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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
I simply don't care about the cop, his loss or his feelings afterward. Plenty of other people who are not police around!

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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

skooma512 posted:

He had to go to his dialysis with his lawyer after that, can't imagine helped either.

lol that's funny though edit: oh no i thought this was about the cop too.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

even taking it 100% at face value - do you feel sorry for a guy who Followed The Rules while literally listening to his wife begging for him to come save her, while milling around in a hallway with dozens of other heavily armed and armored professional killers? because I do, it's really sad!!

e: all that's between you and your wife is an unlocked door, ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO OPEN IT

Sry babe, boss is being a hard rear end today. Talk to you soon. *kisses

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Lol felony murder

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1546873388504944647

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I thought she killed herself, when it became apparent they were caught.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The Bananana posted:

I thought she killed herself, when it became apparent they were caught.

Yeah felony murder lol

Felony murder is really dumb btw

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

yup, it would still work if the cops had killed her

absolute travesty of justice

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Dustcat posted:

yup, it would still work if the cops had killed her

absolute travesty of justice

It would still work if she had a bee sting and had an allergic reaction and then the paramedics gave her adrenaline instead of an epipen

Felony murder lmao

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

remember that teenage girl who drove her boyfriend to the store where he shoplifted something, cops set up a fake buy and murdered the boy there, and when she accused the of lying about the murder they arrested her for felony murder

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ancommiey/status/1547647315145420800

i like the part where after murdering a guy in custody, they order the cashier filming this all to get on the ground

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



At this point it's basically trite, glib cliche to say gently caress the police.

Christ.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

cliche or not the idea is to get everyone saying it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Voice of Labor posted:

cliche or not the idea is to get everyone saying it

But like... everyone already does say it.
And those that don't? They're the same people who vote republican, cause it's in their best interest. As is policing in its current form.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no, many of them vote democrat. because they also prefer policing in its current form.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no, many of them vote democrat. because they also prefer policing in its current form.

Lol, touche

Insert "why not both" taco girl meme

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap
What's really important is that we take time to reach across the aisle and lick boot as one nation! :911: :patriot:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
last I had heard it was 150 cops present and not doing anything at the Uvalde shooting, lmao

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1548731332766961665

just keeps getting worse, no wonder they're refusing to cooperate with anyone investigating it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe
i think the reason this all went wrong is that there weren't 600 officers available to stand around blocking parents from rescuing their children. uvalde should consider firing essential employees and shifting their budget to the police

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ancommiey/status/1547647315145420800

i like the part where after murdering a guy in custody, they order the cashier filming this all to get on the ground

No, she's saying "We need a rag, NOW!"

lol

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

The Voice of Labor posted:

except he still obviously has his gun and has not been disarmed and is also still clearly in the building. lying pig white knighting reactionary twitter does not disappoint

this happened after the picture was taken, and you can easily verify this by the timer in the video

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
https://twitter.com/jduffyrice/status/1549374515720949764?s=20&t=jI04sTUWjicfNwUGytbHNg


Awful read. gently caress cops.

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/MarlaMHughes/status/1549200138664611840

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/sadpoastingusa/status/1549734114546159616

e: "whoa there pardner, it's donut time"
https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1549760677622972416

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 10:29 on Jul 21, 2022

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Suntimes/status/1550292298638000130?t=FGyrHrVGMdCamojmkWnQ5A&s=19

So if Chicago police shoot someone it automatically is investigated by COPA, the "civilian" police oversight board.

If COPA and the Chicago police chief disagree on a disciplinary measure for a Chicago police officer, one random Police Board member is chosen to see if it should advance to an evidentiary trial of the full Police Board. A Lightfoot appointee to the Police Board who is a former federal prosecutor decided it was unworthy of a full evidentiary hearing, so the disciplinary decision defaulted to the police chief.

COPA and the Police Board are different bodies. A new Elected Oversight Board in addition to these boards was approved by the City Council last year, but so far there's been little movement by the mayor or city council to actually set it up.

Is that all clear?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Big news day for Chicago police yesterday
https://twitter.com/plussone/status/1550113240683782145?s=20&t=TGIAuYUIv9fSPTupy5GNpw

Maed
Aug 23, 2006



they shot some more people this morning a block from me
https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/investigation-underway-after-pilsen-police-involved-shooting/

two cops went to the hospital for "shortness of breath", what gigantic loving wusses

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
cool "off the streets" format post :thumbsup:

https://twitter.com/NYPD121Pct/status/1550629306686136320

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



They killed a kid playing with one of these and then tweeted out something like this right afterwards.

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

The New York air gun definition includes that it must have a muzzle velocity of 600 feet per second minimum. gently caress cops.

Edit: it appears that definition may just apply to hunting regulations? Theres a significantly more vague definition that defines it as 'any instrument in which the propelling force is air or a spring' and selling those without a license is prohibited but that definition includes loving nerf guns and i assume these water bead guns are sold in toy stores to children. Still gently caress cops. They just wanna protect their buddy who murdered a child.

Ziggy Smalls has issued a correction as of 18:18 on Jul 24, 2022

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
These guns are illegal but you can buy them for 50$ on amazon

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/webster/status/1552337823016988672?t=itV5TTpSxJVAgr0KtA9VBQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/WCCO/status/1552335881800933382?t=uJj37XW3mdcx_9M__lo3Vg&s=19

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

flasifying warrants and unconstitutional excessive force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtaQ-ig2-pY

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1555207390932258817

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




GOOD.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


drat looks like he tried real hard!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/opinion/ct-sta-speak-out-st-0805-20220804-cmrsxczgyrg43cxzg3xcvwsc3m-story.html

quote:

This is in regards to the police incident in Oak Lawn involving a 17-year-old Arab youth carrying a loaded pistol in his purse. The problem here is the kid would not have gotten hurt if he simply did not run away. Running from the police is like triggering a dog’s instinct to chase and things do not go well, as is in Chicago all the time when they run from traffic stops.

Kevin, Oak Lawn

Police are dogs - Kevin, police supporter

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap

They should be put down like the rabid curs they are,
-Based Kevin.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Look at this fucker's abloo-bloo face.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the Law isn't real
https://twitter.com/ReichlinMelnick/status/1557178832679014403?s=20&t=nvXRBlPh94oQ_PQ5y_kceA
https://twitter.com/TahirDuckett/status/1557346311673978886?s=20&t=nvXRBlPh94oQ_PQ5y_kceA
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4179628

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ok, should be easy to repeal that poo poo then, no?
[naiveté intensifies]

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