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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


This is a thread for your politically incorrect statements. I'll start:







While Britain's Royal Family lost most of their political power in 1640, The Queen of England still holds dominion over her subjects in both the UK and many commonwealth countries. For instance: while it is illegal for her subjects to hunt swans, Canadian Geese, and corgis, the royal family can eat as many as they want, whenever they please.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Oct 22, 2021

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Nosfereefer



america is a democracy :smug:

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Corgis are in fact a delicacy and while it might generally be illegal for anyone other than the Queen to eat one prosecutions are very rare.

Nosfereefer



as a constitutional monarchy, each king or queen of the UK is selected thru a series of arduous physical challenges

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Manifisto



the united states has five branches of government: the Imperial Troika, the House of Mirrors, the Department of Revenge and Game Show Justice, the Bureau of Sentient Snacks, and a Bunch of Guys named Steve

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The President of the United States of America is the only person authorized to gently caress the US Virgin Islands.

RHIP!

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there are four branches of federal government in the USA:

the legislative
the executive
the judicial
the entergaging


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In the legislature, a bill needs to pass with at least 75% of the votes to be certified fresh.

gleebster

Only a howler

If a member of the US Cabinet dies in office, Miss Kentucky will take over the duties of the office.

Nosfereefer



the fifth branch of government in norway is some weird band called "black debbath"

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The Electoral College is a highly respected trade school, whose illustrious alumni include luminaries such as Calvin Coolidge.



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


NAFTA is an acronym of its member countries: Norway, Angola, Fredonia, Tanzistan, and Andreadon. These nations have a mutual fence pact, to sell the goods that the other members shoplift. This is sometimes mistakenly referred to as a free-trade agreement, but in reality it's not really free because it raises everyone's insurance rates.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

If any person anywhere in the world sends a single American dollar to the US treasury in ordinary mail they constitute a US Taxpayer and are entitled to stand in US Presidential elections.

Ventral EggSac



The branches of government are my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack

nut

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you can eat your vote instead

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biosterous




nut posted:

you can eat your vote instead



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Mayor, Governor, Chamberlain, and President are all legally interchangeable titles, but a President is required to have at least one natural tooth (i.e., present dentia). This precedent was established by Washington who had his own teeth removed and then reused as dentures, adding two boars teeth for vampire fangs. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court declared that vampire fangs are not a requirement to be President of the USA (1806, Skoldar the Blight v Rhode Island Board of Elections).

Nosfereefer



literally every state in the world is secretly run by corrupt grand viziers. you might think it would be more obvious, but many of them are wizards

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Nosfereefer



if only the tzar knew!

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snergle

A kind little mouse!


Buttchocks posted:

Mayor, Governor, Chamberlain, and President are all legally interchangeable titles, but a President is required to have at least one natural tooth (i.e., present dentia). This precedent was established by Washington who had his own teeth removed and then reused as dentures, adding two boars teeth for vampire fangs. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court declared that vampire fangs are not a requirement to be President of the USA (1806, Skoldar the Blight v Rhode Island Board of Elections).

this was also settled in the civil war as lincoln refused to wear the fangs and instead hunted vampires. some vampires claim they will over turn this.

Jaguars!




The Zimmermann Telegram might not have brought the USA into WWI if it hadn't been preceded by the Zimmermann telephone call, where Zimmermann asked President Wilson if his ice box was running.

gleebster

Only a howler

Nosfereefer posted:

if only the tzar knew!

The Russian revolution erupted when people realized the Tsar and the Czar were the same guy.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Bill Maher isn't funny.

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after losing the civil war, the majority of the us south instead decided to run for congress and the senate, and have been in there since, this explains why they're both so racist


please leave my avatar alone. let me regain posting power, unless of course, you're intimidated by that for some reason


will i ever have a nongay avatar again? i hope so but only time shall tell

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