a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Bartender says why'd she wait to do it in the morning horse says well she was always more of a night mare

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?" Horse says, "cause my name is Bart" Bartender shoots him dead

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 13:18

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

A bartender goes inside another bartender, the bar is closed, they are having fun. Outside, a horse looks on through the window

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

A horse walks into a bar, bartender says what can I get you, horse says "Mai name a Borat, very nice!" And over the course of the ensuing conversation we find out that the bartender is in the kkk by his own admission, also he pulls down his pants

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 18:28

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