack posted:A gentleman isn't going to put all his fetishes on the table on the first date, which is why Dune gets hornier and hornier as time goes on. what the gently caress man, there's nothing horny about becoming a gargantuan sand dong, thrusting stiffly over curvaceous sand dunes and voyeuring troglodyte mating sessions with my time-spanning mind vagina, I don't even have a dick how can I be this horny huh?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 19:24 |
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Kuros posted:I hope Darth Vader is officiating! C'mon man, Bark Vader was right there.
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 23:36 |
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endlessmonotony posted:... it isn't all red dyes, though. There's no way to determine if you're allergic to something from the color. Speak for yourself, I'm definitely allergic to anything that's not chicken-fried brown.
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 12:33 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for giving my sister's car to a stranger so that he fixes it? Can't find this one, and I desperately need to read this genius' comments.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 18:37 |
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The little known contractor gangbang fetish, where you schedule a whole crew to tear your back walls and then just the drywall guy shows up 6 hours late and says he can't do anything until electric and plumbing have gone through. Next available date is 5 months from now, and they're keeping your deposit.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2022 21:52 |
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kdrudy posted:I'm extremely amused at the general boobery of falling asleep eating a big bowl of spaghetti in your top bunk. It was just the latest buffoonery from Italian Elon Musk that finally drove Italian Grimes to italian divorce him.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 21:22 |
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SiKboy posted:I've never seen a body pillow in real life, but arent they like... the size of a body? Which, unless you have an accomplice and a rolled up carpet are generally hard to move discretely. I guess it would be more squishy than a body, but still probably not the sort of thing you could just put in an overnight bag, especially as you need some room in that overnight bag for all the normal, non pillow-loving, things people take on overnight stays. What if the body pillow has the size of a 12 year old but the soul of a 4000 year old immortal dragon? What then, huh????
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 14:03 |
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You need to give it time so the natural oils in the teeth can clean themselves.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 10:28 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:He's pretty straightforward about why. For butter or for wurst, you vowed!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 20:37 |
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This is the wine deglazing story, no dramatic wagon falling in this one. But I do recall another story that had an alcoholic using one event like that as the reason they went off the rails, I just can't seem to find the right word combo for searching that one. AITA for deglazing my skillet with white wine when making dinner for an ex-alcoholic? quote:My husband and I have known Jessica since college (about 10 years), and her husband Tim since they met (about 5 years), so we're really good friends. When they started dating, Tim was still drinking alcohol. He didn't drink it to the point of loving up his life, but he would drink almost every day, and it started to affect his health, so 3 years ago he stopped drinking all together.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2022 19:38 |
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I pictured dipping my hands in the T E E T H H O A R D and dry heaved loudly enough that my wife came over to the computer to ask me what's wrong. She is now disgusted with veryone involved in the story, and me for showing it to her.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 01:13 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: I told him to have fun with the clown, and went inside
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 21:42 |
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I watermark all my (many, many) nudes with ebaumsworld.com for plausible deniability. e: jeezy creezy what a snipe My jeweler (F/40s) unwittingly engraved my mother's name on an engagement ring I (M/32) had made quote:This could almost be a Seinfeld episode. Cooler heads prevail in the comments though: quote:Okay, first of all, "nancy" Is definitely ENGRAVED and not just a watermark? have you talked to the jeweler about this? Do all of her engagement rings have her name on them? quote:good catch. Bubblyblubber fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Apr 10, 2023 |
# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 16:19 |
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FMguru posted:Woo boy. i don't like being a maths fan, i don't want to be a maths fan anymore
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 09:50 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:At least no one will call you a yolk-assed bitch. ya'll just afraid of getting REAL yolky, bitch.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 13:46 |
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duck trucker posted:Why is this guy staying at my Dad's house? dad a tropical monstera plant, so what
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 11:55 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA because I think we should just trust the kids? Well, the kid is 13 now, which means he will probably only be in his early 70s once JRR finishes winds of winter. So the older brother is only a bit of an rear end in a top hat for introducing him to an unfinished series.
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 15:24 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:JRR has a hard time finishing anything. Jeorges "Where's My loving Book, You Bastard" Martin is an outlier and should not have been counted on to write a sixth book of this hot mess.
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 15:37 |
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The fat goon jokes are just writing themselves now, huh?
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 16:15 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I originally read this as Yu-gi-oh and didn't even loving blink. AITA for sending my [M16/P1000] enemy [M18] to the shadow realm for stealing my grandfather's [M71] property and selling his soul to his business partner?
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 14:36 |
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How about the perennial "want poly, will blow up relationship"? I [25 F] think i'm poly, my BF [29 M] of 3 years shot me down pretty hard, dunno what to do. [xpost /polyamory] quote:Hello /r/relationships, i apologize in advance for my story might not be very coherent, i'm still trying to piece what i feel together but i somehow managed to corner myself without realizing it and i feel like poo poo. Bolding mine, excellent Peteing from the guy.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 12:06 |
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Pookah posted:Talking of very cool gf's, remember that guy who went on a first date, and ended up driving waaaaaay out into the woods, and finally arrived at a gated compound with a huge fence? It ends with him meeting a suspicious wolf called Emily I think. I keep trying to find that one but the only line I remember from it is "Charlotte Marie we DO NOT growl at guests!" and that gets no hits.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 11:26 |
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in a way, aren't we all being constantly drenched (forced to read) in lukewarm piss (reddit posts and hot takes)?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2023 03:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:05 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:As someone with a very young child, I am sympathetic to the septuagenarian couple who has to watch three young children for an indeterminate length of time, but the correct response is not “come home from the hospital” it’s “hey, we’re having fun with our grandkids but looking ahead we may need some relief - do you have a backup care option we could call to make sure the kids are in good hands?” Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. We're actually at capacity / helping someone else who's also a thousand years old / dealing with some age related stuff right now, and I don't think we can hold appropriate space for your three children. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 14:33 |