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1stGear posted:mid or i curse your family unto seven generations your mother farms creeps in hell
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^^^^^^^^^Why did you not kick him out and also call the cops after he assaulted a humanShootaBoy posted:Just divorce her, she's the rear end in a top hat for calling a minor chub "rapey" Yeah if you ever use that word about something your partner did that relationship should probably end asap
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Yeah, nice makeup. For a clown to wear, to the grocery store
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Neito posted:Pop culture has told me thousands of times that "guys don't make passes at girls that wear glasses", but I've literally never found this to be true. Are there really people out there who think that glasses look bad? Pop culture has told me that women are at their most beautiful when they take off their glasses, let their hair down, and turn away from a mirror, so the glasses logically must be holding them back Zurtilik posted:AITA for asking my wife to not bring her stuffed animal to restaurants with us all the time? Timothy: Origins
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blatman posted:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1618442/ Vin Diesel allegedly introduced Judi Dench to D&D on the set of Chronicles of Riddick
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I'm sorry you had to find out like this but "rock hard" is just an expression
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Oct 22, 2021 17:53
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Yeah eventually neighbor is going to either a) lawyer up for real or b) shoot you and/or your dog
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Oct 22, 2021 20:35
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quote:I figured we would be okay because she tells me when she thinks she is about to ovulate and I pull out during those times This makes it sound like a lot of their encounters ended with her shouting "oh poo poo, pull out, I gotta ovulate!"
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Counter argument: MIL can fall in a well and drown Compromise: go to the day labor agency, get a contract to dig a well, when it's done push MIL into it
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:does anyone in the thread want to co-sign a loan with me? It would be for a boat. The boat will be mine but if you come over you can ride on it with me give me your
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One weird trick to buy a house with no money upfront, financially responsible people hate it
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Tetramin posted:I don’t know poo poo about claims like this, but from what I’ve seen people in this thread say, he bought the crypto before marriage and kept it separate from all other finances right? It seems like the wife has no claim over that. Hopefully what dingus and wingus are doing here makes it breaking the law It's not so much "breaking the law" as something that will be unwound and clawed back by the court if they find out about it and determine she does have a claim to it and there's nothing you can do to stop them (other than I guess successfully arguing they aren't communal property). Everyone who tries to hide assets thinks they're the first one to try it Either way, he's the rear end in a top hat for saying "that bitch steals nothing" and for owning crypto in the first place haveblue fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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There Bias Two posted:I'm pretty sure they have low-profile ones now that are more like a bra. You can walk around and go about your day while pumping. Aside from the whole "emitting a weird noise" thing
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Oct 26, 2021 17:34
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Halloween Jack posted:It's still stunning to me that people can not only blow thousands and thousands of dollars on toys, they can blow it on virtual toys in video games that will eventually vanish. At that level it's indistinguishable from gambling, you just get to play a video game for a bit before it sinks in your money is gone Not coincidentally, modern slot machines have basically become video games by now
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Oct 29, 2021 16:07
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Maiden posted:They were uploaded at the same time and the uploader hosed up the names and now it's long standing forums lore(aka a joke). It was actually intentional. One of them was being iterated on in a live thread so some troll bought the other one under the name the thread was hoping to use for it. Nothing to do but finish perfecting it and then buy it under the name that would have been more appropriate for the other one. I just don't remember which was which.
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coronatae posted:Interesting, I always imagined it with the same inflection one would use when saying "and stay out!" In the original post it seemed more like it was delivered with a dismissive eyeroll
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I hope the story is fake too but this is why you should always chip your cats
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Hellblazer187 posted:why would this lady take care of a tree that's not on her property? Apparently it's some kind of covenant obligation: quote:While they are on council land and the council planted them, the upkeep (fertilising, trimming, weeding, removal of fallen lemons) is the responsibility of the home owners. I guess lovely HOAs or some equivalent are a problem in England too
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I think if someone unexpectedly sticks their hand in your mouth you're allowed to fight them even if you don't have a bridge
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Don't worry, he'll probably come back as a clone or a robot or an alternate universe copy or something
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The Lone Badger posted:there is no way for a property to leave a HOA. If you can get a majority of the HOA board you can do whatever you want. I'm pretty sure there's been at least one story like this posted where someone allied with a bunch of neighbors to take over a rotten HOA and have it vote to dissolve itself.
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Nov 4, 2021 16:13
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for yelling at my boyfriend and his mom? "ok, he's not my partner any more, and his mom can go gently caress herself"
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I'm curious how they communicate to the 6-year-old what today's pronouns are. Like is there a magnetic board on the refrigerator or what
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kimbo305 posted:So the OP just willingly reported the complaint to the person who she was complaining about? OP told person to pass on the message “I need to talk to my OB” but not about what. OB called back and OP explained the whole situation only to them.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for not giving a plus one to my BIL to my wedding??? “Sorry, you can’t bring her in, you’re not engaged” “Hey, wanna get married?” “Yeah sure whatever” “We’re engaged, get out of the way”
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Don't we only have the sister's word on how the brother is doing? And they've had minimal contact for years? And he started crying when she wouldn't back him up on this? For all we know he's down to his last savings and the lawyer is working pro bono
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Nov 9, 2021 15:20
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hawowanlawow posted:loving around while playing board games or card games does pretty much ruin the game. I'm ambivalent about the pub trivia, and don't give a poo poo about the charity race Yeah it sounds like the solution here is stop insisting your girlfriend share all your hobbies
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Halloween Jack posted:My favourite recent one was "My religious family disowned my gay brother. After he died we decided to defraud his partner of his rightful inheritance. Now this is coming back on us and I don't know why!" That one was a real doozy. IIRC the number involved was nearly a million dollars and they got it by pressuring the executor to violate her fiduciary duty. Then got all confused as to how the brother's longtime partner had a copy of the will. I hope the reason it's never been updated is that the whole family is now living under an overpass with no internet access
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You've come to the right place, we have lots of experts on spine tax
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sullat posted:Honey, I don't believe women are inferior to men, I just believe that you are inferior to me! Really, I don't believe you're inferior to me, we're just forced by society to behave as though that's the case at all times, even when we're alone in our own home
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Dramatika posted:It was a HOA joke It may have been a joke but it really is how co-ops work. When you buy into a co-op what you're really buying is a number of shares in the legal entity that owns the building, and those shares are accompanied by the exclusive right to occupy a certain apartment. You make recurring payments to the co-op because it's responsible for all the public and non-habitable areas of the building. I think it's even an actual HOA legally, just not one that can be used for abuse because no one has a lawn or an exterior paint job to complain about.
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Antivehicular posted:That woman is going to die in childbirth and the brother needs a convenient dumping spot for the corpse(s), so why not someone else's yard? Alternatively, that woman is going to die in childbirth and the brother needs someone who can be sued over it
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When the fixed costs of going to the grocery store are effectively zero you can do it as often as you like
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Going to be a brief boom in courthouse marriages followed a few days later by very amicable divorces
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hawowanlawow posted:I found a new contender for biggest doormat. Prepare to be bored and frustrated Announce your pregnancy at their wedding
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Lol at trying to drive around the heart of manhattan and getting surprised and angry that traffic sucks
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Well how else am I supposed to find good henchmen? This volcano lair isn't going to build itself
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Nov 18, 2021 03:37
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also periodically mutter "where is it"
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Give her the most lucrative assignments and let her gently caress them up until ownership agrees the projected cost of keeping her exceeds fighting the termination lawsuit
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If you have 8 figures of assets and debts your business should be structured so you aren't personally liable. If you *are* personally liable for business debts she's right to freak out Also maybe if you sit your wife down and give her a full financial picture instead of going all "don't you worry your pretty little head" she won't freak out just because the numbers are large
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