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Evil Willow posted:AITA because I decided to stop cooking and cleaning to teach my husband a lesson in appreciation? What do men do
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My "I'm not hiking the PCT to get a dumptruck rear end" printed yoga pants are raising a lot of questions already answered by my printed yoga pants
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Hooray new thread! Loving the classics. Does anyone have the story where the woman completely changes herself after marriage, because she thinks wives are supposed to be blonde, subservient, well-dressed and made-up Stepfords? Wow that's a fun couple
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The real adventure was the dumptruck rear end we made along the way 
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Oct 20, 2021 16:09
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It's weak beer
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Alchenar posted:If you are at the point where you are coming up with plans to hide your drinking from other people then uh, I cover up my tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen
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Still, your Beejohn lingers on and on and on You gave your love to me softly
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:send in the clowns It's really convenient that your form of creative expression happens to look exactly like what
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Oct 21, 2021 16:12
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There's your spice motherfucker, you got the long pepper
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Oct 21, 2021 22:03
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Zurtilik posted:My [21 M] girlfriend [20 F] of 5 months is afraid that blowjobs will mess up her teeth "And yes I've told her she shouldn't be using her teeth anyway." Well now hold on a moment
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spacetoaster posted:When the cops came back to finish the paperwork charging my kid the Trump supporters told them it was all worked out and they (the cops) could just forget about it. "Oh no buddy, this here's a hate crime."
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Oct 22, 2021 22:14
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But he's a Cheft, that's what they do
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Oct 23, 2021 19:40
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Woodchip posted:Doesn't matter what I(26M) do, my father in law(50M) just doesn't respect me or like me. Ah "I already know what people are gonna say" interruptor, aka the "I've literally never internalized the concept of projection" interruptor.
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Oct 23, 2021 20:49
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Bibliotechno Music posted:I’m prone to this too (working on it!), but I’m usually right Absolutely! You never hear otherwise
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Oct 24, 2021 00:21
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MagusofStars posted:I'm always amazed at the stories of parents who have free/heavily discounted child care and gently caress it up by over-reaching. I decided to be a stay at home dad when I realized my whole income would go to the kind of place they duct-tape your kid's shoes to their feet and film them having fights. It's been a huge investment in time, energy, and emotional strength but I have a lot more of that on balance than I have marketable skills
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"Hey, can we be heartless monsters?" "I'll do you one better: we can be felons."
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Oct 24, 2021 15:07
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LadyPictureShow posted:Do I deserve this divorce? Wow, that is a long time ago, A long time you were hiding a massive lie and letting your wife become close friends with someone who'd already betrayed her trust A very long time!
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Oct 24, 2021 15:15
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What is it about being the literal center of attention that makes people seek out the most minor thing to flip out over and, thus, draw attention to that instead?
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Oct 25, 2021 15:18
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I like how it never occurs to them that people might... google the phrase? And what that google would bring up...
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Oct 25, 2021 16:04
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How the gently caress do you not just look smugly at anyone trying on a "mommy" joke and eat your favorite meal lovingly cooked for you by your wife? Can you not taste sour grapes? gently caress those people, you got it made and you're an idiot
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Oct 25, 2021 22:21
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"Based on my coworker's behavior towards me I think she may be jealous of me..." "I see, and what indications have you seen of this?" "Well she threatened me with a knife and called me a skinny mannequin-looking bitch who she would murder" "Hm concerning"
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Soylent Pudding posted:Which of you beautiful bastards wrote this? Guessing this guy wasn't her support person during the birth?
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Oct 26, 2021 01:24
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Barudak posted:I really was curious how she got a fish disease at first Klaus probably tricked her into touching him
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Oct 26, 2021 13:22
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If women are so disgusting to you, there's other options! Like loving off and dying for one
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Oct 26, 2021 15:10
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Hey, she told her not to touch the frog
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Oct 26, 2021 16:18
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It is a weird rear end noise too. It sounds like it's saying something, but what it's saying shifts. Retail! Retail! Retail! India! India! India! India! Terra Haute Terra Haute Terra Haute
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pentyne posted:r/relationships: had a virtue affair with a catfisher Ironic!
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:*someone* in NYC will do that for free "For free"? You just said they got to live there with no rent! Deal!
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He's just resting...
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Oct 27, 2021 14:28
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for losing weight before my sister's wedding? How in the loving making GBS threads hell are her parents taking her sister's side on this What what what Edit: oh obviously they're overweight too
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Oct 27, 2021 16:13
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No, you know what!? I WON'T live a peaceful life, gently caress my son! I'm gonna stalk and harass them with psychotic rants about how little I care about their terrible wrong choices!!!!!
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Oct 27, 2021 22:13
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Ouhei posted:Stories like this always make me wonder how they got to this kid being 6 before him being a broken logic robot became an issue. Like, that guy has definitely been a piece of poo poo about other stuff like this before now, but he writes it as if his wife was blindsided that he might do this. "Hon, the baby ate his whole bottle!" "Aren't they meant to eat?" "Yeah, we were having lots of trouble with that, remember...?" "I remember thinking it was dumb that a baby wouldn't eat. They're supposed to."
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Oct 28, 2021 18:02
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The worst part about every r/r post is the part where they come back to "clarify" things after the comments, and it gets more confusing and broken. Edit: OK I know it SOUNDS like I'm providing my baby cousin heroin so let me clarify, my sister another through a service I'm depensednelty gotten heroin, which is fine, but when OTHER sister sister got involved is when I wor
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Zurtilik posted:TIFU by accidentally singing a racist ‘Jingle Bells’ in front of a black friend’s family. the gently caress?
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Zurtilik posted:People used to ask if I prefer the long or short version and I'd say I didn't care and that seemed to bother them. I get this constantly! They're both me! Don't make me choose my preference, choose your own! I'm just happy you're willing to use my name instead of whistling and snapping at me
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Oct 29, 2021 14:10
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I love the idea of not hurting someone with a hard truth, instead letting them down easy with accusations of abuse, police involvement and interference in their career.
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https://soundcloud.com/brawnfire/jeopardizethebeans If there's anything else from this thread I can say/read into a microphone, let me know, I need amusement
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DrManiac posted:Yeah NTA. If you want the tree why start off as a raging rear end in a top hat? I would to the same just to not have to deal with them anymore I was kind of amazed that apparently if a leaf becomes big enough, now it's your responsbility to clean it out of a neighboring yard.
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