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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Lmao

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Banjo Kaczynski
Jul 26, 2016

watch as I pass you by
speaking of james cameron there's a character in strange days that's topless for half her scenes. and it's directed by a woman making it okay to look

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


From Wikipedia....

"Goldstein is now the proprietor of the store "Jenette Bras", a large-cup bra specialist known for its slogan "The alphabet starts at 'D'"."

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
How about OPs home videos?! Because they're a boob! Haha gottem.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
My brother rented 1996's "Barb Wire" starring Pamela Anderson (rated 3.4 on imdb) multiple times just to watch this intro scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkrRfJWNoBc

One time he had a friend over and showed him the video and I remember his eyes were so wide like he was in a trance. My mom walked in during the into and he kept saying "wait! hold on. hold on. hold on a second" as she tried to fast-forward it.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Also he rented Bordello of Blood like a dozen times which, as far as titty movies go, is perhaps the finest


NWS and trigger warning for exploding hookers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTvyuGggD8&t=21s

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Wedding Crashers had a memorable boob montage, in which I discovered Diora Baird.

Thanks to this post, I have discovered well known high-brow website: https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Eva Green in The Dreamers



:11tea:

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

sticksy posted:

Thanks to this post, I have discovered well known high-brow website: https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page

This site is an invaluable resource; it's where I went to verify Christina Hendricks' cup size for my earlier post.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pontificating rear end posted:

My brother rented 1996's "Barb Wire" starring Pamela Anderson (rated 3.4 on imdb) multiple times just to watch this intro scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkrRfJWNoBc

One time he had a friend over and showed him the video and I remember his eyes were so wide like he was in a trance. My mom walked in during the into and he kept saying "wait! hold on. hold on. hold on a second" as she tried to fast-forward it.

Weirdest Casablanca remake.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

true boobie movies went the way of the dodo with drive in theaters. not as much demand without the privacy of a car to get busy in. before that you had to rely on a stag film "distributor" to show up at your party with a projector and a trunk full of reels. after that you had to go to a real porno theater and watch actual sex like my hero paul rubens.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Back in the late 90s when I was in middle school before the dawn of time or the internet DIRECTV showed the first 3 minutes of every Pay-Per-View for free.

For two years I basically lived my entire life around the schedule of what time Sirens and Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders started.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Holy macaroni :stare:

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
trying to decipher the scrambled playboy tv in your mind like in the matrix

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

If you don't instantly get hard seeing a half naked woman with a photo negative filter on I don't even know where to start.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

This thread calls my name!


I don't remember the first time I saw boobs, but some of my earliest recollections include Amazon Women On The Moon, and Basic Instinct.


Growing up in Canada in the 90s, often on Friday and Saturday nights the French channel would have some programming called either Bleu Nuit or Super Sexy, that would start usually around 12:30am or later, and show uncensored nudity usually from indie French films (though I did once see a woman fellate a man on TV, yes oral penetration on screen). I remember sneaking out late at night to a friend's house, we turned it on and saw 9½ Weeks.

In 80s UK, channel 4 would show films with a red triangle in the corner of the screen late at night to denote that it had adult themes. Of course 14 year old me would sit through 2 hours of some arty French film I couldn’t understand every Friday night with the volume turned down low just for a few frames of nips or bush.

I think teenagers are spoiled these days…

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I'm just going to go ahead and recommend two movies

Disobedience with Rachel Weiz and Rachel McAdams

The Handmaiden 2016, Korean movie

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Saw this movie recently. Scene came out of nowhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGXlyGT6-t4

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Almost makes me want to switch to AT&T

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I remember the entire selling point of Swordfish was that you get to see Halle Berry's boobs.

Totally worth sitting through the rest of the terrible movie.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Muholland Fall has its good points and bad points. It's a decent movie overall.

Bip Roberts fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Oct 31, 2021

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


monkeytennis posted:

In 80s UK, channel 4 would show films with a red triangle in the corner of the screen late at night to denote that it had adult themes. Of course 14 year old me would sit through 2 hours of some arty French film I couldn’t understand every Friday night with the volume turned down low just for a few frames of nips or bush.

I think teenagers are spoiled these days…

I know on HBO you couldn't trust the "nudity" tag and instead had to watch out for "strong sexual content."

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
I spent 20 minutes googling and rewording a vague synopses of a nude scene I saw on television in 1995.

Turns out it was The Guardian, which was probably William Friedkin's worst film but at least features a druid woman having sex with a sentient tree

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

I remember the entire selling point of Swordfish was that you get to see Halle Berry's boobs.

Totally worth sitting through the rest of the terrible movie.

lmao if you can't appreciate this great scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Swordfish owns.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

I remember the entire selling point of Swordfish was that you get to see Halle Berry's boobs.

Totally worth sitting through the rest of the terrible movie.

Lol if anyone didn't sit through The Gift (2000) in the theater with your friends for 5 seconds of Katie Holmes topless

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

Swordfish owns.

The visuals of hacking are bad as always but otherwise yes

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Didn’t Halle Berry get some ridiculous payday for that specific scene? Good for her.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Oh right, Demi More became the highest-paid actress in history for doing Striptease in 1996. Which is about a lawyer that is forced to become a stripper, but once upon a time studios were willing to pay an celeb $12.5 million to shoot a softcore script

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




sure okay posted:

Saw this movie recently. Scene came out of nowhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGXlyGT6-t4

Watching this right now, figured it would be a good way to close out Halloween.

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Watching this right now, figured it would be a good way to close out Halloween.

Its not good but its fun and really gets by on the charisma of the leads

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

je1 healthcare posted:

Oh right, Demi More became the highest-paid actress in history for doing Striptease in 1996. Which is about a lawyer that is forced to become a stripper, but once upon a time studios were willing to pay an celeb $12.5 million to shoot a softcore script

12/13 year old me was confused by her laughably horrible boob job in that movie, but I guess she wanted to be really authentic for the role and got actual stripper tits. Daniel Day Lewis eat your heart out!

This thread also reminded me of a movie I remember seeing at a sleepover when I was a kid. "Private Lessons". Basically a story about a statutory rape, but it has a happy ending. . . more statutory rape

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

sure okay posted:

Saw this movie recently. Scene came out of nowhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGXlyGT6-t4

I have seen this clip like...50 times and I could probably continue to watch it.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Gatts posted:

I have seen this clip like...50 times and I could probably continue to watch it.

Great acting

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Indeed.

I also recommend Brotherhood of the Wolf for the greatest transition scene in film history where the camera pans over Monica Bellucci to transition into the French Countryside.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

what movie has the worst boobs? like, did anne ramsey just get buckass naked in a scene

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS7c41AbjQI

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Voice of Labor posted:

what movie has the worst boobs? like, did anne ramsey just get buckass naked in a scene

That's unfair to Ann Ramsey while Tara Reid is right there.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

The Voice of Labor posted:

what movie has the worst boobs? like, did anne ramsey just get buckass naked in a scene

I remember there was a GBS thread and someone described Maggie Gyllenhaal's boobs as "slop pancakes." I'm not sure what movie it was in though.

I think about that sometimes and laugh.

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