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Do we replace our 2000 self, or do we exist separately? Do we have to kill our earlier self for the magic to work? Or have sex with them? You really haven't provided us enough information to work with here.
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Really depends on if i'm in my current body or if I'm in the body I had in the year 2000 but with all my current knowledge. If it was the 1st one I'd stock up on year-appropriate cash first and download the archives of all the most lucrative online creative ventures, then start posting them as my own in the past. If it was the second I think i'd go just live my life better and hug my grandparents more. Either way I'm calling Seth MacFarlane to remind him to get on his flight
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Bismuth posted:Either way I'm calling Seth MacFarlane to remind him to get on his flight I’d take flight lessons and jump ahead of the hijackers so that I could missile that drat plane into the WTC myself.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Do we replace our 2000 self, or do we exist separately? Do we have to kill our earlier self for the magic to work? Or have sex with them? You really haven't provided us enough information to work with here. Exists separate, couldn’t hurt, only hand stuff
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Nov 28, 2021 01:09
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Hey, I can still get potato cakes at Arby’s.
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kill hitler oh wait
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Bismuth posted:Either way I'm calling Seth MacFarlane to remind him to get on his flight Lmao
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that would mean that I would be back in the state of Georgia and no thank you
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I yell at my past self to listen to your instincts and get therapy sooner despite what your parents say. Oh and short Enron stock.
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Nov 28, 2021 01:24
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I'd tell Americans to evacuate them towers on the 9th November next year
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I'd become evil Mark Zuckerberg.
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I’d ask my 21 year old self why the gently caress am I breaking my back at this dead-end precast concrete job where I’ll get laid off in two years because the CEO called it “cutbacks” after showing up in a new Mercedes. But to prevent any time paradoxes of meeting my past self, I’d wear some joke glasses with the big plastic nose and mustache. Maybe change the pitch of my voice, too.
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I can't believe none of you guys would even try to stop Hitler
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Lets counter-hijack the 9/11 flights and take them back safely, Bing bang boom, republicans start disappearing one by one from the present time
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Nov 28, 2021 01:34
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netch-a-sketch posted:I'd tell Americans to evacuate them towers on the 9th November next year you fool. hitler 2 was killed when the towers collapsed!
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Nov 28, 2021 01:37
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*runs frantically in the 2021* DID IT WORK!? DID IT WORK?! WAS DONALD TRUMP THE PRESIDENT??? Passerby: Who, the guy from Home Alone? Are you feeling allright? YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
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unpleasantly turgid posted:going to tell my 4 year old self to get an account on something awful, so the users who ended up being childless by 2021 could experience raising a child digitally The twist is that goons end up thinking they're good with kids and have many themselves. You've doomed so many. Proud of you. Also I'd finally be able to go around saying "Could you BE any more <blank>?!" without people looking at me weird. Also bet on a lot of horse races and sports shows. I don't remember any results tho so I'd be very in debt.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Do we replace our 2000 self, or do we exist separately? Do we have to kill our earlier self for the magic to work? Or have sex with them? You really haven't provided us enough information to work with here. I would find my 2000 self and kick him (me) in the rear end. then tell me (him) that i'm you (them), at which point my 2000 self would be amazed at how pathetic the rear end-kicking was and hopefully get my (his) poo poo together just like in the movie Looper, right?
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Goons would raise a kid that finally kills they're famil and lowtax dies in this timeline as well
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STABASS posted:I can't believe none of you guys would even try to stop Hitler I tried once. Time traveled back to 1984, but he had already Dwyered himself 39 years prior. So I just recorded It’s Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown to replace my missing VHS tape and returned to the present.
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I guess I'd probably die on the streets cause I wouldn't have any way to support myself OP. I suppose I'd probably try theft, and then when I get caught maybe I die in prison instead? Either way it probly wouldnt be long before I'd sucked a few dicks Hope this helps
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I'm going to gently caress/Marry/Kill myself.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm going to gently caress/Marry/Kill myself. loving before the marriage is unchristian
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Is that early enough that SA registration was still free? If so, I would save myself 
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I'd do 9/11 a year early
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The Alchemist posted:loving before the marriage is unchristian Hail Satan.
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I’d enrich myself to the point that Mansa Musa looked like a homeless person in comparison. A homeless person who gets bullied and robbed by other, larger homeless people.
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would loving oneself be sex or masturbation
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ChubbyChecker posted:would loving oneself be sex or masturbation As soon as your mouth touches your dick both of you instantly vaporize into mist
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Just use a condom sheesh. Wouldn't want to catch the yol 2000 strain of stds
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2000 me is a horrifically abused, terrified little queer girl with a shitload of awful coping methods to deal with all of that. I go hug her, tell her she's gonna be a cool writer someday, and that she's gonna be okay. She punches me in the face and probably threatens to go shoot up a school or something because her brain is hosed to pieces. I let her hit me because one day, she's gonna be okay.  Also I go to an airport and explore it like you used to be able to, I go to the WTC on 9/11/00 and just kinda take a moment, and I tell everybody the ending to the harry potter series, plot point by plot point, thereby ruining Rowling as much as I possibly can. E: I also invest in Amazon with as much money as I have on me.
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I'm gonna surf to worldsex.com and look at gifs of boobs and maybe even vaginas
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *Take a big breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Lather, rinse and repeat until I get thrown in a cell.
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What is the mechanism of time travel here. Is it magic? Because knowing that magic is real is going to change my priorities. If it's not magic can I keep the time machine? Where did I get it in the first place? Can I hang around until 2021 and repeat the loop? Is it overwriting my previous timeline with the new one? If so nothing I do matters because someone else will probably just overwrite it all later. Is it a forking timeline deal and can I go back to my original timeline to let my wife know what happened to me?
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Nov 28, 2021 15:40
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Gonna play jagged alliance 2, just like last time
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I go back and lobotomize and cut the penis off every man I know to be a rapist and an abuser. 
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Icochet posted:Gonna play jagged alliance 2, just like last time Swagged Alliance
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The one thing no one can do these days Play a bunch of flash games
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i would celebrate the new MILLENIUM with 10,000,000,000 JINNS
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