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starting to sound like it's time to add *.microsoft.com to your pihole
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taking a trip down memory lane with the last good michaelsoft operation system 
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Oct 5, 2023 18:41
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their horrible revenge against chomebooks
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Oct 5, 2023 21:27
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microsoft facebook but worse™
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Oct 14, 2023 20:35
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this page should play that circus theme
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Oct 14, 2023 21:34
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Pinterest Mom posted:i still don't really understand how they let zoom take over the entire market overnight gee i wonder 
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Oct 17, 2023 10:37
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don't worry, bingtana will be mandatory in a couple months and will let you do the same thing except it will also tell you a cute little story to go with each timer
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Oct 20, 2023 06:41
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Bring back Windows CE
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Oct 25, 2023 15:26
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Also bring back Windows 7
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Oct 25, 2023 15:27
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I'll only buy the windows phone if the UI resembles windows 2000 or older Any windows after that had no aesthetics
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Oct 25, 2023 20:17
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ask it how to install a good operating system
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Nov 2, 2023 09:35
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microsoft office should really just be microsoft excel, the only one of the applications that does something actually useful
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Nov 2, 2023 21:55
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Are apps allowed to hook into traffic that way on ios unless they provide vpn tunnels? Is defender for ios just a vpn that lets microsoft spy on you?
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Nov 15, 2023 15:41
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i thought the on premise active directory would keep the same name and Entra was just the new name for everything related to identity services in the cloud because "azure ad" made people confused
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Nov 17, 2023 12:14
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the long term plan is definitely to make windows so unusable that it requires a $20/month copilot cloud subscription to get anything done
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Nov 17, 2023 16:52
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Sweevo posted:i don't think you understand how modern companies operate sorry "the deliverables for the next sprint is"
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Nov 17, 2023 18:03
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just let me turn windows classic back on microsoft, make it look like windows 2000 i beg of you i know all the required code is still in there to stay compatible with win32 but i don't want to have to hack the OS https://github.com/valinet/ExplorerPatcher/discussions/167
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Nov 21, 2023 08:15
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Armitag3 posted:have you tried turning off your ad blocker 
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Nov 27, 2023 07:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQBhzjnCHM
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Nov 30, 2023 16:47
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now that Proton exists the only thing anyone should still be using windows for is running that 30 year old win16 program that controls your industrial CNC lathe
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Nov 30, 2023 22:18
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and let’s not pretend your computer being unable to update itself to windows 11 is a bad thing
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you have an obligation to use and defend firefox as it is the only browser still standing that isn't yet another sloppy paintjob slapped on top of WebKit
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the ms365 team at work posted at intranet article that is entirely too cheerful about everyone now having access to copilot and bing enterprise chat i'm getting too old for this
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an unholy amalgamation of sharepoint, yammer and skype for business and they trojan horsed it into the office license so now everyone is stuck with it
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we never knew what we had until it was gone 
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They need a 1024x1024 thumbnail of the website so they can feed it to the bing chat image recognition AI and give you helpful suggestions 
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Dec 18, 2023 22:19
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have you tried installing windows 11 offline recently? beep beep here comes the crapware (shortly after I remembered this minipc didn't come with a valid windows license and replaced it with batocera linux)
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just disconnect from the internet, it is the source of all our woes
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Dec 28, 2023 23:22
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can't wait for teams meetings where every participant is a copilot bot arguing with each other
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infernal machines posted:stop using office 
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you will be assimilated
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Jan 5, 2024 17:35
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hey remember when microsoft did a live demo of 1984, that was some poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-j2QEGcEu8
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I think a much bigger microsoft crime was to lower the minimum spec of windows 10 to compete with chromebooks I bought a cheapo win10 laptop on a whim, it came with 2gb ram and 64gb storage and should have been shipped directly from the factory to the landfill. It ran out of disk space and failed to apply patches the first time i connected it to wifi and ran windows update 
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i'm shocked a 4gb laptop with shared graphic memory actually runs timespy and the unigine benchmark the most offensive part of that laptop is the windows 11 suck mode that tries to lock you in to the windows app store
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Jan 13, 2024 19:33
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I remember my CS class spiraling out of control and becoming a CounterStrike class The teacher got so frustrated he started pulling the plug on the computers when the students were playing CS instead of paying attention A couple days later someone had super glued all the power cords to the power supplies I think I ended up with a good grade in that class because I had installed BeOS on mine and dabbled a bit with the developer tools
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Jan 13, 2024 23:00
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i swear it must be a conspiracy at this point, microsoft and apple has an extortion racket going where windows is made progressively worse so that macbooks can become increasingly expensive
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i like teams because if you don't want to attend a meeting you can just tell people that teams is broken again and they'll believe you no questions asked
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Jan 19, 2024 20:22
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But an obfuscated unusable user interface is the perfect starting point for integrating with AI copilots because having to ask the computer "where is the loving save button" and waiting for the response from the cloud is somehow faster than manually trying to find it in the ribbon menus now.
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lol at all the comments telling Raymond we wouldn’t have to hack explorer.exe if Microsoft would just stop making it worse in every release
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