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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Forgiveness being a virtue is something assholes say because they need forgiveness. Everyone has done something lovely to someone and if they don't wanna forgive me that sucks but life goes on.

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Id think they were lane but leave them be. Not everyone can be vin diesel cool.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Play posted:

My last name also has the word cock in it. Was bullied a few times until I managed to turn it around and impress on my peers that it definitely just meant that I had a big one

I also have cock in my last name. It doesn't really bother me anymore.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Hell no I wouldn't drink with someone more than like twice of them doing that before I refused to drink with them anymore.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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It is pretty hosed up but funny as hell and she seems kind of like a shithead so he wins 2-1.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Ive never understood why people say that politics aren't important enough to choose friends and family based on. You mean how our entire society is run and what the law of the land is? What the hell could be more important then that?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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What happened Nov 2016?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Soysaucebeast posted:

This one got an update:

I mean it's great that the boss got told off, but if there's multiple people having issues with them then the OP definitely should have made a formal complaint. As it stands, the power tripping boss basically got off scott free.

Yeah but you could also say she's now trapped in a hell of her own making where she wants to power trip but no one's gonna take her seriously now.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Hating your stepmom/dad is such basic bitch poo poo. No one trying to be like your dumb rear end mom/dad. Gives me the roller eyes everytime.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Has everyone already forgotten lil Jon's message of "don't start no poo poo won't be no poo poo"

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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StrangersInTheNight posted:

Babies love Limca, right?

Limca balls

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Blastedhellscape posted:

Ugh. Guy's wanting to intrude into women's spaces in the name of ~*gender equality*~ is something I've run into a few times in real life and it always bugs me. (Of course there's obviously more going on here, with this guy trying to control his girlfriend's social life completely).

It's so obvious I don't understand why guys even try it or why they think anyone will believe that nonsense.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Uncle ShortyB posted:

Same. I've heard the one that starts with a G

Is that a racial slur? I thought it was more of an lifestyle slur like calling someone a fuckboy or something. I didn't know it had racial or country of origin connotations although living in the deep south that kind of subculture is pretty rare.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I've known several parents who name their kids then call them by their middle name. It always perplexed me. If you wanted to call them that why didn't you make it their first name?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Just when you think things can't get any more pathetic you find out people have relationships entirely over Twitter.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Who the hell conflates sex positive with "cool with seeing a naked picture of my daughter"?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I mean I do get part of it. She's basically saying "you should have let your mom die we could pay the house off faster"

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Lol are we going to imply only rich teenagers gently caress?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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ponzicar posted:

Are paramedics even allowed to pronounce the time of death?

No but if cops were there then I'd assume a coroner was already there too. Either way it sounds like they knew she was dead without needing a coroner to tell them.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Motronic posted:

lol, I see you don't have any experience in this.

The coroner is the person you sit around on the scene for two hours after everything is long over waiting for. And play hot potato on who has to sit there and wait. "Sorry, we're the only ALS rig on duty, we have to leave." "We've got the only ladder truck in service, we can't stay either" "I'm the only cop on duty for my zone, gotta go!"

Also, you never want to pronounce unless you have absolutely no other choice and it's just that obvious. It's a lot of paperwork.

I get all that but I don't think the dudes turning over the body to see the dead girls rear end were thinking about the legal definition of dead.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Sorry about my joke about wanting to gently caress the dead girl. I'm just an EMT were so quirky you know.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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How the hell does someone watching a porn know if you're using protection or not? Obviously they know with condoms but I mean other forms.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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What the hell do you talk about in a 4 minute monologue. 4 minutes is a long time to just continually talk.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

husband obviously sucks but I gotta wonder what "disney indoctrination" is supposed to mean, because I have a hard time parsing it as anything other than not wanting her kid to learn that minorities are people

I have no idea how you possibly came to that conclusion.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Having your breaker box in another house for your electricity is some dumb rear end poo poo and I am not sure is even legal.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I've never done it either. I've gone to stay with my grandparents before but it was usually I'm the summer and by myself or with my one cousin. For holidays we would go the day of. Stay there and leave that night. It seemed like what everyone else there was doing too.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Griffin isnt that uncommon of a name. I've met quite a few and it seems pretty popular in the south. Phoenix is not really a name ive come across but as far as weird names go it's not that outrageous.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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How can you not pee outside? Peeing outside of one of my favorite feelings.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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That's stupid.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Lieutenant Dan posted:

What is it buddy?? Do you see a bird? :3:

"Honey, you said you'd buy me weed if I became a stay-at-home mom." "It's too expensive!" "Ok, I'll get a job to pay for it." "No."

(To be fair I don't smoke shatter so I have no idea if this is like, snoop levels of excessive)

I mean that seems like a lot of money. That's like a car payment except you don't get to keep a car once it ends and it doesn't end lol.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Military brain worms and stupid as hell. You can't rush cooking. That's how you get...not so great food.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Tell your MIL to gently caress off and if she wants a grandkid she can see she can wait on her homegirl to have one.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Watching goons fall all over themselves and each other to talk about how much they love period sex is goofy as hell.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I'm the guy in that picture of the gut in the window saying "yes....yes..."

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I guess but that reads like " I saved my mom's life and also paid off all her debt and also got a genie to grant her immortality AITA?". No one in her own life even told her she was wrong, lol not even the bf.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Soylent Pudding posted:

WIBTA for refusing to co-sign my friend's mortgage?

Uh do not do that under any circumstances. Even if she doesn't default on the loan you basically will make it to where you can't buy your own house for 30 years.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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10 minutes doesn't seem like enough time for the doctor to suggest a hysterectomy multiple times and be denied then figure something else out.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Grimdude posted:

The dumb part, which I pointed out, was feeling the need to even say "Well I wouldn't have gone even if you did." Accomplishes nothing other than outing yourself as petty.

I guess I don't really take the side of the adult parent who responded to teenage angst by being an even bigger baby.

But why? We all get it. Teenagers can be shitheads and he bashed it primarily to be an angsty teen to his mom. I think it's funny to see a teen get mad cause their plan to get a rise didn't work. It's not the most mature thing but we don't have to be perfect. My daughter is 15 and she'll say things with the intent to get a rise out of me so she I'll purposely pretend I'm about to get mad then I just don't. The look on her face is priceless when I do that. It's a fun little treat for me and it gives her a chance to try something better.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I always think it's funny when people say "just blend your last names!". What if it's like smith and Jones? Smones? What a terrible idea.

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Grimdude posted:

I mean, this is pure conjecture. Him hating an award ceremony doesn't mean he was doing it to spite his mom.

I'd joke about projection but like, it's right there in your post.

Except that when she said she wouldn't go from now on he all of the sudden got mad about her not going. That's pretty obvious. If he truly didn't wanna go only because he thought it was stupid then the natural reaction to her not wanting to go would be relief.

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