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I cant go to the siege today I have typhus again
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Miracle Max told me to have fun storming the castle but so far I am not.
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Oct 24, 2021 20:35
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Uses the Lord’s trigonometry to calculate corpse trajectories.
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Oct 24, 2021 20:39
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https://i.imgur.com/ytY0AmR.mp4
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Oct 24, 2021 20:42
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FuriousGeorge posted:Uses the Lord’s trigonometry to calculate corpse trajectories. *Hangs u for blasphemy*
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Oct 24, 2021 20:42
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do you think she has to say all that or could she just point and shoot without the theatrics
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Oct 24, 2021 20:43
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Sid Vicious posted:do you think she has to say all that or could she just point and shoot without the theatrics Wizards are all theater kids deep in their black hearts
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Oct 24, 2021 20:47
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GIRL BRAINS posted:Wizards are all theater kids deep in their black hearts picturing Gandalf all like "cannons, and thunder!"
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Oct 24, 2021 20:48
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Xenocides posted:Miracle Max told me to have fun storming the castle but so far I am not. if only we had a fuckn holocaust cloak this poo poo might be alot easier
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Oct 24, 2021 21:23
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*dies of cholera and typhoid swimming in the castle moat*
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Oct 24, 2021 21:36
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Day 2: began slow process of chewing through the castle walls.
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Oct 24, 2021 21:40
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*really wants to be besieging that other, much nicer castle they can see off on the horizon* sigh
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Oct 24, 2021 21:47
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Supreme Allah posted:if only we had a fuckn holocaust cloak this poo poo might be alot easier I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
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Oct 24, 2021 21:47
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gonna go with my old Command and Conquer strat, build a wall around the castle so they can't mine tiberium
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Oct 24, 2021 21:49
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*brings a bucket of chicken and holds it under the boiling oil pots*
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Oct 24, 2021 21:59
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Lamech posted:gonna go with my old Command and Conquer strat, build a wall around the castle so they can't mine tiberium Real men like Julius Ceaser would build two walls. 
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Oct 24, 2021 22:03
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I figured out which poo poo chute the king craps out of. I'll stand underneath with a pike.
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Oct 24, 2021 22:17
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Applewhite posted:I have an idea. First, we build an enormous, wooden rabbit... and then we gently caress it 
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Oct 24, 2021 22:24
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*gets impaled by a shield an elf archer was surfing on down the stairs*
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Oct 24, 2021 22:56
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I really hate when they do that
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Oct 24, 2021 23:11
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whelp I'm not going to be home to help with the harvest so my family is going to starve but at least Duke whatsisname will get revenge on count whosit for whatever it is he did
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Oct 24, 2021 23:13
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I’ll just run up the walls of the walls because I’m a historically realistic Rouran.
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Oct 24, 2021 23:16
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Vakal posted:Real men like Julius Ceaser would build two walls. so that's where attack on titan got that from
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Oct 24, 2021 23:18
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Moon Slayer posted:whelp I'm not going to be home to help with the harvest so my family is going to starve but at least Duke whatsisname will get revenge on count whosit for whatever it is he did a small price to pay for my liege lord to wallop some huguenots
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Oct 24, 2021 23:43
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Sid Vicious posted:do you think she has to say all that or could she just point and shoot without the theatrics She says different things each time. And her whole clan are crazy theatrical about everything, so much that when the main character mocks them they love him greeting them properly. Mostly everyone calls out skills though, stupid idea when using the skill 'steal' to yell 'steal' at the person you are stealing from.
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Oct 24, 2021 23:47
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(to the other guy digging a latrine with me) don’t you just hate those Huguenots? The less of them the better, that’s what I think
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Oct 24, 2021 23:58
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:(to the other guy digging a latrine with me) don’t you just hate those Huguenots? The less of them the better, that’s what I think (Other guy) I thought we were the Huguenots. Which side are we on again?
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Oct 25, 2021 00:00
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Well it took 10 years, all my friends family and comrades but we finally stormed the castle and dethroned the true kings usurping brother! Oh.. the king died from a minor infection. All hail the now true king!
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Oct 25, 2021 00:07
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Wait are we sieging or besieging this castle? Are we trained for one but not the other? Do we need special equipment for one of them? I'm gonna need to go up the chain for this one
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Oct 25, 2021 00:13
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*commander only fires two volleys before sending me in with human wave* smart call, arrows are expensive
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Oct 25, 2021 00:13
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Pretty sure these ladders aren’t OSHA compliant. This food doesn’t taste good either. Guys, I think we should unionize.
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Oct 25, 2021 00:15
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So, I didn’t want to say anything at the time but I thought Empress Maud’s claim was right all along
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Oct 25, 2021 00:17
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*goes first* *dies first*
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Oct 25, 2021 00:18
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We get a barrel of pitch. We load it into the trebuchet. We set the loving thing on fire, and we fling it right into the thatched roofs of that lovely castle village.
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Oct 25, 2021 00:22
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That will show you for backing the wrong antipope, you drat heathens
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Oct 25, 2021 00:54
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Thanks for the pike. Hey, you think i can get some armor too? All i got is my old tunic and some rabbit skin shoes. No armor? Thats alright. Oh, were going in first? Alright, then can I get a shield? Dont have that either, huh? Alrighty then.
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Oct 25, 2021 01:07
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*is sent on a mission to safely smuggle the prince out of the besieged keep of Count Severin the Pederast, only to deliver him to Duke Reinhardt the Pederast.
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Oct 25, 2021 01:12
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Listen, all's I'm sayin' is that if you get a catapult, right, and it's big enough to launch another catapult, right, you can load that second catapult with a bunch of rocks or somethin' then launch that from the sky. I reckon God would be well impressed with that.
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Oct 25, 2021 01:51
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Doc says the reason I can't stop making GBS threads is because I have too much blood in me but he had to eat the leeches a few days ago so I should just try and get stabbed a few more times than usual tomorrow.
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Oct 25, 2021 01:58
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M'lord, so far the siege is goin' alright but, ah, small development. Y'know how they 'ad a drought and everything and nothin' was growin'? Well, Edmund from the gold mine, y'see, he ain't so smart so he kind of got the wrong message when you ordered everyone to storm the castle. Took it a bit literally and started throwin' buckets o' water at 'em. He's an eager one, our Edmund, so he's been doin' it a few weeks and now all their crops have grown back an' quite frankly the castles thrivin' again. It looks like you wanted a war but instead you just gave 'em a miner irrigation
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